good morn- *brief outburst*
good morning ladies and gentlemen
*zip*
*some jazzy music quietly playing in the background for you to enjoy*
Today, gonna be a little bit different, I have to talk quietly because my neighbours, um, DO CRACK
And they will KILL ME if they hear me talking at this hour
So anyways, today's a little bit different because today I am traveling
But I'm not traveling with my mom or my dad
or my grandpa, my grandma, my uncle, my cousin, with my friend, with my...
therapist
I am traveling by myself
Let's just get right into it
Hello, hum yeah, this lighting is probably so bad
So I'm gonna keep it short while I'm here because, uh, I don't know I don't want you to have to see
THIS I look like a weasel (yes, yes you do) probably, but that's okay because
That's okay. My hair is wet my face is oily. I have a rash all over my face because
Well, we'll get into that later, but let's talk about what we're doing today QUEENS AND KINGS never saying that again
We're definitely doing something a little bit crazy today y'all. prepare yourselves. I know I'm not fucking ready
I'm scared as fuck. TODAY, Emma Chamberlain *ME* is traveling alone
Not just driving, not just walking, Queen (weasel*) is FLYING
I literally got two hours of sleep, so I'm being a crazy bitch right now. I'm so sorry calm me down
You can't also turn this shit off because I'm sick of it. I'm flying alone today
I'm going to Arizona to hang out with Ellie and Hannah. Ellie lives in Arizona
Don't kidnap her cuz then I'd be responsible, and I don't know don't really want to deal with that
We're staying at Ellie's house
So that'll be really fun if I go and stay with somebody's family by the end of the weekend
I want them to think of me as their you know second son
But the thing is like I don't know ANYTHING like I don't know how to do ANYTHING
I don't know how to check my bags, I don't know how to do any of that shit
I have no clue what the fuck. I'm doing I feel like this is a big step like this makes me a woman
You've never been on a plane alone like you're not even a woman
*women everywhere getting triggered*
So also just to like kind of like fill you in on my life
I'm a fucking mess right now my middle finger nail is broken, my hair is like disgusting
I literally didn't wash it for four days
And then I showered this morning for the first time and my hair literally like HURT
I put on fake tan like a few nights ago. It's just so splotchy everywhere also
What else? oh my god, let me tell you about the rash
I have. yeah, so I have a rash on my face
And I don't know where it came from so I've been putting like bunch of different ointments on it
And I wish it was a joke too kind of like around my mouth area, which is fucking disgusting
So I'm like really sorry that I just said that and that you had to like hear that and like I don't know it just sucks. my skin finally looked good, and then it's like oh well
You don't have acne, but now you have a fucking rash GO OFF KWEEN
Um okay so number one had another coffee and today not doing so great number two honestly
I'm gonna try my best to vlog before I get through security
But you best believe I need to have my ass in gear so that I don't like I don't know miss my flight and get
lost and like DIE
J-Just got here oooohh yeahhh
What's up
Okay, so this is um
Ellie's setup, you know just really professional for you
Recap on my traveling alone experience? I really wish it was more dramatic because then this video would be like
would like you know match the click because I'm gonna click bait the fuck out of this oh you know you have to oh I will I'm travelling alone went bad I
Missed my flight and I died my plane wing fell off, it crashed, and I died.
No, it was actually like so chill it was so smooth. I was there early. I got my coffee
I got my granola bar. I got my water. I drank that shit
I ate that shit. Hannah's flight is delayed so now we're just gonna chill. you know she could be anywhere at this point
Never been on this before I don't know what's going on. We're trying to find. AAACHOOO I don't know how to get back
I'm kind of panicked right now. I'm like in control. I forget that I'm driving right now, okay?
I don't know what like what is going on. The cars are passing me.
I've never been here, but take an exit. Okay wait. I'm a salvage one sec
Is there Hawaii vibes goin' on?
HAWAII VIBES!! Wassup bitchesss.
What's up?! Here's whats up. Here's what's up bitches so.
Okay, so we like out here
Anyway, oh wait what hey I just got a text from Hannah's mom that her flight is delayed like she's not getting it to a four o'clock
That's if she makes it to the connection have you heard from her?
WHAT THE FREEEAK
She's on in New York like on a vacation or whatever and she has to come to Arizona. Obviously.
She was supposed to be here at 11:00 a.m.. With me now. She's gonna get here at 4:00
So what do we do we just hang out? That's what I was just wondering.
It's like really hot. Or do we go get Dutch Bros?
Okay, do we want to go in there and get the music go to Dutch bros right now wait how much time do we have? And the parking?
Okay, yeah, that's true should we hang, but then we have to hang out in the things okay?
I'm down to go back to my house. Just know it's an hour there and back so do we want to do that
I'm hungry!! Okay find some good food around here.
Oh we have to pay for parking. Oh, it's time, baby. We got the Dutch Bros it looks so pretty
I got an iced almond milk latte because they have exactly what I want. How is it dude?
I kinda like ruined the surprise I realized. Is it good?! It's so good
So this is hella good. is this good? Oh, I'm gonna. Love it. I don't like it
Sweet, Oh see. I love this Hannah's calling me. Why dude what Hanna calling?
My girl we love you. We'll see you soon anyway, so yeah
So basically - bro the sloshy, we have the coffee. How did the coffee? I just don't understand. I'm at a feed although
I'm sure some people don't like coffee. I personally just think it's absolutely awesome
Why is this guy standing in the middle of the road no, I'm not gonna lie le people in Arizona are
Always car broke down I feel bad now. Oh, no. He's really so stressed out
Hey way and we got Bey way
Let's eat babies
a
Stupid rash on my face is so fucking ugly like it's so depressing that had to happen to me
but Ellie right here is getting some gas a
Coffee is like melted
Probably gasoline, buddy
Like it. I'm like breaking out in like hives. I'm doing so good. I don't know you guys are probably sick of me
Just being like yeah, we're just waiting on around just waiting around
fucking
Really not working. I will happy boot. It's dude. That's not your fault. Yeah
Let's go to a different one so with anything. Honestly. Dude. This is totally broken
Did you get it to work, buddy?
No, but like how are you doing now?
I'm just took a nice little fat piss at the gas station, and now we have lollipop
We'll be eating at water because she doesn't realize and the desert here we get to hydrated fat
so drink up ladies and gents right here -
We got these spikes, but he's scared the chili mango lollipop sounds disgusting mom we're gonna have fun. Oh
My god, that is so gross. It's kind of good
You're joking right if all you'll know this Tajin. I tastes exactly like my spiky stuff
It is kind of gross it's definitely kind of gross
Do nice with this actually that is so bad. Oh my god
I'm not a picky person that show something I eat anything. I'll try anything once. I will never put that in my mouth again
Oh, that is so bad. I don't my brain cannot um properly understand. How you're eating out right now
Yeah, it's like it's like licorice
That is not me no no no no no
It's like how some people like can't eat licorice food is just so gross and then other people can't get enough Ella Bennett
I do understand
But over you biting into it, how are you a fan of that I'm crunching on it?
I want to squirt water on it. It's done descent agree the chili can
Pop you shouldn't have done that oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
My god, no is ever tasted worse than my play-doh bad my dream. Oh my god AaAaAaAaAa
It's so bad
Stripping in the world could be
There
When bae doesnt have an aux so you have to listen to the radio. i do its in my shower. oh.
my god
so That was my lollipop haul
Main thing get that money back and spend it on the same thing, so do you like the way that I bought
Money
Go away
Hanna we have been waiting for you for like an hour, so just send everyone some random stuff going to gas stations and
She it's like 4:00 to supposed to be here by now Hanna. What the fries
I'm so nervous. Why dude there's no reason to be nervous, but I'm like freaking my shit out is I heard no
No way, no. No she would never wear a hat. Dude. Where is she?
So we've been looking for Ali's car for 30 minutes
We've gone on every single floor. There's seven floors. We've gone on all seven three times dude. She's like naked now
We're like sweating. I look like a piece of shit
We
destroy elevator ride was
Elevator eyes are always short. I think we want to go up to seven dude. This is no. We've been looking okay
I kid you not thirty minute dude when we find it what we find it
It's gonna feel so good, and it feels so good, and then we're gonna go get something
So I feel so bad
For her okay, so it's not this
And you were on that in
How we doing
Should we hear the fucking she even looking for an hour now. It's been a fucking hour. I'm not kidding
It's over there my god. We hear the horn, but we don't know where it's coming from
They said I hear it. It's done wait
It's right over here, it's over here freak over here. It's right here. Oh my god
Our car got lost we couldn't find it for an hour in the big parking garage
No clickbait, so basically what side ladies and gents
Been a long-ass day all right buddies over here responding to texts Hannah's being a spaz
Dutch roses have drive-through coffee like how jammy is what fucking weird looking?
I know without
Behind the scenes of a boomerang right here guys ladies again
So bad really crusty
It was here I was so crusty, I'm like down three do it
I'm struggling time to see what we get home. We got our drinks
I have a rash on my face, and that's all it is oh
my god
So rare to see for the chances, dude, dude, dude. They're so gross
You never see that
You don't I never see those it's not even season for them as yo D. Season today. I
Don't come to Walmart, so I'm like a little bit nervous, but I'm like so excited
I think people I do people like die in here
I have no glue - and we're gonna be hey how sex playing I'm in this Walmart having these bids and the last sound be
she say
Sorry she gotta give me a second
How'd I do okay well, you don't need to know about that
I will censor it
Chella fit what do you think?
I mean, I think this pause weren't you
You