Kugelschreiber.
That's "pen" in English, and the difference couldn't be bigger.
So you can learn, pen is kugelschreiber.
Unfortunately I can't say it. It's sh...point, point, point.
Actually I use it very often, the problem is that
obviously in England it's a different meaning than in Germany.
In Germany, sh... is the soft version of "scheisse", so we use it all the time.
When you use it here, everyone is...
Being around my family, and actually I'm happy when I wake up every morning
still healthy and can do this wonderful job at this wonderful club.
So that makes me happy.
Bad ref decisions.
That kugelschreiber is my favourite word.
The sound after we score a goal.
The sound after the opponents score a goal.
It was the derby against Everton, when Lucas Leiva...
..shot from 25 yards, after passing here and there, everything was perfect,
and then Lucas... Woof. Yeah.
Direction ever.
Absolutely not one question I like to answer and I never enjoy the interview.
It only looks like it because I take it like it is.
I'm very... Oh, I learned the meaning of "sensible" yesterday.
I think now I can use "sensible". I'm sensible.
So I don't care!
I have to do what I have to do.
I have no issue with interviews actually.
If you ask a smart question, most of the time you get a smart answer,
and if you ask a silly question I am absolutely able to give a silly answer.
That's no problem.
The greatest ever German?
Martin Luther. Martin Luther.
Playing with these other guys together.
Yes, that's what I enjoy most.
Doing things with your best friends, that's how it started. I loved it,
and that's why I fell in love with this game. Afterwards when you become a little bit older,
and a professional football player, then it's a possibility to play in big stadiums.
OK, I never played in really big stadiums as a player, but now as a manager
I'm sometimes part of it, so I really enjoy the crowd.
My understanding of football is it's the only sport where things like...
..the last half-hour against Dortmund can happen.
Because, yeah, that's life - and football - at its best.
Can you do the Sturridge dance?
It's something like this.
You like it? I cannot stop,
when you start the Sturridge dance... Try it.
Come on, try it, you cannot stop.
The biggest influence on my career is my grandma.
She took care of me when I was young and she brought me to football every morning.