one winter girl superwoman and since the
beginning of time on my facebook fan
pick everyone's always been like make up
video both types of siblings and I've
always just been like no no no no no I'm
not going to do it but then today I was
all like okay I'll do it
so grab yourself some popcorn grab your
brother grab your sister so you can
point at each other this whole video and
just for good measure
grab your mom too so she can whoop you
both at the end of it are you ready
let's do it
number one they're not guilty now as per
my experience the not guilty is usually
the older sibling who is somehow born
with a get out of jail card embedded
into their butthole because no matter
what they do they ain't getting in
trouble is this just a bad thing I don't
know you tell me because when I was
younger my older sister wouldn't get
blamed for anything solely because she
was older you listen to your sister of
case you order
mom leave me won't give my laptop back
after my homework up listen to your
sister kissing no she ordered you're
such an idiot
shut up I said shut up you shut up
Lizzie
ww-when yeah hey but what kind of logic
can you imagine if our justice system
was like this in so mr. schroot face it
seems that you're being charged for
armed robbery and there's several
eyewitness accounts and video evidence
that you committed the crime therefore I
have no choice but to sentence you oh
wait one second here
it seems you that you are older than the
person you robbed well then you know
what here's your new car
ten thousand dollars no take this
McDonald's coupon day I'm here okay keep
doing a great job
number two the third parent now this
sibling is usually older than you by a
lot and let's start acting like your
homie you know like your sister from the
same mister like your brother the thumb
the same mother they act like a third
parent just always trying to convince
your parents to say no to you and when
you expect them to have your back the
most
they throw yarn to the bus oh you he you
not going okay oh my god love all my
other friends are going it's just for
five days come on I don't read again god
you're ruining my life
sis can you please tell her it'll be
fine I don't know with any parents going
oh no but there's like a group of 20
people going you'll be fine sounds
dangerous
she has a boyfriend hey Lily's boyfriend
going on the trip that's what you want
to go she snuck out two days ago
oh yeah but Lily failed Matt and she hid
her report card this - okay what she's
not even really a vegetarian she's big
max really got a speeding ticket and she
never told you her court date is in two
weeks
I found birth control in her room
oh yeah well I thought smoking yesterday
I saw her little brat I told you that
wasn't cool
shut up crackhead no no sorry I'm just
waiting at this bus stop but my sister
brought me to just oh sorry I just look
at me I'm under the bus no daddy don't
get number three the example now if you
have a sibling chances are your parents
continuously tell you we don't have
favorites we love you both the same and
that could be true or not depending on
how naive you are
but sure enough there's always that one
sibling who got better grades who's a
star child you never got in trouble and
well you never go to family parties
because it out with your friends being a
terrible child they're with their aunt
and uncle just like what up t-shirt
reference and because of this you will
constantly be reminded of all your
shortcomings then your sister did school
she got warm-ups you know hundred ten
percent bun okay that's not even
possible you cannot get 110 percent no
no party just said she's so good never
change the system ask them they said
like this and oh goody 98% God look at
this one you know when your sister your
age yet - job okay then your sister your
education yet five minutes for limit
okay
you not on phone fine made no take that
to vibrate you are number for the Brad
days as for my experience this is
usually the younger sibling who gets
everything they want because if they
don't get it they will wine and come
and throw a tantrum because the older
sibling had a five-minute phone limit
when she was 18 and the younger sibling
had an iPhone 5 at the age of 14 the
older sibling had to wear that ugly
sweater passed down from her uncle for
picture day while the younger sibling
walks into picture day wearing guru
lemon pants
Chanel sweaters Michael Kors boss just
like take my photo major evolution of
one and I'm proud to say that I am that
branch out what's up sis number six
Simba / Nala now this is more a stage
let me break it down okay even though
you can't be fight with your siblings
every single day this will inevitably
happen I'm not touching you stop it I'm
not touching you stop don't do it
you're getting married that's right Lily
from now on is just going to be you me
and daddy because one day the circle of
life is gonna continue and your older
siblings gonna get married and you're
just gonna be like this is strange
because little Simba and Nala grows up
and then has their own kids and their
own family and become some sort of adult
and you're just like you cannot be an
adult okay
you are a child you want my sister okay
you killed Mufasa nish let's stop it
stop it don't try to be all grown okay I
want to be with your child okay and come
play Nintendo with me having said all
that siblings aren't great if you're
lucky enough to have a sibling you
should definitely Church them if you're
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and one superwoman that is a wrap end
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