- You ready? - No!
Three...
Oh, my God, Dan! Are you kidding me?
Two, one, go!
( theme music playing )
- Hello, I'm Gav. - I'm Dan.
Welcome to the "Super Slow Show."
This video contains three of my favorite things.
We've got a big old balloon,
a bucket load of paint
and Dan getting hurt.
This is the Giant Balloon Pendulum of Paint...
- Of Doom! - ...of doom.
You got to rhyme it!
Okay, well, what is the official name?
Giant Balloon Pendulum of Doom.
Ah, that is good.
Give me a countdown.
Three, two, one!
( laughs )
Good night!
Oh, God.
( grunts )
This is really scary, by the way.
Sorry!
Oh, God.
That's packing a punch now.
Oh, God.
( grunts )
You're just getting annihilated
and it's not popping.
I've also got an idea.
Yeah?
The secret weapon.
This is the hero.
The thumbtack of dreams.
That'll save the day.
I just hope it doesn't look too tacky anyway.
That was good, good pun.
- Ready? - Yeah.
Three, two, one, mess!
Ah!
( laughs )
Geez!
Not only did it cover me
but it also put me on my arse.
It looks like something out of "The Shining"!
- Oh, man. - That looks gruesome!
Let me just get up.
( laughs )
Dan, don't splash around.
You might get red paint on me.
Yeah, cool. Cheers.
For God's sake, help me up!
Just walk up the side of it.
Oh, my God.
Shall we take a look at that?
Okay, here we go.
Oh!
Gav:
Dan:
It looks gruesome.
Gav:
I know it's just paint, but...
Dan:
( Gav laughs ) I really...
Dan:
Gav:
Oh.
It looks like you've just been born.
Oh, come on!
You can't say that!
Come on, it's just...
Gav:
Are you gonna do that, then?
- You ready? - No!
Three...
Oh, my God, Dan! Are you kidding me?
Two, one, go!
Red alert!
( laughs )
Oh!
It's in my nose!
Yes, it's as good as I thought it would be, yes!
Yes!
Yes.
It's in my sinuses!
Dan:
Gav:
Dan:
Gav:
It actually knocked me over.
Dan:
Totally cleaned you out.
Gav:
That is cool.
It's frozen in time as it's falling on me.
See, I'm not actually that painty yet.
Dan:
Oh, man, that looks great, it's great.
Gav:
Absolute showering.
So it seems like, to me, there's one clear escalation from this point.
Go on.
Two balloons.
So how about, why can't you do it?
I've got another...
Uh...
- You're having a laugh. - Go on.
- Right. - One, two, three, go!
One, two, three, go!
Yeah, boy!
Are you ready?
Nope.
Three, two, one, go!
Whoa!
Bloody hell!
It looks like you're covered in boogies!
It's like Nickelodeon.
It's like they brought back "Noel's House Party."
Oh, it's up both nostrils!
It's looking like a giant with a cold
just came and took a disliking to you.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh, man!
A bit of yellow?
Bit of green.
Dan:
Gav:
to you at the same time, no one's gonna have a good face.
Oh!
Dan:
It just looks like you've been burst
and there was green and yellow inside you.
Gav:
Dan:
( laughs )
Savagely enjoyed it.
Gav:
Dan:
I hope you enjoyed that
because I certainly enjoyed that a hell of a lot.
Did you? Yeah. All right, yeah.
I'm actually swimming in a pool of paint here.
It's so deep. It's about this thick of gauze.
That's how much paint is all over you.
And it looked excellent.
So you should be happy.
I hope you enjoyed it.
And if you want more, probably of me getting hurt,
but we'll see, then tune into
the next episode of the "Super Slow Show."
Bye. Say bye.
- Bye. - Bye.
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from behind the camera and get his hands dirty.
That's true, actually. I had to use soap.
Did you get both of them dirty?
Both hands. Unbelievable.
Well done.