(Anthony) 2015?
You mean the year Marty McFly goes to in Back to the Future?!
(Ian) SHUT UP!!!
(together) Happy New Year--
(laughter)
What was that?
- That was like a-- - (laughter)
I almost threw up for some reason.
We just want to thank you guys so much for supporting Smosh.
There's over 6 billion views on all of our channels, altogether.
- Yeah. - That's crazy.
Smosh also hit over 19 million subscribers.
At Smosh games, there's 5 million.
(together) Yay!
El Smosh got over a million subscribers.
Yeah!
And The French Smosh is now an official Smosh channel.
Bonjour!
We shot The Smosh Movie. More info on that to come later.
Yeah, and thanks to you guys we were able to make Food Battle: The Game.
(monsters growl)
And, you know, we make a lot of list videos, so...
(Anthony) Smosh Top 10 2014 List Countdown of 2014:
The List.
Top ten deaths.
Whee!
(groans)
(groaning)
SHI--
(screams)
Top nine eyeblinks.
(blinking noises)
Top eight bitch screams!
(shrieking)
Top seven bleeped f*cking curse words!
Aw sh*t!
That's bullsh*t.
It's always been [bleep].
Suck their [bleep].
F*ckhead!
[bleep]
F*CK!
[prolonged bleep]
Top six crappy wigs.
Whoooa!
Uh, why is this guy just running around?
A love seat to his new apartment.
[inaudible] (groans)
Sexual encounters!
(maniacal laughter)
(huskily) Top five censored ball sacks.
While taking--
(ka-ching)
(screams)
(gasps)
- Mhm. - (snaps camera)
Top four man nipples.
(ka-ching)
Top three anal pain!
(snickering on and off screen)
(ka-ching)
GAAAH!
(groans)
Top two celebrities that definitely did not want
to be in the same room as us.
(giggling)
- (Anthony) Okay. - (laughter)
Top one hour long video where we just walked around
and...a lot of you guys watched the whole thing.
Sorry. We're dicks.
But we all know why you guys are really here.
You just wanna watch the 2014 remix music video.
So let's watch it right now!
Shut...up!
(screeching)
Are you gonna help me create an adventure or not?
A-A-All about the scroat boat!
Yeaaaah!
Let's do this.
GUYS!
Could we just listen to the radio or something?
Just like any normal Asian would.
Anything he can do, I-I-I can do dumber
(blowing nose)
I can do anything d-d-dumber than him
(blowing nose)
Quit talking crap!
- And prove... - Yeah!
..you're dumb, man!
(techno beat intensifies, speeds up)
Karp!
Bitch!
B-b-bitch!
No one gives a sh*t!
What?
Oh oh oh oh oh oh!
(light sabers buzz)
Oh!
Sounds legit.
(groans)
I'd bang you! I'd bang you!
I-I'd bang you too!
Yeah!
I'd bang you! I'd bang you!
Can't I just dance?
Okaaay!
- Deeeeer! - O--
- That's weird as f*ck! - Okay!
- Okay-- - [bleep]
There-there we go.
Uh...
Spoiler alert!
We're hot!
Bullsh*t!
Oh!
This is the best!
Lady boner.
Ever.
I don't give a f*ck.
I don't-I don't give a f*cker.
I don't give--
(spluttering, remixed)
(screaming)
(half-assed munching, remixed)
(groans)
(half-assed munching, remixed)
Douche bag!
(half-assed munching, remixed)
(screams)
Dickballs!
Ew!
Horny.
Hungry.
Sex.
Six.
(squeaky voice) What the f*cking frick?!
Horny.
Hungry.
Sex.
Six.
SO MANY DICKS!
Frick nugget!
Fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-fr--
Swaggy.
Bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa!
Ratchet!
Biiitch.
(slow mo) Wait...
Bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa!
(slow mo) Oh my god!
Aw, hell yeah!
Bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa!
Ratchet!
Biiiitch.
(slow mo) Wait.
(slow mo) Oh my god!
Rejected!
(random noises)
(groaning)
God!
(groaning in pain)
Boobs.
(moans)
- FML. - (explosion)
Oh!
Frick balls!
What?!
(slow mo) No.
NOOOO!
Loser!
Yaaarrgh!
Finish him off with a...scratch!
Dickballs...dickballs... dick-dick-dickballs dickballs.
D-d-d-dickballs....dickballs. Dick dick....
(slow mo) Oh my god!
Dickballs...dickballs. Dick-dick dickballs...dickballs.
- (record scratches) - We'll bang, okay?
Fine!
Right now!
- Go! - Go!
Murdering these crackers.
(grunts)
Bloody wake up!
White crackers, bitch!
(screaming)
Go!
Do it.
Wake up, yo.
I just sh*t my---
B-b-balls.
What?
Ugh!
(screaming)
- Go! - Go!
Dude?!
The f*ck?!
Ow.
Oh my...
GAHHH!
(sings) What the hell is it on your butt?!
Yeah!
Idiot!
No!
Oh yeah.
Ew.
(grunts)
Pooed in it.
Can I have a bite?
(suctioning, remixed)
(both) Awesome!
A huge thanks to Mike Relm, who made that awesome remix,
like he does every year. Click his channel.
It'll be right here. Click his face.
His face is right here. Click it.
- I'm petting his head. - You're missing the box.
You're going through his head now.
Oh sh*t.
Thank you guys so much for all the love and support this past year.
Couldn't have asked for more. You guys are amazing.
There's gonna be even more this year in 2015.
(both) Stay tuned.
We're in sync.
In sync, not N'Sync.
- Not Backstreet Boys. - No.
F*ck those guys.
All right, guys.
(singing) Bye bye bye!
(laughing)
Did you really think of that too?
No, I was like...neeh.
(Anthony) Hey, guys, huge shout out to Mike Relm
for making that awesome remix, so make sure to check out his channel.
The link is down below and click the box on the right to see
our Honest Trailer for League of Legends.
I hope you're prepared for some brutal honesty.
(Honest Trailer guy) Dive into the world of MOBA's,
action packed strategy games that require teamwork to win...
even though everyone who plays them f*cking hates each other!
(Anthony) And as always, we put together a Worst of Smosh 2014 video,
so make sure to check that out right here.
(music)
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And, of course, thank you guys so much for supporting us over all these years
and subscribing.
(cutesy voice) We love youuuu!
(giggling)
Why am I talking like this?
(girlish giggling) It's really creepy!
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