- Thank You spider-man ...
- Thank You spider-man - I thought you were dead.
YEAH, MARK RUFFALO, HUH?
MARK RUFFALO, HUH.
Hey, sorry, I'm late.
Ha-PRRRR-ppy.
- You look nice. ...
- You look nice. - Thank You.
- New dress? ...
- New dress? - Pish-posh, we needn't talk about it.
But you made a brave move in telling me the truth. ...
But you made a brave move in telling me the truth. and I...
I love you.
What just happened?
Oh, my God. That's disgusting.
- Planning a trip? - Mhm. Going to Europe.
OH, MY BUTT!!!
Let's get your passport.
Peter Parker here to pick up a passport, please.
WHAT?
Mini toothpaste. Pack your suit.
- I just want to go on my trip with my friends. ...
- I just want to go on my trip with my friends. - Oh, no! My sandwich was in there!
- Europe doesn't really need a friendly neighborhood Spiderman. ...
- Europe doesn't really need a friendly neighborhood Spiderman. - HA-HA!
Hi.
- What nice boobs you have. ...
- What nice boobs you have. - ... and therefore I have value?
Yeah, basically.
Respect women.
I just want to spend some time with MJ. I think she really likes me dude.
That reminds me of the first time i fell in love. I had just finished my coffee...
Ha-Ha-Ha. The fat guy fall on face.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
OH, MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Let's go for a ride.
Is he going to be ok like that?
He's fu*king dead, man.
I can see my house, from here. HI MOM!!!
Excuse me. Does this bus go to Intercourse, Pennsylvania?
Awesome!
Awesome, Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
That all you got?
You got gifts Parker...
YEAH, MARK RUFFALO, HUH?
NOOOOOOOO!
Okay, they're dead, all right? ...
Okay, they're dead, all right? We're not gonna be seeing them again.
... but we have a job to do.
Are you going to step up or not?
Your friends are in trouble.
What you gonna do about it?
You don't want any part of this
Your costume is amazing!
Really?
A Spider-Man, ...
A Spider-Man, A Spider-Man,
A-does whatever a spider can.
Who is that guy.
He's no spider-man. ...
He's no spider-man. Why did you say that name?
Sup, dick wad?
LANGUAGE!
Shut up or I'll break you.