♪♪
>>OKAY.
SETTLE DOWN, GUYS!
SETTLE DOWN.
EVERYONE--
SETTLE DOWN, OKAY?
YOUR TEACHER IS SICK TODAY,
SO WE'RE GETTING A SUBSTITUTE
FOR YOU.
HE SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE,
AND I WANT YOU ALL TO BE
ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIORS.
DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN HERE.
>>HELLO.
>>HI.
>>I AM DR. REEBS.
>>REEBS?
>>I AM REEBS.
>>OH!
AND ARE YOU REALLY A DOCTOR?
>>JA!
LIKE DR. DRE.
>>WHO...
WHO ISN'T A DOCTOR.
>>IT'S A METAPHOR.
HE CURES THE WORLD OF BAD MUSIC.
I CURE THE WORLD OF BAD FASHION.
>>WELL, WE'VE HAD WEIRDER.
GOOD LUCK!
>>THIS WILL NOT DO.
YOUR TEACHER HAS TAUGHT YOU
NOTHING!
I MUST START FROM THE BEGINNING.
ASSISTANTS!
>>YES, REEBS?
>>WE'RE HERE FOR YOU, REEBS.
[DOOR CLOSES]
>>TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CLASS AND
TELL ME WHAT ERA WE MUST BE IN.
>>DARK AGES.
>>DARK AGES FOR SURE.
>>VERY DARK.
>>JA.
THESE ARE MY ASSISTANTS,
MIMI AND JUJU.
>>I AM MIMI.
>>I AM JUJU.
>>I AM REEBS.
WHAT ARE WE LEARNING TODAY?
AH!
PERFECT!
I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO
KNOW ABOUT ECONOMICS.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I NEED A VOLUNTEER.
YOU.
COME!
[MIMI CLAPS HANDS]
>>MIMI.
>>JA.
>>JUJU.
>>JA.
>>LET'S TEACH THEM ECONOMICS.
>>IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SUPPLY--
>>--AND DEMAND.
>>SUPPLY GOES UP WITH THE PRICE.
>>DEMAND GOES DOWN
WITH THE PRICE.OWN
>>WHERE THEY MEET:
>>Mimi and Juju: MAGIC!
>>REEBS: BOOM!
ECONOMICS.
>>SO--
SO WHY AM I UP HERE?
>>AH.
CHEAP, UGLY CLOTHES.
[JUJU SCOFFS]
>>UGLINESS.
NOBODY WANTS THAT.
DEMAND SHIRT CURVE SHIFTS DOWN.
>>UH-OH.
MAKE IT CHEAPLY.
WAL-MART $5 SPECIAL.
SUPPLY CURVE SHIFTS UP.
>>YOUR MOTHER BUYS IT FOR YOU
AND RUINS YOUR SOCIAL LIFE.
>>YOUR SHIRT IS LIKE A PIECE
OF COTTON THAT GOT CONFUSED.
>>BOOM!
ECONOMICS.
>>YOU GUYS ARE JERKS.
>>NO.
I AM REEBS.
>>MMM.
>>WHAT'S NEXT?
LITERATURE?
YES!
NEW VOLUNTEER.
YOU, COME!
>>Mimi and Juju: MMM.
>>WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
>>OH.
>>I SEE THE PROBLEM.
>>TELL ME, MIMI.
>>I WILL TELL YOU, JUJU.
>>POOR MAN'S HARRY POTTER.
[JUJU GASPS]
>>YOU'RE RIGHT, MIMI.
>>I AM, JUJU.
>>TEEN VOGUE.
>>IN STYLE.
>>MARY CLAIRE.
>>THESE ARE YOUR NEW HOMEWORKS.
>>OPEN THEM UP.
>>FIND THE PERFECT ARTICLE.
>>All: MAGIC!
>>ALSO!
"TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD."
[GASPS]
>>VERY GOOD BOOK.
>>OOH, ATTICUS IN
FITTED ARMANI SUIT.
>>SCOUT IN A-LINE,
TEA LENGTH DRESS.
MAKE IT EMERALD GREEN
TO GIVE HER SOME EDGE!
>>BOOM!
LITERATURE.
NEXT!
FRENCH.
FRENCH?
DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH?
[WHISPERING]
>>PARIS.
>>Mimi and Juju: GO THERE!
>>BOOM!
FRENCH.
NEXT!
ART.
HUH.
>>AH!
>>MY GREATEST TALENT.
>>YES.
[CHUCKLES]
>>JUJU.
>>JA.
>>MIMI.
>>JA.
>>READY.
♪♪
>>EXCUSE--
EXCUSE ME!
EXCUSE ME.
THIS YOUNG MAN TOLD ME
YOU INSULTED HIM IN FRONT OF
THE WHOLE CLASS.
[REEBS SCOFFS]
>>HE INSULTED MY EYES.
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE ME.
>>ALSO, I CHECKED YOUR FILE AND
THIS DOES NOT COUNT AS A RESUME.
[GASPS]
>>SO IF YOU'RE NOT
A REAL SUBSTITUTE,
YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
>>FINE.
BUT THEIR FASHION BLOOD
IS ON YOUR HANDS.
OH, AND BY THE WAY,
YOUR OUTFIT:
>>All: TRAGIC!
♪♪
>>GET OUT.
OKAY, GET OUT,
GET OUT, GET OUT!
♪♪
>>SHARE.
>>Mimi and Juju: SHARE.
>>WITH ALL YOUR FACEBOOK
FRIENDS.
>>FACEBOOK FRIENDS.
>>SHARE.
>>WITH ALL YOUR FACEBOOK
FRIENDS.
>>WHAT FRIENDS?
>>THE FACEBOOK ONES. 188 01:04:16,086 --> 00:00:00,000 >>THE FACEBOOK ONES.