- Are we really just big children?
- Let's talk about that.
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- Woo, okay, it's the day after Christmas,
the dishes are still piled in the sink,
wrapping paper's still on the floor,
the top button of your pants is one green bean away
from taking out an eye, but don't get up,
just sit back, relax, and enjoy
the top five immature moments of the year
as voted on by you.
- Immature. - Yeah, immature.
- [Stevie] Kicking things off with number five,
Shepherd kicks his dad and Link right in the junk.
- Just give me a three, two, one
and then do it, and just go easy on your dad.
- Are you looking at his balls,
or are you looking at his face?
Look at what you're aiming at.
- Three, two, one.
(Rhett grunts) (Shepherd laughs)
- You jumped before he
hit it good, man. - He just had a lot of fun.
- [Link] How'd that feel?
- Ah, it was a lot scarier than it was painful.
- Problem with me is I'm shorter than you.
- Great.
- All right, who's your favorite Uncle?
(Shepherd laughs)
- Not you.
(everyone laughs)
- Okay Link, assume the position.
- Three, two, one.
- (grunts) There it is. - Junkie.
- Junkie? - Okay, give me the count,
let me have it.
- Two, one. - Yeah he is.
(Rhett grunts) (Shepherd laughs)
- That looked like a good one.
- (groans) Okay, a little.
- Okay.
- (laughs) Two, one.
(Link grunts) (everyone laughing)
- Hey, that was a good one son, that was a good one.
- Wow. - That was a good one.
I'm so proud of you, you wanna do it again?
- Mm-hmm.
- (laughs) He's like mm-hmm.
Yeah, now he has to kick me in the nuts every morning,
ever since then.
- You train a kids in a ways,
he shall not depart from it.
- That's right.
He's a good boy. - That's a little immature.
- He's a good boy. - Immature on his part.
- What'd you do today son?
Kicked my dad and his best friend,
not my favorite uncle, in the nuts.
(both laughs)
- Not technically an uncle at all,
but I thought maybe.
- Yeah, you threw it out there,
you stepped right into it.
Okay, let's see the next one.
- [Stevie] Our number four clip features
a meat grinder, and if you're a fan of Barbie and Ken
you may wanna look away.
(grinder hums)
- There she goes.
What's that shirt I'm wearing.
Results, we're gettin' some results.
- [Rhett] Not to be outdone Ken.
- [Link] There he goes.
- [Both] Whoa.
- Ken made different noises.
Ken and Barbie are grinding in there.
Do you wanna add Bob or whoever this guy is?
- [Both] Oh.
- [Link] Turn it off.
We've reached an impasse.
- Ken, look what Ken did.
Hold on, hold on, I think I--
- Don't put your fingers in there.
- No.
Ken, would you believe it?
Ken has broken the grinder.
- Why you think it's Ken?
Maybe they got into an altercation in there,
a little one of the tiffs.
- I think Barbie got all the way out
and then Ken with his stupid plastic hair, got in there
and screwed the whole thing up.
She never needed Ken, she didn't need Ken,
she was okay by herself,
that's the moral of the story kids.
- How does this come off?
There we go. - She's an independent woman,
she can drive around in her freakin convertible
without Ken, he screws everything up.
Look at that, look at Ken's profile.
- [Link] Look at his other profile.
- See, this is what's inside of a mans head ladies.
(Link laughs)
Nothing.
(both laughing)
- I've never worn that shirt again,
on purpose. - You should give it to me.
- (laughs) Would you wear that shirt?
- Yeah, I might stretch it a little bit.
- I mean, is the common experience watching this,
what I experience, which was, I know that I wasn't maimed
or you weren't maimed, but I was constantly watching
in fear-- - Worried about fingers.
- Of there being some sort of maiming.
- I don't know, I wasn't that fearful
until I started touching the machine directly
where it grinds.
I think it's mostly, man,
if I had a meat grinder and some Barbie and Ken dolls,
I'd do the same thing.
- Immature, can it get worst? - Right.
I hope so.
- [Stevie] At number three a game of nasty candy apples
gets even nastier when Link resorts
to some unsportmans like tactics.
- Please choose another broom that I've supplied for free.
- Why you waitin' to see where I'm going then going there?
You're cheating.
- No I'm not, I'm just touching brooms.
- [Stevie] Oh no Link, I think you might've disqualified
yourself with that cheating move.
- No I wasn't, I was just touching brooms.
- That was clear cheating.
- I love how Stevie felt sorry for me for cheating.
- I feel like the judges need to make a decision.
- I wasn't.
Pull a broom.
- I would like the one that Link has.
- [Stevie] Oh, why are you making this so difficult for me.
- Do you want me to switch up the brooms?
- Yes. - Yeah, yeah, switch 'em out.
- All right, cover your eyes.
- You want me to switch up the brooms.
- Oh.
- Don't weigh them.
- I didn't last time.
- What if I say one, two, three, go?
- (laughs) well, I doubt you're gonna get one this long.
- Oh no.
(Rhett laughs)
- How'd you get it man?
- I'm good at picking things man.
- Open wide.
- Oh, hey, you can hurt somebody man.
- Boys!. - Quit touching
the scary Susan. - You accuse me of cheating.
- My broom. - You did cheat.
- But you accused me.
- Yeah, that's right.
You cheated and you can't, just listen.
- M&M's. - We need to get
a pair of handcuffs for him
so he can't touch the scary Susan.
Don't touch it.
- I'm not, I'm just feelin' it.
- I'm in control of the scary Susan.
- Then control it. - Just put your hands
in your lap, put your hands in your lap.
- I'll put my hands back here.
- Just don't like 'em.
- [Link] You know what, this is a nice broom.
- Don't do that again.
- You can't do that.
- I'll admit, I was cheating,
when I did that I was testing the weight
and then comparing it to the weight of another one.
But what I'm gonna let you do is,
I'm gonna let you choose,
I'll let you choose which one.
(Rhett laughs)
- Someone put a curse on you.
- Okay.
- Wow man, I don't know,
I got a good sense of what's long and what's not.
It's just something I was born with.
(laughs)
- I just really didn't wanna eat the nasty,
but then when I actually did eat the nasty,
I didn't think it was nasty.
- [Stevie] Yeah, it was cat food
and you were like mm.
- I liked it.
- Yeah, every time Link gets,
we can't do cat food or dog food,
we can't animal feed of any kind on the show anymore
because turns out, Mikey Likes it.
- And I was trying really,
I was cheating in order to avoid something
that I ended up liking so that was a life lesson for me,
and you know what?
I'm a better person because of it,
I'd like to say that I've grown up
as this next clip will prove.
- Oh, good Segway.
- [Stevie] In our number two clip
Link explains the proper way to shower
and then properly humiliates his best friend.
- That's when you know that it's time.
- Time for what?
- Time to get naked.
(dramatic music)
And time for a new chart.
- Oh god.
(audience laughs)
- Boxers added in post, remember that?
I didn't necessarily have to have
a diagram of nakedness, and it didn't have to be you,
they put so much detail right there
and it is accurate in every way, I think.
- Yeah, smooth as a baby.
- Look at the detail in the feet in comparison.
- [Rhett] Yeah, I'm really looking at the feet.
- All right, would you prefer more generic diagrams
moving forward? - Please yes.
I did not pose for that diagram.
Next time y'all wanna see me naked,
just ask me.
Just give me a time and a place.
- Meet me behind the school.
(everyone laughing)
- No, not behind the school.
(Link laughing)
- Just a place in the studio, somewhere here.
- I don't really want you to meet me anywhere.
Stevie, didn't you end up putting that on a shirt?
- [Stevie] Oh yeah.
- Yeah, she did, she wore it, yeah.
- That's pretty immature oh you, Stevie.
- Yeah, huh?
Where's your clip?
- The reason why we're so immature
is not just because of us, it's because
of all of y'all are immature.
- [Steve] I'll own that.
- Yeah.
- Wait, what did she say?
- She said, "I'll own that."
- Oh, okay, good.
- [Stevie] And the number one most immature moment
of 2019 involves boobies.
- 10 word story, bing. (laughs)
- Big. - What?
- Big.
- Is.
- My.
- Signature.
- Move.
- When.
- I.
- Smell.
- My.
- On.
- That was it, it's a change, what is it?
- Signature.
- Big is my signature move when I smell my own signature.
(both laughing)
Big is my signature move when I smell my own signature.
- What?
- My big signature. (laughs)
- Big is my signature move when I.
- [Both] Smell my signature.
- You know what people get me to sign?
I go to NASCAR and I sign boobies,
you can't be smelling boobies.
- You go to NASCAR?
(everyone laughing)
- I don't.
- That's what I'm thinking issue with.
(everyone laughing)
- Listen, I was just making a joke
because I think about people who sign boobies
and it's either rock stars or NASCAR racers. (laughs)
- Yeah, we've never been asked to sign a boob.
- Never been asked to sign a boob.
- I'm a little disappointed.
Don't ask, don't ask 'cause I won't.
- We won't.
- I won't sign it or I won't smell it.
But I cut my big.
(everyone laughing)
That is so dumb.
- Big is my signature move when I smell my own signature.
- No, no own is not in there.
- Here's an observation.
- You can't remember things. (laughs)
- We've never, I mean, we've never done a good job
of the 10 word story.
- But we did there though.
- But even then I screwed it up,
but something amazing came out of it.
- You know why it was such a good one?
Because I started it with an objective. (laughs)
- An objective? - Yeah.
- You're objective. - An adjective.
- Big is my signature move when I
smell my signature. - An adjective.
- And then we went on to determine that
an autograph is not a signature,
so boobies being signed--
- 10 word story should start with a noun
but they gotta start with an adjective.
- Let's do another one right now.
We.
- That's a noun.
A pronoun to be specific.
- All right, you start then.
- Soft.
- Fluffy.
- Squishy.
- Opinions.
- Don't.
- Necessarily.
- Mean.
- What.
- You.
- Is this it?
Is this it?
- Yeah, this is it.
Soft fluffy squishy opinions don't necessarily mean
what you. - Hope.
See, we're not got this.
- You shouldn't had done it man,
you shouldn't have tried.
- We're immature, we're Emma Chamberlain.
She's not immature she's just younger than us,
but it sounded the same, that's all I'm really saying.
Immature.
- Wow, she should try a new line of clothing
called immature. - Was that the last one?
Let's have a gift. - Yeah, and that means
we need to be gifted.
A gift from the writers. - Someone give me a gift.
- Represented by Kevin.
- You can just pull it out.
- Hi Kevin, what is that?
Is that a rod?
What is this, a roll?
It's a roll of wrapping paper.
- I'm sure it's gonna be real funny,
'cause it's the writers.
- From the writers.
- Oh my. (laughs)
(Link laughs hysterically)
Oh wow, looks like one of those straws I pulled.
- What?
- I kinda wanna get my hand further away from it.
- Why is there a clown nose on the end of it?
- That's the glands.
(woman laughing)
- Oh my god, it's that long, but it's like a garden hose.
- I don't think anyone would want that,
on either end, the haver or the taker. (laughs)
The giver or the taker.
- Wow, you needa roll that up and return to sender.
I wasn't talking about the paper.
Oh my gosh, tomorrow--
- Gotta get a fanny pack for that thing.
- Tomorrow we hit the culmination.
Oh gosh, the top five best moments all around 2019
on Good Mythical Morning.
- You can have this.
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