Call 911.
Oh, my.... Andy.
Oh, my God!
l'm gonna need a minute. l'm in a lot of pain right now.
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Not bad.
There were two sides to that billboard.
And they both hurt equally.
Andy. Andy.
[exhaling]
Are you okay? l'm okay.
No, l'm not okay.
l'm a virgin.
A what?
l'm a virgin. l always have been.
Andy, is that what all this was about?
l'm sorry.
You're iust a virgin, that's all?
Yeah. That's good. That's a good thing.
l feel stupid.
lt's okay. l thought you were trying to kill me.
No.
Oh, my God.
No, l'm not trying to kill you.
That's why l never tried to have sex with you.
l was scared, okay? l just....
'Cause l didn't know what l was doing.
l iust didn't think it would be good.
Of course it'll be good. We love each other.
Really?
l love you.
Yeah.
[car horn honking]
Get the fuck out of the road, virgin!
Shut up, you fucking jerk!
No, that's okay. That's all right. Sorry.
You know what...
for so long l thought that there was something wrong with me...
because it had never happened, but....
l realize now that it was just because l was waiting for you.
This was some wedding. How could they afford it?
Dude sells his toys and makes like a half a million dollars.
lt's crazy, right? That's fucking crazy.
We're gonna get some fucking toys.
We are all so happy for you.
l am delighted to say these words.
Andy...
you may kiss the bride.
[people exclaiming]
[cheering]
And for God's sake, consummate the thing.