TOLD
TOLD TO
TOLD TO STAY AT HOME REALLY NOT OPPORTUNITY TO LAUGH AND TO GET SOME PERSPECTIVE. SO WE'RE
BRINGING IN COMEDIAN AND
YOUTUBE OR J.P. SEERS FOR OUR
HELP. BUT THAT ALL RIGHT, JP.
FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE STUCK AT
HOME. I'M WORKING FROM HOME.
JUST GIVE ME YOUR THOUGHTS ON
ALL OF THIS. YEAH, YOU KNOW, I
DON'T THINK I HAVE THOUGHTS ON
IT. IT'S IT'S NOT AS WEIRD AS
WE THINK. I THINK IT'S WEIRDER
THAN WE CAN THINK. OF COURSE
OUTSIDE OF ALL THE TRAGEDY FOR
SOME PEOPLE AND SOME FAMILIES
WITH THEIR HEALTH AND JOBS. ADD
IT ALL UP MAN. IT'S WEIRD TO BE
ON COMPREHEND. I THINK YEAH I
WOULD SAY THERE ARE NO WORDS TO
DESCRIBE THE TIME.
THE UNPRECEDENTED TIME THAT
WE'RE LIVING IN RIGHT NOW.
HOW'S IT GOING AT HOME? YOU AND
YOUR WIFE NOT LEAVING THE HOUSE
TOGETHER AND EVERYBODY GETTING
ALONG OK? YEAH, WE'RE GETTING
ALONG FINE. BUT I DIVORCED MY
WIFE TWO DAYS AGO AS A FORM OF
SOCIAL DISTANCING, YOU KNOW. TO
ME IT'S LIKE AN ACTIVE
PREVENTATIVE MEDICINE BECAUSE I
REALIZED LIKE OH, SHE'S A
LIVING ORGANISM. SO SHE COULD
POTENTIAL CONTRACT THE CORONA
VIRUS, THE DOWNSIDE OF THIS
MEDICAL PRACTICE. BUT I
INITIATED IT IS SHE CAN'T LEAVE
THE HOME NOW. I DIVORCED HER.
SO IT'S NOT LIKE IT IS ALL THAT
AN UNNECESSARY CONFLICT. YOU
PEOPLE REACHING OUT AND GOING
HEY, EITHER HELP ME LAUGH OR
FIND PERSPECTIVE IN ALL OF
THIS. YOU KNOW, HONESTLY, YES,
I'VE BEEN A GUEST SPEAKER IN
MANY DIFFERENT XOOM MEETINGS
NOW WHERE YOU KNOW, SO MANY
PEOPLE ARE RUNNING THEIR
EVENTS. THE ZOOM AND THEY'RE
BRINGING ME IN. I WAS JUST ON
ONE AGAIN YESTERDAY BUT THEY'RE
BRINGING ME IN TO BRING SOME
LAUGHS AND LEVITY TO WHAT
UNDOUBTEDLY IS A HAPPY
SITUATION FOR EVERYONE. SO I'M
ENJOYING IT. I'M ENJOYING BEING
ABLE TO CONTRIBUTE WHAT I CAN
CONTRIBUTE TO HELP PEOPLE LAUGH
DURING THIS STRESSFUL TIME AND
YOU KNOW, AS A EFFECT THAT I
DID TONIGHT. YOU KNOW, I'M
GOING TO DO EVERY FRIDAY UNTIL
THE CORDON TEAMS OVER I'M GOING
TO DO A LIVESTREAM COMEDY SHOW
BECAUSE I'M THINKING LIKE I
WANT TO GIVE PEOPLE A NIGHT OUT
IN THEIR OWN HOME. SO I'M DOING
EVERYTHING I CAN TO MAKE PEOPLE
LAUGH AS MUCH AS I CAN.
UNFORTUNATELY I CAN'T MAKE MY
WIFE LAUGH ANYMORE. BEING STUCK
AT HOME, SHE'S FREE ALL JOKES.
THIRTY NINE TIMES I THOUGHT YOU
GUYS POSTED A FUNNY YOUTUBE
VIDEO. OUR SHOW'S FAMILY
FRIENDLY BUT JUST KIND OF ABOUT
BEING INTIMATE DURING THE TIME
OF THE CORONA VIRUS AND YOU
ACTUALLY HAVE SOME REALLY
CREATIVE WAYS. YOU ALL CAME UP
WITH. THANK YOU HEATHER AND
WE'LL LEAVE ALL OF THEM TO
THE IMAGINATION TO BE FAMILY,
FRIENDS AND I'VE ALSO HAD TO
COME UP WITH WAYS PUT OUT
ANOTHER VIDEO ON HOW TO CREATE
TOILET PAPER SUBS TO WHEN WE
INEVITABLY RUN OUT OF TOILET
PAPER IN THIS TOILET PAPER
APOCALYPSE. SO WHAT YOU COME MY
WAY. KALE THE HEALTH CONSCIOUS
COMMUNITY HAS LONG THOUGHT OF
KALE AS A NUTRIENT DENSE FOOD
BUT ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ANYTHING
ABOUT WHAT GOOD TASTING FOOD
TASTES LIKE KNOWS THAT KALE
TASTES LIKE WHICH MAKES IT A
PERFECT MATCH FOR THE EXACT
HYGIENIC SITUATION PEOPLE HAVE
ON THEIR REAR ENDS. SO WITH
THAT WE ALSO KNOW THAT HIGH
FIBER CONTENT OF KALE GIVES IT
A STRONG STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY
THEN EVEN THE LEADING BRAND OF
ACTUAL TOILET PAPER. AND YOU
KNOW THAT'S HOW WELL I'M A MAN
OF THE PEOPLE. HEATHER SO WHEN
THE PEOPLE ARE NEED I'M OUT TO
FIND SOLUTIONS. I'M ON
THE FRONT LINES EXPERIMENTING.
YEAH. THANK YOU FOR BEING OUR
HONORARY TOILET PAPER
SUBSTITUTE GUINEA PIG. YOU'RE
WELCOME. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD
EARN LIKE THE BROWN MEDAL OF
HONOR. WHAT WOULD THAT LOOK
LIKE? WELL, THANKS FOR KEEPING
US SHOPPING THOUGH. YOU SAID
THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE EVERY
FRIDAY DOING A LIVE SHOW WORK
AND FOLKS FIND THAT. THEY'RE MY
WEB SITE AWAKEN WITH JP DOT COM
SLASH LIVE AND THEN I'LL LET
YOU CONNECT INTO MY LIVESTREAM
COMEDY SHOW WHICH I'M CALLING
FRIDAY NIGHT STILL ALIVE.
FRIDAY NIGHT STILL ALIVE. I
LIKE IT AND I WORK THINGS OUT