- Y'all ready for this next game?
(applause)
It's the world famous Family Reunion.
And all of our team members are out in the audience.
Standing next to some could be or would be relatives.
If it's funny when they introduce them, they get a bell.
Y'all ready to play?
- [Audience] Yeah!
- All right so let's pop it up. I'ma start it off.
Come on.
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my cousin Sasha ♪
♪ She says she was weirded ♪
♪ Even though we cousins ♪
♪ She still gone let me hit it. ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ Hey everybody ♪
♪ This is my cousin Burt ♪
♪ He lost all his money playing poker ♪
♪ So he has to wear this weird shirt ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my cousin ♪
♪ ♪ He do whatever he likes ♪
♪ I don't question him ♪
♪ Cause he's Jesus Christ ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ Here's my cousin ♪
♪ We got different last names ♪
♪ That's why I don't leave him tickets ♪
♪ to the game ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This is my cousin Tasha ♪
♪ I normally get hurt ♪
♪ She didn't want to come today ♪
♪ 'Cause her perm didn't work ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ Let me introduce you to my cousin Flo ♪
♪ She stole her outfit from a Janet Jackson video ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This is my cousin, Vick ♪
♪ I never met him before ♪
♪ But you can catch them on the next season ♪
♪ Of the Jersey Shore ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This is my cousin James ♪
♪ I thought he was knocked out ♪
♪ But here he is today ♪
♪ Give it up for Manny Pacquiao ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
(applause)
- There we have it. Omari's family had more bells.
Y'all give it up for the black squad!
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This is a cool girl and she's going to spend the night ♪
♪ So y'all give it up ♪
♪ It's a real housewife of the civil rights ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my cousin Jasmine ♪
♪ and I'ma let you people know ♪
♪ Her hair is blown out ♪
♪ 'Cause she likes driving with her head out the window. ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This right here's my cousin ♪
♪ And he likes to shoot his shot ♪
♪ He just had a baby ♪
♪ Oh my God it's Travis Scott ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ Hi, my name is Rennie and I voted for Obama ♪
♪ This here my partner P Yo ♪
♪ But give it up for his mama ♪
- I'm not a (beep). That's not my mom, bro.
That's not my mom. (buzzer)
I'm not a (beep) baby. (laughter)
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ Now this my sis Justina ♪
♪ And she's fly as can be ♪
♪ Said we both got on red hair ♪
♪ But this bitch copied on me ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This is my girl Shavonne ♪
♪ Me and her, we like to tango ♪
♪ But (beep) gets mighty weird ♪
♪ 'Cause she keeps calling me Django ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ I wanna say to my wife ♪
♪ Yeah, I know just what you're thinking ♪
♪ But this is the reason ♪
♪ I come home with my jaws stinking ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ These are all my friends ♪
♪ These are the ones that I will ride with ♪
♪ Between you, you, and you ♪
♪ You do know you the side chick ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my cousin ♪
♪ She fine as she can be ♪
♪ But now I'm pissed ♪
♪ She get more (beep) than me ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This is my cousin Pam ♪
♪ And I know this for a fact ♪
♪ She keep her tag on her clothes ♪
♪ 'Cause she know it's going back ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This is my cousin Christy ♪
♪ And she likes barbecuing ♪
♪ You can see her on TV, she be like ♪
♪ "Hey, how you doing?" ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
- [Nick] Go ahead, here's your solo!
(bell dinging)
(singing in falsetto) ♪ We at the family reunion ♪
♪ Ahhh ♪
(applause)
- That's how you play that game!
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Black team won that one,
make some noise for the black team y'all!
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This is my cousin Doodle ♪
♪ Yup that's really his name ♪
♪ 'Cause when he was young ♪
♪ He always had doodles, dang ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This is my favorite brother ♪
♪ But here's the thing that's killing me ♪
♪ Every time a girl says, "Hey, big head" ♪
♪ She means it literally ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ Hey y'all, how y'all doing ♪
♪ This right here our cousin Clyde ♪
♪ His hairline so far back ♪
♪ That we can see what's on his mind ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my cousin Ty Ty ♪
♪ He usually got style ♪
♪ But the way he got his hair tonight ♪
♪ Is looking hella foul ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ My brothers Cheech and Chong ♪
♪ I don't know which one is quicker ♪
♪ But what I do know is for the right tip ♪
♪ Oh yeah they both will deliver ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This right here is my family ♪
♪ This is something you can't miss ♪
♪ This my yellow brother ♪
♪ And he goes by Ludacris ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This like family here ♪
♪ He spit hot Tabasco ♪
♪ Everyone give it up ♪
♪ For Lupe Fiasco ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This is my cousin Chris ♪
♪ And this is his wife ♪
♪ I'm finna start smashing ♪
♪ 'Cause he's going to jail for life ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ My cousin Too Short ♪
♪ I can't get him to switch ♪
♪ I said, "these some fine ladies" ♪
♪ but his favorite word is "bitch!" ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ And (beep) is getting real ♪
♪ Everybody meet my cousin ♪
♪ From Houston, Bushwick Bill ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
(applause)
- Yo, give yourselves a round of applause y'all!
DJ D-Wrek, who had the most bells?
- I got to say the platinum squad had the most bells.
So the platinum squad wins, make some noise for them.
♪ This is my cousin, John ♪
♪ He got a lot on his mind ♪
♪ 'Cause his wife just left him ♪
♪ And she took his hair line ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ Now this my cousin Missy ♪
♪ And she said that she ain't leaving ♪
♪ 'Til every single camera ♪
♪ Gets a good look at her cleavage ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my cousin Stevie ♪
♪ Ain't no need to repeat it ♪
♪ Yo D-Wrek cut the beat ♪
♪ 'Cause he looked just like Conceited ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my bro Adonis ♪
♪ And man, he is doing great ♪
♪ Because right now he's on tour ♪
♪ As the Dominican Drake ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This is my brother Terrence ♪
♪ And I was looking for him, searching ♪
♪ He look just like Nick Cannon ♪
♪ Especially when he wears a turban ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my cousin Crystal ♪
♪ And you could tell how she look ♪
♪ That I wanna Russell ♪
♪ That's why her last name Westbrook ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my cousin Cheryl ♪
♪ And I really, really miss her ♪
♪ But could you please tell DJ D-Wrek ♪
that when a dime,
the dime supposed to go into the piggy bank. (laughter)
(buzzer) I was trying to tell you.
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my cousin Ashley ♪
♪ She graduated from night school ♪
♪ I always say "Jinkies" ♪
♪ 'cause she look like Velma from Scooby-Doo ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This is just my friend ♪
♪ I think his name is David ♪
♪ Please when you go to the club ♪
♪ Stop telling (beep) that we related ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my aunt and uncle ♪
♪ And they drove here from Aurora ♪
♪ After years of trying to smash ♪
♪ Urkel finally got Laura ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This is my auntie TiTi ♪
♪ And I know that she look mean ♪
♪ But man listen up ♪
♪ She can make a plate of collard greens ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
(applause)
- DJ D-Wrek, who won that game?
- I got to give that one to the red squad,
make some noise y'all!
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my brother Chris ♪
♪ And his ex-girl, her name is Venus ♪
♪ And she told me they broke up ♪
♪ Cause his nose was bigger than his penis ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This here's my cousin Tim ♪
♪ I'm excited to see maybe the only dude in the world ♪
♪ Who is whiter than me ♪
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♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This is my baby mama ♪
♪ A thottie named Kim ♪
♪ Why my baby's Asian ♪
♪ Deonte, that might be Tim's ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my cousin thug ♪
♪ And he just got released from prison ♪
♪ So ladies y'all know who to blame ♪
♪ If your purses end up missing ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ Fellas watch your back ♪
♪ Don't let these women trouble you ♪
♪ Especially old groups like 3LW ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ Might be just a bunch of dudes ♪
♪ But my sister just had a mixed daughter ♪
♪ But she didn't take a test ♪
♪ So we don't know who is the father ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ My cousins are so thick ♪
♪ That every man want to claim them ♪
♪ But fellas don't be fooled ♪
♪ They're really wearing a waist trainer ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This is my cousin Tasha ♪
♪ And y'all better stop ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm still looking for that mother(beep) ♪
♪ That tore her head up at the barber shop ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
(applause)
- It's okay, baby. It's okay, baby.
Y'all give yourselves a round of applause!
That was a hell of a game. D-Wrek, who won Family Reunion?
- Gotta say the gold team won that one, make some noise.
- Gold squad!
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my favorite homeboy ♪
♪ Who stayed smoking on that goodie ♪
♪ Give it up for New York's very own ♪
♪ Ace Boogie ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ Well this my partner, Tim ♪
♪ He tell everybody he related to Holla, ♪
♪ But don't he look like Ty Dolla Sign ♪
♪ Just minus the dollars ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my girl Tara ♪
♪ She's from Alabama ♪
♪ Don't leave your purse around her ♪
♪ 'Cause you know, she's a scammer ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my cousin's side, Tay ♪
♪ And my Damian never change ♪
♪ But this funny looking bitch ♪
♪ Looks just like Pootie Tang ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ There's my man Tyrone ♪
♪ But I need y'all to keep it on the low ♪
♪ He been hittin' for two years ♪
♪ But my daddy still don't know ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my cousin Roger ♪
♪ And he drives a mini van ♪
♪ and he got the same mustache as the logo ♪
♪ off the Pringles can ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This right here is my auntie ♪
♪ But she don't really come around ♪
♪ 'Cause she's legally blind ♪
♪ P-O-P, holding it down ♪
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
- DJ D-Wrek, come on, man.
I know that has to go to the red squad.
- Y'all found more relatives.
The red squad wins, make some noise.
- [Nick] Red squad!
That's how we do! Everybody on their feet,
we got more game to play. D-Wrek, take us out man.
- [track] Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n!