well here we go when costumes have a
religious agenda
this could often result in a flaming
catastrophic citywide disaster that can
be seen from space the cartoons might be
transparently manipulative void of any
choir or just plain nonsensical so let's
check out the top six worst religious
cartoons and if these cartoons do mean
something to you personally that's great
it's just my Shelley personal opinion
and I'm glad you can enjoy these
cartoons
anyway let's do this countdown the tales
of jobs in a twist contorted universe of
eternal duck
comes a white circle and this white
circle is going to teach you about God
okay to start with it's nearly
impossible to even hear what these dots
are saying because just bagpipe theme
song is constantly blaring on in the
background
yeah yes nice also the animation makes
it look more like a dental hygiene
cartoon I keep expecting a giant
toothbrush to come out and start
attacking these things jokes is pretty
bare-bones really it teaches kids about
being obedient to their respective
religious figures and not questioning
them because literally god forbid that
you question what you're taught right
you shall have no other God and always
making time for worship on Sundays but
at the same time sometimes it forgets
about its little religious undertone and
just stop getting trippy as yo this is
the start of the list though because the
voice acting is almost possible by the
standards of a religious kids cartoon
anyway shop is a bad cartoon God strike
me down if I'm wrong
I use it everytime I review of these and
the number five door B you might
remember this unsightly scourge upon
humanity from the ugliest cartoons list
well to top it all off it turns out this
deformed abomination is also a religious
cartoon in fact some speculate it was
trying to cash in on the VeggieTales
craze at the time and fail spectacularly
but you know what
despite door b's a bleeding trainwreck
animation the message is actually kind
of subtle it actually doesn't bludgeon
you over the head with it God worshiping
moral like a sledgehammer
maybe my standards have dropped
dramatically through the toilet but at
least the creators were trying to put
something together with some artistic
thoughts and a real plot I mean I still
can't figure out the story beyond two
kids wagging school to go to a spooky
house but at least it was original at
least every single song doesn't have to
do with worshipping Jesus if Dorothy's
wasn't among the ugliest animation of
all time then I would actually call this
in
okay religious Carson and the fourth
worst religious cartoon is hello
everybody
donkey ollie aka the evil donkey show
the first thing you may notice is that
the donkey looks like something out of a
David Lynch movie with a frightening
uncanny distorted horror face and the
voice acting is that special level of
broken where there's zero chance of
identifying Vijender is along the
emotion of the character can i play
I please please aren't you too good for
us not a single part of that inflection
was correct the evil donkey show was
apparently based on the New Testament
but they seemed to have just skipped
straight to Revelation as all these
creatures look far more like Satan's
minions even Jesus looks like his
forehead has been squashed by a monster
truck this deformed 3d toilet swirl is
almost making me pine for the days of
animated mocked Buster's and then the
kids are visually horrified the creators
decided to put on an endless loop of
annoying Jesus ping a lot just to make
sure every student is begging to return
to their classroom here it is kid what
you've been waiting for
oh thank God at last our John Koerner I
didn't know I've been waiting for karma
Johnny uh until I saw it but here it is
Armour John Horner truly it is an
amazing magnificent masterpiece there is
no life without parmesan admittedly this
live-action skit is more entertaining
than the actual show donkey Olli has
badly written songs
annoying voice acting it's just plain
ugly
look at it yes and the third-worst
religious cartoon is you know well the
message is slightly more subtle this
time but the singing in the intro still
sound like broken bagpipe torture being
flared injurious this intro is so
annoying if all those fits into Angela
anaconda territory like most religious
cartoons the animation looks like
someone sneezed onto a paper with
animation simple enough to make 12 ounce
Mouse was highly colorful stylized and
thoughtful at least it was secular and
wasn't trying to shove morals down our
throats all the time and to top it off
it's boring as sin I could not make it
for a full 25-minute episode without
having to stop and look at the paint
drying for a few minutes to entertain
myself at least there's some progress
with paint drying at least we know it's
leading to a dry wall the stories
basically that the Sheep often stray
from their path but the great Shepherd
rescues them and teaches them valuable
lessons and it is every bit as
fascinating as it sounds you know is
simply a poorly animated badly sung land
mess of animation that happens to top
off is gargantuan pile with religious
messages and also there's anything wrong
with religious
and the second most religious cartoon is
purple
no no not uses smooth holes found on
good old god what you know about God
shoes I can't make this stuff up there
is actually a religious YouTube site
named God you and these voices these
voices are so cataclysmically tragically
awful that they make every high-pitched
zero budget English anime dubs down
supreme by comparison just listen to
this line delivery when you're feeling
too small for God to use what even was
that iPod Filipino call centers with a
thermograph sir the English language man
that he's melded more like he was
leaning over a toilet puking and
delivering a line I mean what is this
what even is this did it but good idea
you heard it right folks david baca line
everything about it everything about the
graphics the sound the content
everything is of such abysmal quality
that I just don't know how to stick my
expectations any lower I've been far
more intellectually stimulated by Barney
episodes I long for the day of Barney
episode at least that was trying to
teach morals creatively without a
religious propaganda behind it
they even made a freaking merchandise
line for these mobile things that means
that at least one person in the world is
actually willing to pay real money to
watch these post and flash animations
the unbelievable laziness of the drawing
we can't be bothered to animate them
standing so let's just stick them in
their walking animation no one will
notice right then we can just stick a
black circle where their lips I to
indicate they're talking brilliant
someone fire these people footballs
manages to feel both unbelievably lazy
and unbelievably exploited at the same
time and before we get to number one
just a couple of quick honorable mention
VeggieTales VeggieTales have just had
the comment on it slightly more subtle
with its religious propaganda and some
of the episodes don't even discuss
religion they sometimes parody other
aspects of popular culture like Batman I
would never offend the CG style but this
show does have a steady cult following
Davey and Goliath
this is also an honorable mention
because I actually found this cartoon
Todd who decent quality to be on the
list the voice acting is surprisingly
tolerable for religious cartoon and the
morals aren't shoved down your throat
like every single other religious
cartoon share of wing remember don't
just teach kids religion but give them
nightmares too from your dark evil
discombobulated CG and with those said
here we go
and without a doubt the number one
lowest religious cartoon is proverbs
15:1 the animated adventures of bible
man no I'm not making that name up
someone out there actually decided to
name their cartoon Bible man
imagine if Captain Planet somehow became
500% cheesier and even more hand fisted
with its message our hero
Bible man has one goal to lead kids to
Jesus the peace of God which surpasses
every cop recharge your hearts and minds
in Christ Jesus is weapon the Word of
God it looks like a sword to me but the
show claims this pointy metal thing is
the Word of God so I don't know let's
just run with it never before has a
studio failed so badly to appeal to the
young hip crowd our hero Bible man is
joined in his fight to convert children
to Jesus by Bible girl and together they
make Bible team ah how could one person
be this out of touch with reality did
the creator of this show ever talk to
someone under the age of 40 did no one
in production ever have the politeness
to save them this is a stupidest idea
for a cartoon ever but the evil dr. fear
attacks our heroes with the dreaded
science in order to get the kids to
question their faith and dr. fear is
joined by the devious Baroness her goal
is to get kids to debate among friends
and family about God oh no anything but
debates and most terrifying of all the
evil master of maybe this devious
villains goal is to make kids of
question and doubt their faith in the
gospel oh no I've got to be honest I
have never so much wanted the villains
to win in a cartoon
the animated adventures of Bible man is
the most dim-witted transparently
manipulative idiotic garbage the kids
have ever been fed I don't care if
vocals is lazy even it wasn't this
intent on twisting a child's mind I
consider the animated adventures of
Bible man the number one worst religious
cartoon but as long as they're not
forcing it upon others I think a person
should be allowed to believe whatever
they want to well I'm not a religious
person myself I think kids should always
question their world question what
they're being told and try to come to
their own conclusion but if a child
understands to give gender behind these
cartoons and can still enjoy them I'm
glad they can get some joy out of it do
you think I missed a particularly bad
religious cartoon these cartoons can be
pretty tough to find but if you know of
one miss feel free to leave it in the
comments and as always thanks for
watching and I'll be a star
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