From getting arrested by mom to pretending to be gay just to flirt with a crush, the
Planet Dolan Crew re-enacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the
worst things our parents did to embarrass us.
I’m Melissa, and today, I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by Miss-may-I Andiemations Andie’s mom works for the local police.
She had just gotten off duty and didn't have time to take off her uniform before she had
to go Christmas shopping.
When they went to Walmart to buy presents for their family, Andie’s 8-year-old sister
found a toy she really liked and started begging for it.
Eventually, she started whining and throwing a huge fit.
Andie’s mom yelled at her, but that just escalated the situation.
The tantrum got so bad that Andie’s mom snapped and HANDCUFFED HER LITTLE SISTER,
TO ESCORT HER OUT OF THE STORE!
Number 9 was Submitted by UFOStevie Cid When Cid was 17 and trying to get a job, his
mother went with him to get an application to McDonalds.
The manager handed him an application, and he began writing his information down.
His mom sat with him and started talking about how the manager's body language was implying
they didn’t want to give him the application.
Cid didn’t really notice anything, so he just continued filling out the application.
Most of the staff at that particular McDonalds was bilingual in Spanish and English, but
they mostly spoke to each other in Spanish.
As Cid was filling out his application, his mother began to mumble under her breath, complaining
and doubting that they were going to hire him.
Those complaints then began to get a little louder, until she loudly made a racially insensitive
comment that everybody heard, about how they weren't going to hire him because he would
be the only non Spanish-speaking person there.
Cid was shocked and humiliated, but did not say anything and just hurried along the application
so they could leave.
He never went with her to a McDonald’s ever again.
Number 8 was Submitted by saukios Nixxiom When Nixxiom was around 8 and 9, he was obsessed
with Elmo.
He had an Elmo plush that he liked hugging and walking around with, saying that he was
going to live with him.
Years later, Nixxiom got a girlfriend, and was in his room changing to go out with her.
While his girlfriend was waiting, his mother showed her photos of Nixxiom kissing and hugging
Elmo.
She also, even now, has a photo of him with his Elmo in her room.
Number 7 was Submitted by girlwithnochill Ramona
One day, in middle school, Ramona was on the phone with a new friend.
They were talking about names for Ramona’s new cat.
Suddenly, Ramona’s dad burst through the door and screamed, "Girl, was it you who took
a huge dump and didn't wipe or flush?!"
Ramona didn’t have time to mute the phone, and her friend started laughing.
Ramona began to cry of embarrassment and hung up the phone.
It worked out, though.
Ramona’s dad felt bad and let her stay up late that night, and Ramona became best friends
with that girl.
Number 6 was Submitted by ninetails_girl23 MKyleM
One night, when it was time for bed, MKyleM wouldn't get off his Xbox when his mom told
him to.
So his mom took the headset and gave him a warning to shut it off.
He still wouldn’t while he was in the middle of a game, so his mom began to tell his friends
over the headset a story about when he was potty training.
She told them how when MKyleM was younger, he couldn't quite reach the toilet, so he
would set his penis on the toilet seat to pee.
His friends started laughing their asses off.
Number 5 was Submitted by alexa_te_ama Spincess Spincess and her mother were about to go shopping
at the store, and Spincess wanted to wear her crop top.
Spincess’ mother didn't want her to wear it, so they argued about it.
Eventually, Spincess’ MOTHER ended up putting on the crop top HERSELF, so that Spincess
couldn’t wear it.
When they got to the store, they ended up seeing the principal from Spincess’ school.
And worse yet… the principal saw THEM.
Number 4 was Submitted by zandernater Hellbent When Hellbent was a junior in high school,
his mom chaperoned a band trip.
Hellbent was hanging out with his friends in the back of the bus, while his mom was
up front talking with the other parents.
Hellbent was joking around about something stupid and at some point he said something
along the lines of “I’m the manliest guy ever.”
Almost on queue, his mom shouted back to him, “Honey, it’s gonna be cold when we get
there!
You want me to give you your sweater?!”
All Hellbent’s friends started cracking up, and Hellbent just shut up and slumped
into his seat.
When he didn’t respond, she just threw the sweater at him anyway, just in case he needed
it.
Number 3 was Submitted by PinkPearMartini Doopie
Doopie had a crush on a boy that she was friends with.
One day, she and her dad pulled up to the convenience store where her crush worked part
time.
For reasons unknown, Doopie’s dad pretended to be an EXTREMELY flayboyant, VERY drunk
homosexual, and hit on Doopie’s crush!
Doopie and her crush were both completely mortified.
Doopie’s friendzoned crush didn't really want out of the friendzone after that.
Number 2 was Submitted by AmericanKimbop Princess Proton
Princess Proton was raised and homeschooled in a conservative Christian household, and
as a young girl she was taught to be modest and wear loose-fitting clothing.
But when she got to high school, a Homeschool Christian Prom came up, and Princess Proton’s
family brought her to a dress shop to pick out a nice dress for the prom.
Princess Proton wanted to really look nice, so she picked out a pretty pink dress that
was long at the bottom but strapless at the top.
She thought it looked great, and felt confident walking out of the dressing room to show her
family.
But as soon as her dad saw her, he screamed, in the middle of the store, “Put on some
clothes!
You look like a skank!”
He was angry that she even TRIED ON a dress that was so “inappropriate,” and he yelled
loud enough for the whole store to hear.
Some of the other customers looked at Princess Proton with sympathy as she put the dress
back.
After that, she just decided not to go to the prom at all.
Number 1 – What’s the most embarrassing thing
your parents ever did
to you?