Okay, I guess we're gonna be answering some questions.
Oh!
Oh, what?
Just send it.
These people are crazy.
Okay, “Jacob.”
Oh, it says my name on it.
- Yeah. How perfect. - Oh, this thing knows all.
"Here's a fun fact.
Hawks have extremely acute hearing.
What's something you find extremely a cute?
Is it a bunny trapped in a cookie jar?"
What?
You just got hit on by the bunny.
I don't know how to feel about that.
Well, what do you find cute?
I think lizards are kind of cute.
I think when lizards are just kind of sitting there,
doing their little pushups.
They're doing those pushups to try and scare you.
Oh, what?
- That's their mating call. - - You're like "Oh, he's adorable.”
And he's like, "Please get away from me."
Nevermind.
Super cute.
Screw lizards.
Bunnies.
The whole name thing is tripping me out.
I know.
"The literal translation of the word 'karate'
translates to 'empty hand.'
How do you guys feel about handholding?
Do you ever worry that your hands are too sweaty
and the other person is going to notice
and dump you for having sweaty hands?"
Do you even have hands?
This is a nice therapy session,
- Yeah, I don't know what this is, bunny. - I guess.
I'd probably just crawl under a rock and never come out.
Yeah. That's a scary thing to get confronted with.
Like, "Hey, you have really clammy hands."
That would really, really stink for you
'cause you rock climb, right?
- Yeah. We just chalk those bad boys up, - There you go.
- Just keep your rock - and you’re fine.
- climbing chalk on you at all times. - Yeah.
Anyone I ever date
just has like residual chalk just left over.
All right, go for it.
I'm already sweating. Oh!
Wait, I was not expecting it to have our name on it.
Oh! Oh, it does!
"Mary, I stalked your Twitter,
hear you don't follow a lot of people,
but you do follow Fall Out Boy.
Is Fall Out Boy good at Twitter?"
To be honest,
I don't think I've been on my Twitter
in a solid couple of years.
Also bunny, are you a Fall Out Boy fan?
'Cause I feel like it's a really strange thing to notice.
"You follow Fall Out Boy!"
“Follows in common.”
"Jacob–”
God.
“March 6th is also Shaquille O'Neal's birthday.
Shaq is 7'1".
Would you rather be 7'1"or 5'1"?"
Keep in mind who you're sitting next to right now
and how tall they are.
No, Shaq's a great guy.
You know personally?
I don't know, just every time I play with him,
he just never brought anything to the court.
Yeah, like himself?
He never showed up.
Yeah!
He was never there.
"Jacob, on Cobra Kai,
Hawk has a giant tattoo of a hawk on his back.
If you could choose a giant back tattoo
for any of your castmates,
who would you choose and what would the tattoo be of?"
I would choose you. And it would be me, like this.
- And it would just say, "Just fucking send it," - Uh huh.
on the bottom.
- Aww. - That’s what it would be.
See now, bunny doesn't know this,
but like that's actually kind of sweet
because in season two of Cobra Kai,
I hadn't done any stunts yet.
So Jacob just looks at me and he's like, "Just send it.
You just got to send it."
And I was like, "Okay Jacob, I'm gonna send it."
I just like the idea because Steve O has the back tat.
I think it'd be funny if you had me on your back.
I think it'd be hilarious to see Jamie, our makeup artist,
try and cover that every day.
"What is my name?
The people at Netflix keep calling me ‘the jar.’
Please name me."
I think Bunny is like the really weird kid
from high school.
Well, I was the weird kid in high school.
So, me and Bunny maybe get along.
I just think,
I think he has a little too much free time on his hands.
What do you think Bunny's name is?
I don't know, I just got hit with “Manson.”
Okay, but like which Manson?
Oh, that didn't even click in my head.
See, where are my other true crime watchers?
This is Manson now.
If you're out there, yeah.
Manson.
All right, Manson.
He's a little cute Manson, actually,
if he wasn't so damn creepy.
Oh, maybe I'll get there.
"Jacob."
Oh, God. All right, Manson.
This is just a quiz for you now.
I get it that we have something here,
but not in front of the cameras.
"You live in Los Angeles, which is famous–"
Manson!
Sorry, keep going.
"Jacob, you live in Los Angeles,
which is famously known for housing famous people.
Tell me about a time you were truly starstruck."
I did promos for The Force Awakens.
And so I got an invite to the premiere
and Matthew McConaughey walked up
and we're right next to the entrance
to this like cool green room, right.
And the security guard points at me
and my little brother, Blake,
and he looks at Matthew McConaughey and he's like,
"Hey, are they with you?"
He looks at us and goes, "Yeah, they're with me."
And we all walk in together and I was like,
"Matthew McConaughey's the coolest person ever.
Oh my God," like.
Okay, "Mary,
your IMDB lists you as a voice actor in Tarzan 2.
Tarzan was famously raised by apes.
If you had to be raised by animals,
which animals would raise you?"
I have a very strong answer for this, it's sloths.
First of all, because I already behave like one every day.
Second of all,
sloths have only existed this long and avoided extinction
because they just make themselves pathetic.
So they're not attractive to predators.
Then they move so slowly and they do so little
that everybody is literally just like, "Yeah, yeah, okay,
go on doing what you're doing."
And it would be me and the sloths chilling up in the trees,
watching the chaos below.
Glass of wine in hand.
Yeah.
“Wow.
These people are crazy.”
Manson, this has been interesting.
It's been an experience.
I would appreciate
if you stopped deep stalking me on Twitter.
Yeah.
Thanks.
- This is Manson now. - If you're out there, yeah. “Manson.”