- HOW IS "2 BROKE GIRLS" DOING? THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
- OH, THANK YOU.
THAT'S OUR FIRST EPISODE, AND IT'S GREAT.
WE JUST FINISHED OUR 80TH EPISODE.
- WOW. - YEP.
- SO THAT WAS--THAT EPISODE,
THAT'S THE ONE THAT KIM KARDASHIAN WEST IS ON, RIGHT?
- SHE IS IN IT. - YEAH.
- YES. - AND HOW WAS THAT,
WORKING WITH KIM?
- I MEAN, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT BECAUSE SHE IS SO FAMOUS,
AND I-- - SHE REALLY IS.
- SO FAMOUS. - ARE YOU--ARE YOU ITALIAN,
ALL OF A SUDDEN? - I'M-A SO ITALIAN
AND SO FAMOUS. - UH-HUH.
- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, AND I WAS VERY NERVOUS
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I'VE SEEN SO MANY EPISODES.
- [chuckles]
- AND SHE WAS VERY SWEET, SHE WAS VERY NICE,
AND HER ASS IS AMAZING.
- IT REALLY IS. - AND I AM ALL FOR, LIKE--
I AM FEMINISM, GIRL POWER, BUT...
I WAS JUST...
SO IN LOVE WITH HER ASS.
AND I JUST SPIT TALKING ABOUT IT.
THAT'S HOW PASSIONATE I FEEL.
- DID YOU TELL HER HOW YOU--
- NO. NO, I WAS--
- EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT IT.
YOU COULD HAVE ASKED HER ABOUT IT.
- I JUST--SHE WOULD--SHE--
WE WOULD SAY A NICE THING OR TWO
AND TALK ABOUT OUR, YOU KNOW, FRIENDS WE KNOW,
PEOPLE IN COMMON, AND THEN SHE'D TURN AROUND
AND BETH I WOULD BE LIKE...
- YEAH.
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL. SHE'S GORGEOUS.
- YES. - I MEAN, IT'S JUST AMAZING.
- YEAH, IT'S--IT'S SOMETHING.
- I'VE NEVER SEEN AN ASS LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE.
- NO. SHE'S GOT--
- THERE'S AN EPISODE OF "KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS,"
AN OLDIE, A VINTAGE ONE,
BEFORE SHE AND KANYE GOT MARRIED, YOU GUYS,
AND SHE WAS LIKE, DOING HER MUSIC VIDEO AND KANYE WAS THERE,
AND HE WAS LIKE, "I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN ASS LIKE THAT,"
AND THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING!
- YEAH.
AND YET HE GOT TO HER FIRST.
- I KNOW. - YEAH.
YOU JUST MISSED OUT ON THAT ONE.
- THAT SUCH IS MY LUCK, REALLY, YES.
- YEAH.
BUT--BUT ALTHOUGH, YOU ARE DATING SOMEBODY NOW.
CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. - THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
- AND SO BETH, YOUR CO-STAR, INTRODUCED YOU, RIGHT?
- SHE DID, SHE-- - HAVE YOU NOT--
JOSH GROBAN. I CAN SAY HIS NAME?
- SURE. - I WON'T TALK ABOUT IT LONG,
BUT JOSH GROBAN IS YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND.
- OKAY.
- WHO I KNOW. - YES.
- AND IS SWEET AND FUNNY. HE'S A VERY FUNNY GUY.
- WONDERFUL PERSON. - YEAH.
AND YOU HAD NEVER MET HIM BEFORE?
I'VE--I MEAN, HE'S VERY WITTY ON THE TWITTER.
- MM-HMM.
- AND I-I-I SAW HIS LITTLE TWEETS SOMETIMES,
AND SOMETIMES WE WOULD, LIKE, TWEET BACK AND FORTH.
BUT SHE--YEAH, I MEAN, SHE'S ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT
HOW GREAT HE IS, AND THEY'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR YEARS,
AND SHE THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH, YOU KNOW, NERDS, SO...
- YEAH. - THERE, SHE WAS RIGHT.
- AND THEN IT WORKS OUT. WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
CONGRATULATIONS. - THANK YOU.