LET’S GET SOME DRINKS IN ERE GIRLS
MATE THIS IS SICK BRUV! DERE’S MAD SAND AND EVERYTHINK!
THIS IS SO CUUUUUUTE!!!!!
Oh MY GOD IT’S JUST LIKE I DREAMED IT!
So truth, yeah, I wasn’t sure at first.
I wanted like a little prosecc-y to get the party started,
but a freaky bear thing told me I need to get a bunch of fruit,
some rope, and a fish and make it myself.
So rude!
Taking liberties.
To be fair, I did think people would be like
a bit you know taller?
And less like covered with colourful fur.
And less obsessed with fishing.
Too right.
Also, that little bossy dog tried to get me to sleep in a tent.
Me! And I was like ‘Not on your life!’ I respect myself,
and I don’t sleep on the earth like an animal.
Exactly. We’re not animals. We’re people.
Exactly! So we found us somewhere more comfy like.
Have you seen that robot frog thing?
I wonder if he’s got like a really long tongue.
Or a vibrate mode.
You are so naughty!
Fanny flutters.
I need to tell you somethink.
We went on a date with Tommy the raccoon last night.
He is GORGE!
Is he not like young though?
He’s actually 32, but he lives with his uncle to save money.
Fiscal responsibility is sooo sexy.
It was dead romantic!
First he made us dinner!
Mealworms to start, and the main course was these…
scraps he’d scavenged out of a bin.
It sounds gross but it wasn’t it was so tasty.
But that wasn’t the best part!
Get out! You didn’t! Oh my god how was it???
Let’s just say… racoons have a bone in their dick so…
It was pretty hot.
Hey, bird guy, what’s the deal with Isabelle?
Is she single, ‘cause I’m thinking of pulling her for a chat, yeah?
Is it, is it cuz?
So, you’re saying I should go for it? Thanks mate!
Ya ba da ba doo to you too!
Tom is up to his elbows in angry animals,
will he be able to calm them down or will they beat the stuffing out of him?
Oh I love stuffing. I’m making myself hungry.
Well that was awkward!
There’s nothing more intimidating than a racoon with a bone to pick,
especially if it’s the dick bone.
Ooh, oh look at me! Yeah!
Ah that's nice, yeah.
Ello little stripy bear.
Perfect timing.
Be a good fella and craft us some more condoms and..
Oh, what’s going on with that vein in your forehead?
You should get that looked at.
Uh oh, it looks like Tom has had enough of our Islanders anti…
Tab? Like Money?
Ha! You buy things with bells? That’ hilarious.
Yeah, we don’t have any bells mate.
Heeeeelp!
We’ll stop shagging
I’ll stop making self-aware comments about everything that happens!
This is out of order!
Sorry I gave everyone crabs.