- My life is planned around food because that's what's most
important to me and then family relationships and like--
- Well there you go, that's exactly what I just said.
(upbeat music)
- Hi, we're in the car because we're
going to get a Mother's Day card.
- Wait, did you say we?
Sammy's getting a Mother's Day card because once again,
he's left it until the day before
and also I just want to go shopping.
Actually do you know what, I'm gonna put it out there.
Of all you YouTubers that can drive,
I'm probably the best and safest driver.
- Niki, there's no YouTubers who can drive, 'cause
90% of them are below 18.
(dramatic radio music)
This reminds me of carpool karaoke with
them, so I'm just gonna rhyme it.
Don't talk to me.
- I thought I'm going straight over.
- Indicate, indicate.
- [Niki] Indicate! - Oh!
You and your Land Rover.
- Use your indicators.
- Oh god, just because you can afford to buy a car.
- It's what the lights on the side of your car are for.
♫ My God this reminds me ♫
- I always try and do the
♫ My god this reminds me ♫
♫ My god this ♫
- Oh, hurt my head.
You're literally gonna take the side of the car off.
- No, I'm not, I'm just,
I'm not having this conversation.
(giggles)
- I'm not getting out of the car now.
You sealed that fate.
- Can you go and pay?
- No.
- Can you go and pay?
- Well, give me your card. (chuckles)
- Oh, so much juice.
("Poker Face" by Lady Gaga)
- Seriously?
- I don't know how much of this audio's gonna be useable
because I feel like it's just
gonna be the rumbles in the car.
Like (mouths rumbling)
♫ I won't tell you that I love you kiss or hug you
♫ 'Cause I'm buffin' with my muffin, I'm not lyin' ♫
- Sorry, I was driving down here once,
I was distracted by a small dachshund in a coat.
I mean, it wasn't just by itself, it was being walked.
And I didn't see the cars at the light in front of me stop
and I nearly crashed and killed me and Georgie.
So that's--
- Wow, honesty hour.
♫ And we gonna let it burn burn burn burn
♫ We gonna let it burn burn burn ♫
- I just waved.
- To them?
Why'd you wave?
- 'Cause I felt the need to.
- She's now got, I can see her.
- I'm gonna do it again.
- [Niki] Wave if it's a man. - Is it a man?
- Wave, yeah, it doesn't matter if it's a man, wave.
Wave, wave!
(screaming)
Did he see you?
- No, it's fine.
♫ I'd forgotten how it felt
♫ Before the world fell at our feet
♫ There's such a difference
- I'll do what James Horn does.
♫ Between us ♫
- Oh, he could've punched me and died.
I would've died.
- Now, this has got a lot of stop.
She's got kids' toys, go go go!
- No one's looking!
♫ In a million miles ♫
Here we go.
♫ Hello from the ♫
My life is planned around food because that's what's most
important to me and then family relationships, and like--
- Well there you go, that's exactly what I just said.
♫ Small money bettin' I'd be better off without you
♫ And due time I'll be forgettin' all about you
♫ You sayin' that I won't but I really really doubt you ♫
- So we're sittin' in traffic, so we tweeted you guys
asking for questions and you sent loads in.
On the hashtag Niki and Sammy, this is from Maisie Grimsy,
What are five things you want to do before you die?
I'm gonna start the list off by saying I want to
get a cat that's ginger and call it Peanut.
- I think they mean like life accomplishments.
- That is a life accomplishment.
- I would like.
- For traffic to disappear.
- For someone to invent zero calorie peanut butter.
- Right, you eat peanut butter
because it's full of goodness.
- Yeah, but it would be better
if it was full of less calories.
- Also, I would like to. (shouts)
- We just ran over a balloon.
- The age we live in, we now have to go to places called
gyms to do exercise 'cause we don't walk.
Like we don't do anything.
- That's not the age we live in
'cause the Romans had gymnasiums.
- They were spas.
Are you, she's leaving.
Quick, quick, swing it, swing it.
(yelling out)
- They've all seen her leave, they've all seen her leave!
No!
- So, I need to get a Mother's Day card.
Catch up in a sec, guys.
- I'm gonna get--
- How do I pause this?
- Food.
- Okay.
- I got nuts, so, I'm happy.
- You came here just to get peanuts?
I've got a Mother's Day card.
- Could you find a bigger card?
- I was gonna get the one that said, "Happy Mother's Day
"from your little princess," but I thought, maybe not.
- Morgan said, "Are you twins?"
Kayleigh said, "Would you kill a child for peanut butter?"
- Yes.
- Are they going?
No, don't beep.
- Should I beep?
- They saw it. - [Niki] I was gonna beep.
- They went eventually, it was fine.
Ellie said, "What were you obsessed with as kids?"
Not peanut butter, actually, I didn't like it.
- Pokemon.
And games consoles.
This person needs to concentrate on the road.
Seriously?
- They do it again--
- I'm gonna--
- You get three strikes and you're out.
Give 'em the beep next time.
- Next time there's like a mile gap between them
and the car in front I'm gonna beep.
- Last night, I started watching Bleach,
which is not a household detergent,
it is, in fact, a Anime. - [Niki] Anime.
- And it's really good.
- Doin' it again, doin' it again!
Oh my god, she's doin' it again, I'm gonna beep her.
- She's in the wrong lane! - [Niki] What is she doing?
- Get out of that lane!
- She can't even see in her interior mirror,
she's too short!
- You silly woman!
- Silly woman.
- ScriptedPotato, "Create a damn Niki or damn Sammy."
Damn, Niki!
At it, again, with them white Nikes!
Anja said, "New merch?"
Niki said, "Maybe."
- Sammy-- - [Sammy] Watch his face.
- Sammy said, "Give it a month."
♫ You watched me bleed until I can't breathe
♫ Shaking ♫
("Sorry" by Justin Bieber)
Haul time!
Gonna do a haul video!
- On what?
- What I got,
Georgie got mom.
So, my little sister didn't buy,
my little sister didn't buy my mom anything, yet, for,
it's broken, smell that.
- Oh, smells like tears.
("Lean On" by Major Lazer)
My little sister didn't get my mom anything,
so, I got her--
- Tartlets.
- Little tartlets, Yankee Candles, smelly things.
- Tartlets.
- Review!
Shea butter.
- Let me smell.
- Ah, it smells so good.
♫ You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies ♫
- Mate!
Okay, so I address this, the guy behind me,
I cannot physically place myself inside the car in front--
- I'm trying to do a haul video!
Vanilla cupcake and I got this--
- No, I hate that one, I always feel sick.
- Oh.
Boo hoo.
- If I smell too much, like, strong odor,
makes my stomach go--
- Whenever I walk past LUSH I get this. (retching)
Like. (retching)
♫ What do you mean
♫ Oh oh
♫ When you nod your head yes,
♫ But you wanna say no ♫
♫ Loveable, but you're just troubled
♫ Guess what ♫
This song, she literally just says work.
(mumbled singing)
No, no.
There's literally a part of the song
where she goes ner, ner, ner.
♫ Ner ner ner ner ner ner ♫
(cell phone rings)
- Hang on, answer, answer.
- Hello?
- Hello!
- Hello?
- [Voiceover] Are you finished, yet?
- Yeah, we're on our way back.
♫ My, my youth is yours
♫ Trippin' on skies, sippin' waterfall ♫
- She's kind of like a Jennifer Lawrence, now,
where Jennifer Lawrence is...
kind of being taken apart by people.
And it's the same with Taylor Swift
because Taylor Swift--
- I don't--
- She's done a few missteps in her time.
- I don't, I think--
- She's a bit like Regina George.
Bye!
(beeping)
- If you enjoyed this video
make sure you give it a like
and also comment down below...
something.
- What you got your mom for Mother's Day.
If you got her anything, anyway.
- It's not Mother's Day everywhere in the world.
- In the UK.
- Okay, bye!