Come on Pat! Just take these flyers and hand them out!
Come on Miss Tuffsie, there’s plenty more fun to be had.
♪ Gary, now I know I was wrong ♪
♪ I messed up and now you're gone ♪
♪ Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you ♪
♪ Oh, I never expected you to run away ♪
♪ And leave me feeling this empty ♪
♪ Your meow right now would ♪ Sound like music to me ♪
♪ Please come home 'Cause I miss you, Gary ♪
♪ Gary, come home ♪
♪ Gary, can’t you see I was blind ♪
♪ I'll do anything to change your mind ♪
Gary!
♪ More than a pet, you're my best friend ♪
♪ Too cool to forget, come back 'cause We are family ♪
♪ And forgive me for making you Wanna roam ♪
♪ And now, my heart is beating Like the saddest metronome ♪
♪ Somewhere I hope you're reading My latest three-word poem ♪
♪ Gary, Come Home ♪
I want peanuts.
Pat, no!
[screaming]
♪ Gary, come home ♪
- Who is this Lisa person? - What?
I'm feeling so alive!
♪ Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-chingaree ♪
♪ Money, oh money, how I love thee ♪
♪ Cha-ching, cha-chong, cha-changaroo ♪
♪ From pennies to dollars Any amount'll do ♪
♪ Cha-ching, cha-ching, it's no contest ♪
♪ There's only one thing that I love the best ♪
♪ From every sight I've ever seen ♪
♪ The sweetest sound I've heard ♪
♪ I'd gladly give up everything ♪
♪ For all the money that I’ve earned ♪
♪ Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-chingaree ♪
♪ There's nothing on Earth like the Feeling of greed ♪
[chuckling]
Please don't do that again.
♪ So long, Bikini Bottom ♪
♪ I can't leave without a goodbye ♪
♪ But please don't think bad of me ♪
♪ If'n I start to cry ♪
♪ So long, Bikini Bottom ♪
♪ There's so many things I'll miss ♪
♪ From your smoggy, crowded city ♪
♪ To your stingin' jellyfish ♪
♪ This town is filled with many things ♪
♪ That I've come to love ♪
♪ From the birds that fly Upon the ground ♪
♪ To the flowers up above ♪
♪ Farewell, Bikini Bottom ♪
♪ Now, I really hate to go ♪
♪ 'Cause the things I'll miss The most of all ♪
♪ Are the friends I've come to know ♪
It is a very special day today because we have got the new single from Boys Who Cry!
It’s All About You.
♪ It's all about you, girl ♪
♪ On your 16th birthday ♪
♪ Pay attention to you, girl ♪
♪ Everyone has to do just what you say ♪
♪ You get your very own Spotlight tonight ♪
♪ 'Cause it's all about you ♪
♪ Yeah it's all about Pearl ♪
♪ You're the birthday girl ♪
Yeah! It's all about me!
♪ Yeah! It's Pearl ♪
On my 16th birthday.
♪ It's All About Pearl ♪
I want music, clothes, and shiny things.
So give it up right away.
Everybody in the whole wide world.
They have to pay attention to me.
It's all about me, me, and guess who?
Me!
Oops!
Hit it!
♪ Hello, ladies ♪
♪ When my tear ducts give issue ♪
♪ I can't use just any tissue ♪
♪ I need four-ply Four-ply, four-ply ♪
♪ When l cry, huh ♪
Hey! That is not Boys Who Cry!
Yeah!
- Boo! - This stinks!
Daddy! How could you?
I gave you a list!
[crying]
Pearl! Come back!
♪ Take a penny and some magic ♪
- ♪ Even though your life is tragic ♪ - Hey!
♪ You can throw all your dreams Down the well ♪
♪ Although every day the pain grows ♪
♪ You ride unicorns on rainbows ♪
♪ If you throw all your dreams Down the well ♪
♪ When your life comes apart At the seams ♪
♪ And you've given up all your dreams ♪
♪ Here is just the means to make Those dreams come true ♪
♪ No more suffering, no more sighin' ♪
Ow!
♪ No more pain and no more cryin' ♪
I’m not crying!
♪ When you throw all your dreams Down the well ♪
Well Squidward, what do ya think?
That was the worst song I ever heard.
♪ Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me ♪
♪ Said, It's gonna be a good one, Just wait and see ♪
♪ Jumped out of bed and I ran outside ♪
♪ Feeling so extra ec-statified ♪
♪ It's the best day ever! ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
- Hey Gary! - Meow!
Why is this the best day ever you ask?
Because Gary, I get to start this wonderful day
bringing life to a whole new generation
of delicious Krabby Patties!
Followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy
and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick.
Where I’ll unveil my newest, most prized possession!
The Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro!
And for the grand finale!
Every one of my closest friends joining together for Squidward’s Clarinet recital!
[gasping]
I am so excited! I think I’m gonna explode!
[grunting]
♪ It's the best day ever! ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever! ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever! ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever! ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
[laughing]