[groaning]
[splattering]
What is that? It smells like a thousand angry skunks.
[sniffing]
Whoa! Somebody needs a diaper change, stat.
A little powder, a little wiping,
now you've got a fresh, new diapee.
[gasping]
What? We've got a runner!
Oh, look what Lily found!
That gives me an idea.
One ice cream sundae coming up.
Don't forget the gummy bears!
Whipped topping in the hiz-ouse!
And some yummy cookie crumbles!
[unintelligible mumbling]
Thanks Flip, but you're not supposed to be talking
after your wisdom teeth surgery.
You guys she's about to try it.
You can see the greens break
slightly to the left of the dinosaur's tail.
Lola, that's not how you hold the club to putt.
It's not that hard!
Just hit the little ball into the big dinosaur.
You're going to be dino-sore
when I'm done kicking your butt, buddy.
Nice one.
Look, my sister's a professional golfer, so stop rushing her.
Or you're going to have to deal with me.
[groaning]
[yelling]
That was my club.
[groaning]
Oh, let me guess. You want us to get our putts out of here?
[laughing]
[groaning]
Oh.
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Gus' gameathon.
The score is tied as we come to the final round, dance battle.
Whoa, This is really heating up.
Hey, No, I'm serious.
You need to stop. My machine is about the break.
But we don't have a winner yet.
Keep dancing, Everyone.
[yelling]
Come on guys.
[yelling]
Is it over? Did we win?
[gasping]
[groaning]
I think we all lost.
[laughing]
[gulping]
Lynn. Are you sure you want to drink that
dairyana grande iced cheeseacino before we ride?
Just worry about yourself there, champ.
Hey, we're next.
[yelling in distance]
Hey, don't push me.
Woah!
Aw man, it's broken.
Oh well, let's go.
[electricity sputtering]
It's even faster now!
Oh...
This is Catherine Mulligan
here at Lynn's table, talking to the man
behind the name chef Lynn Loud.
This has been the most successful grand opening
Royal Woods has ever seen.
How do you do it?
Oh, so modest.
How does it feel?
I bet. And how do you plan to celebrate.
[laughing]
A good night's sleep.
I don't blame you. Well Lynn Loud is a man of few words,
but he lets his food do the talking.
I'm Catherine Mulligan saying that If you're looking
for a delicious, family friendly meal,
look no further than Lynn's table.
Wow. Thanks for making me look so good, Kids.
I can't believe you pulled that off.
Radioactive waste coming through.
Got ID?
Oh, hi Dr. Inn, nice to see you. Come on in.
[sneezing]
Did you hear--?
[sneezing]
Allergy season.
[yelling]
Cheese me.
[snoring]
[lasers activating]
[yelling]
Hey. How did you kids get in here?
Ice this fool!
[yelling]
[groaning]
Go for Flip. We'll keep 'em busy.
You got it.
Time for these guys to chill.
[gasping]
All right. You got Sal's Message.
Hello again, little Salvador.
Now, come on, Flip. We need to get you out of here.
No can do, half-pint.
This cell is locked up with the most complex passcode on Earth.
Hm, passcode? Incognito labs?
Incognito in Latin, spelled backwards is...
[button panel beeping]
Yes!
Hey, Dad, I think we need a different cart.
This one's got a leek.
[laughing]
Are zucchini me?
[both laughing]
Did you get it Lola? Like, Are you kidding me?
But I said, zucchini me? [laughing]
[groaning]
I get it.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the pasta aisle.
Attention shoppers! Please excuse this Lynnteruption!
And settle in for some Luantics!
[laughing]
Come on, Margot. Better get our protein on before the game.
Those Beaverton Bees are going down.
Down to Loser Town.
[both whooing!]
Lynn Loud, What's a star like you doing
standing in line on game day?
You should be saving your energy for the field.
Yeah, you got to keep that ten game scoring streak going.
Actually, it's 11.
Sup LJ? Your usual pregame special?
You know it.
Two double belters, extra pickles,
extra onion, triple hot sauce.
There he is!
Well, well, well.
If it isn't the pumpkin eater. Celebrating your engagement,
Roberto?
My engagement, What?
Oh so you're not here with your fiancée?
Then who did you bring?
The blonde? The guy, The dog.
What is going on?
Lori, What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
I'm sorry you have to find out this way.
Bobby's been cheating on you.
What are you talking about?
Lynn and Lucy, You visit
the other restaurants that got bad reviews.
See if you can get any intel.
[bell ringing & yelling]
You scared me half to death.
I can help with the other half.
[yelling]
We need your help. Do you remember
any difficult customers recently?
Other than you two?
It's always too cold in here. Has the menu gotten longer?
Why haven't I gotten water?
I don't know why I keep coming to this place.
This service is double thumbs down.
[spitting]
[dinging]
Ding-ding. We found our nosher.
[laughing]
Thanks for letting me check out the restaurant.
Sure thing, hon.
Ooh,a customer. Hey, why don't you take this one?
Here you are, ma'am.
One cod salad.
Hey, what's the dealio?
I asked for extra bacon.
Oh, sorry, My bad.
Oh, this blue cheese smells whack.
[sighing]
Hey, why is there so much bacon on this?
Are you kidding, dude?
Fine. I'll fix it for you.
Uh, you know what? I got this one, honey.
Guys, I don't see Sam anywhere.
Maybe Sam is hidden behind that dork in the big British hat.
Whoa! That dork is sitting with Mom.
Oh, it's Dad.
Kids? What are you guys doing here?
Luna got a secret admirer letter
from Sam telling her to meet here.
We're here for moral support.
And dessert.
Oh honey, I'm so sorry. There's been a mix up.
That letter was meant for your father.
Wait, Sam likes Dad?
No, sweetie, I sent the letter.
Secret admirer letters are kind of our thing.
This is supposed to be the most romantic restaurant in town.
you literally eat in complete darkness.
Ooh, trendy.
Hey, babe, I found us a free table.
Get off me!
Sorry, sir, or ma'am with a deep voice.
Hang on, boo boo bear. I think I found a light switch.
[yelling]
Turn the sprinkler off!
This is my dress.
Two cheeseburgers, two fries and two chocolate shakes.
Ooh. Not for me.
I'll just have the cottage cheese and melon slices.
Sue says. I should stick to food.
That's a little easier to digest.
Spunk E. Pigeon's Pizza Palooza Paradise!
Starring your favorite video games,
your favorite toppings and your favorite hits.
♪ Ooh girl, if I could ♪
♪ Ooh girl ♪
♪ Ooh girl, you Get a whirl girl ♪
Pizza To lose a paradise, you lose your mind.
You'll lose your mind.
You have arrived at your destination.
Uh-oh.
Oh, honey, please tell me you didn't forget your wallet.
This place only takes cash.
[groaning]
The emergency $20! Lily, you've done it again!
[all cheering]
Hi. Can I get one scoop of vanilla ice cream, please?
[yelling]
[giggling]
Okay. Guess she has other ideas.
One sundae, please.
You ready, Lily?
Okay, guys, I'm recording.
I can't believe this is the last time
we'll get to introduce a little Loud to ice cream.
[crying]
Go Lily!
[all cheering]
[bird screeching]
[yelling]
[crying]
[cheering]
Thank you Burnt Bean. Goodnight!
Stick around.
Bingo is coming up next.
Oh yeah!
Welcome to the rock star life.
Chunk, welcome to the rock star life.
You're not a glitter guy, are you?
Looks like we have an opening for a lead singer.
How about we give our new roadie a promotion?
Works for me.
You won't regret it.
I missed you guys.
Moon Goats for life!
Hey, losers!
I'm four espressos deep and I'm ready to mash.
Oh, thank goodness she's okay.
And maybe she passed.
No, she did not.
She did, however, drive on the wrong side of the road,
neglected to check her mirrors
and commented on the driving instructor's weight.
Ooh, how about this cake?
Nah.
Ooh, how about this one?
Nah.
Ooh, ooh, this one, this one.
Nah.
Okay.
You have a sink and some dirt?
Are you with the Health Department?
Nope.
Then follow me.
We'll take it from here.
[laughing]
[gasping]
Speechless, huh?
Well, I think that means we've found our cake.
I'm fine not seeing "The Harvester".
It looks way too scary.
And now we get to see the new "Blarney" movie.
Blarney beanies.
Get your free Blarney beanies,
Ooh, free Blarney hats? I'll take two.
One is fine.
This should be rad!
And awesome.
Sorry, boys. The puppies are being bathed right now.
But you can play with Petey over there.
[screeching]
Maybe we should skip this one.
We can't. It's on the list.
[stammering]
[screeching]
Pretty bird.
[screeching]
Maybe we shouldn't have touched his egg.
Lynn Loud Sr. checking in.
Welcome. Just the two bags?
Yep. I'm just kidding.
Everything in the van, good sir.
So why do you want to work in a record store?
Well, I really wanted to be a rock star.
but that's probably never going to happen.
So I figured this is another way
I can share my love of music with people.
Right on.
You're hired.
Welcome dude, how can I help you?
Do you have Mick Swagger's new album? I hear it's pretty good.
Pretty good?
It's basically a rock god,
but you can't just start with his new stuff.
You need to know where the man is coming from.
Let's start with his first album, Where I'm Coming From.
This is Mick's fifth album, where he went reggae.
If you play it backwards, it's a country album.
So it's actually his fifth and sixth.
Mick's ninth album is super rare because instead of vinyl,
they made it out of hard candy.
Luna you gotta chill out.
Dude! I'm with a customer.
You mean that customer?
This is another way I can share my love of music with people.
Cool. You're my new afternoon DJ.
♪ Ooh girl, if I could ♪
♪ Ooh girl give me a call ♪
[intense record scratching]
Yeah girl! Sing it!
♪ Ooh girl, if I could ♪
[humming along]
♪ Ooh girl ♪
Hello ladies, I'm Steve.
You interested in this beauty?
Very interested, Steve.
But we'll need to take it for a test drive.
Sure.
Wait. Did you say test?
Lori I didn't study.
[tires screeching]
Lincoln, This is lame.
Can't we go do something fun?
Right after we wait in this really short line
to get Rip's autograph.
is the really short line at the end of this really long line?
How about we play a game? I spy.
I'll go first. I spy--
someone who is not keeping his sisters
intellectually stimulated.
[laughing]
Burn.
[groaning] Hey, Lenny Penny.
[all yelling]
Okay, listen up.
I need you to check the balances on all these gift cards.
I'd be happy to.
Kill them pip and get to swiping.
Hey there, Lenny.
Hi Pop-pop. Hi Myrtle.
Your gran gran here signed us up for a 5K marathon.
Don't know how the heck I'm gonna run 5,000 miles.
[laughing]
Silly goose.
It's 5,000 meters, not miles.
So, Lenny, we're going to need matching activewear.
Got it. Let me see what we have in the back.
Help! I am trapped in this hat!
[groaning]
Tanya no! We can fix you.
Missy. Stop playing with that mannequin.
I needed this wrapped yesterday.
Coming!
Don't forget my gift cards. I was here first.
On my way.
[yelling]
[all frustratedly muttering]
[yelling]
Dad loves fun ties.
Ooh, my people, why don't we get him this one?
Dad loves rocking out to retro vinyls.
Yikes! sorry.
I got him that exact tie for Father's Day.
Remember?
Hey! How about this one?
Aw, I got Dad that for his last birthday.
[babbling]
Wait, didn't you get that tie as a restaurant opening gift?
Poo-poo.
Wow, we sure have gotten Dad a lot of ties.
Has this gift become a tad unoriginal?
Hey, Loud kids.
You here to buy another tie for your dad?
Hey, everybody over here!
This guy makes customized kitchen tools.
We can put Dad's name on anything we want.
Oh perfect. Dad loves his name.
Why don't we get him a new spatula?
I broke his old one. When I used it to mix cement.
Great. You can pick your customized spatula up
next Tuesday.
Next Tuesday? What kind of a scam is this?
You see, first we ship the spatula to a craftsman whose
trained his whole life in the art of kitchenware engraving.
He's located in Germany.
Forget that. I can just bite Dad's name into a spatula.
Spit.
[spitting]
Now our dumpling dreams really are coming true.
Because we're all here together.
Are you ready to order?
I was wondering if we could split the dumpling combo?
Absolutely, shouldn't be a problem.
[thunking]
Oh Tanya.
[all laughing]
First thing this boy's afternoon out needs is some new threads.
My dad said he'd hook us up.
Now there's five happening cats.
You're going to be fighting off the ladies with a stick.
Oh dang, I didn't bring my stick.
- Yeah, thanks. - These are great.
Thanks again, Dad.
Now you kids have fun. Be sure to return the suits by tonight
and don't get a single spot on them.
Or you'll be grounded for a month.
Aw yeah! Free skate. Who wants to race?
Grab a partner folks. It's time for couples skate!
Wait, what?
[sighing]
[groaning]
Isn't this fun Lynn?
So fun.
[groaning]
Hey!
Mhm, mhm, mhm.
Why does that kid get to have all the fun?
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our next poet,
Lucy Loud.
[audience applauding]
This poem goes out to the person who got me here.
My big sister, Luan. Dreams burnt to ash.
Hope tangled like laces till love
swept in with puns and funny faces.
where my path will lead,
I can't be sure, but if ever I'm lost I'll look up to her.