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Actually containing Westerosi Memorabilia like salt beef a roast cape on dripping and honey
pink Wax a gray-green sentinel buttered beets a
Sure-footed Garan moon blood water for lady Arya's bath a great cog or a violet tokar
So let's break everything down we start off with Littlefinger talking about fighting battles, but not just in the north or the south
But in one's mind
Because dude he's deep and this battle in his mind is probably in reference to his complete and utter
Breakdown in season 5 when he handed Sander over to Ramsey for no reason
but it might also be in reference to
Sandra's complete and utter mental breakdown when she hid knowledge of the Vale army from Jon in
Season 6 for no reason one of the biggest mysteries in the show right now is why
Sandra keeps licking her lips in this weird way, I mean she's not actually wetting her lips, and she does this a bunch
I mean if you took shots every time she did this you'd be pretty buzzed at the end of an episode
I mean when most people lick their lips like say LL, Cool J
He pulled in his lips a little bit allowing his tongue to you know actually wet his lips
Sandra just kind of sticks her tongue out. I don't know what she's doing
I guess she's preserving her lip gloss or something Chad what the hell are you doing? Your breakdown
is going horribly you haven't even gotten past the first scene, and you're analyzing Sandra's lip licking. Go away, Brandon
We agreed that this was going to be my show anyway
we get this scene of Mira and bran getting to the wall which as we've discussed many times before is pretty good for brand as
He likely doesn't want Mira
removing his stool from his colon
So I think in season 7 we can look forward to Dolorous Edd taking up the task
And then we have dreamy kid Harrington north of the wall like a badass
collecting white
specimens
I can think of nothing more manly than that
Sir Carmine over at Red Team Review pointed out to me that the season 7 plot is actually a big plot hole back in season
1 Alliser Thorne is actually sent to King's Landing with a wight hand
But the show never follows up on it the hand that your wolf tore off that thing's wrist I've
ordered Thorne to lay it at the feet of this boy King
Let you get young Joffrey's attention
In the book Tyrion doesn't like Alliser Thorne, so he makes him wait and the hand rots
So maybe this happened off screen, but best case scenario this whole thing is Tyrion's fuck up
Why does everyone keep crushing my review get out of here anyway next we find out the King's Landing has gone through a protestant reformation
Because they all seem pretty happy that Cersei blew up the Vatican and killed the Pope and here's Cersei in some dark place
Which is 99% of our settings?
But I'm hoping it's the black cells because I can't get enough of septa Unella
getting raped and tortured by an undead monster
And then we have Kelly C checking the dust on a table because you know Dragonstone hasn't had a maid in a while
And I think this is my future husband Kit Harington arriving at Dragonstone
And then we have the T1000 and jaime passing a dead body at what I think is casterly Rock because why not?
It's important to note
how wintry everything is. Remember Stannis needed to attack Winterfell
before the big winter arrived and we are certainly seeing this harsh harsh winter weather
Everywhere and then of course wormtongue, and then we have Dany walking in front of a dragon. It's so cool
Why what are you talking about the dragon the rock formations look like a dragon's mouth
Maybe if you squint, it looks like a sock puppet alligator to me
And then we have Kelly doing some redecorating and then some not cGI direwolves
And then we have Tyrion the most moral human being in the universe who shouldn't have made sir Alisser wait
And then we have Theon during a sea battle with Euron
And then we have Grey Worm nodding and signaling an attack
Personally when signaling an army I go with a bigger gesture but Grey Worm is a subtle dude
Now some people think they're going up the sewer system of casterly Rock
Like they did in Meereen and since Tyrion was in charge of the sewer system. They should know it pretty well
This may be why Grey Worm is wearing the surgical mask
You know so he doesn't have to smell the sewer system, and finally we have confirmation that tripod is back now
We have quite a few unresolved plots when it comes to Podrick
I hope we'll finally find out why all of those sex workers gave back Podrick's money. Additionally we never found out
What happened to that ale girl that he harassed that can season five? Plus
what fighting techniques did Bronn actually teach Pod?
And then we get the Hound who was apparently part of the mission to collect the white specimen
And this totally makes sense because Jon is like the legendary last hero who had companions and a dog?
What? The last hero was accompanied by a dozen
companions a horse and a dog
if the Hound were the so called dog
We should have 14 people in total all the pictures showed 12 people with no friggin ice spiders
This is my review
Anyway next we find out the designer Volantian
Leather isn't really that great then we have a Lannister-Kelly battle on a field of fire
Which is where probably Jaime and Bronn are going to take on Kelly and her dragons and then we have some Lannister
archers probably the ones that killed those unsullied wearing designer clothes
I'm sorry what the hell is going on with this guy?
He cannot frigging see a thing in that he must be friends with this guy as well
How did this guy ever pass unsullied training school and then we clearly have Bran warging a raven?
I'm not sure if this is just the editing of the clip
but it looks like the Night's King looks up and
Forces Bran back into his body and I'd like to point out that I was making professor x jokes two weeks ago before we even
Saw the wheelchair why is everyone trying to take over my show get out of here fine
I have band practice anyway. Anyway I think this might be Maester Wolkan Ramsay's old maester
I'd be really pumped if it was because he's like my fifth favorite maester after lewin cressen pycelle and aemon that said
I thought Wolkan had less hair whoever he is he's got some stool shoveling to do and then oh
Oh, I need to change my armor really game of thrones
Really a lightsaber the exact same friggin shot from the Force Awakens trailer
Is this the derivative world that we are living in?
Let's just get through this while Chad is gone so we have red shirt Dondarion because he's totally
Surviving a long time and a Greyjoy fleet heading to King's Landing though
it doesn't look like a battle it looks like they're treating we have jumpy and
Blindy the unsullied opening a door that didn't even have a barricade on it
And then we have Kelly and Jamie probably jousting a dragon while being conveniently near lots of pools of water
I mean yeah, it looks really really badass
But at the end of the day probably neither Jamie nor the dragon is going to die
We have a sea battle I think but everything's so friggin dark
we have the man who slaughtered ali's Village who still hasn't received any justice and
Dany atop a dragon riding into battle in the harshest of winter weather, okay? I'm back alright the next thing is...
Damnit, what's that noise?
Barristan said
something weird dornishmen exchanged the look
Barristan said something queer the dornishmen exchange the look
Dude, I'm trying to do my review. Oh come on Chad. There's only so much you can say about these various fighting scenes
Besides you know this guy is really weird-looking. What are you talking about?
I can say they're awesome in like a million different ways like here's my true
love Kit Harington
and he's like king of the hill kind of like at the end of the one with Jet LI
The one a I thought you were going to go with that scene from Alien versus predator
And this is the Hound at the dragon pit which means you survive just trip up north
but the Hound and the Mountain in the same location could we have
brotherly forgiveness and reconciliation
bowl get hype then we get a shot of Euron though it might be
Abraham Ford from the Walking Dead and then we got Kit Harington and some more ammunition for my spank bank
And this seems to be Kit Harington fighting another white walker
I do have to say it's a good thing for the white walkers that Clubfoot Karl is dead
We know that he was a much better fighter than Kit Harington. So he would have made quick work of these white walkers
I think this is Theon all upset
Maybe he thinks his sister is dead or captured and this seems to be some dothraki running into some fire which means they're probably
attacking after a dragon attacked
I'm not sure if Dany would have
Intentionally torched her own people and then we get Dany and Drogon and a close-up of his mouth
I'm actually surprised a second xenomorph mouth didn't come out of the first mouth
This is probably when Jon comes to Dragonstone to meet Dany
I'm not sure who exactly is going to be in this circle of 12, but it might include Jon, Tormund, Jorah,
Gendry, Thoros, Berik and the Hound and then we get this shot of a rider riding off. I'm guessing
This is uncle coldhands as we see with my moon and stars Kit Harington. Here's a more
Form-fitting outfit there does seem to be a lot of fire in the background which means there might be a dragon nearby this all completely
Supports the Incredible awesome theory that there's gonna be an ice dragon at the end and that's it for the second trailer aw
Men the whole thing was so awesome
It is too bad that there is no Sam, or Gilly, or Jorah, or Gendry.
That's too bad because I was expecting Gilly to take down quite a few dothraki with Heartsbane
We'll see you next time and maybe preston will get to a serious qa and an unserious qa Chad
I just wanted to let you know you did a really shitty job. Oh men
Thanks for watching anyway everybody