Here we go baby, first game of the season!
New year, new coach, new team.
Hurricanes blow.
Wonder what the Gators excuse is gonna be this time when they lose.
Didn't we win 8 out of the last 10?
This isn't even a rivalry.
You see Michael Irvin's video?
They're starting a true freshman.
They don't have a chance.
Y'all should've started Tathan!
There we go Brevin Jordan.
Let's go Osborn!
They keep running screens, c'mon!
I wanted a touchdown, but I'l take 3.
Good series.
We're really gonna start the game with a 3-and-out?
Fake punt, ahhhhahahaha!
Tommy Townsend!
Dan Mullen is a grown man!
Screen to Toney.
Go Toney, go!
Ahhhhhhhhh!
Give the ball to Toney
...and good things happen.
Defense looks adjusted now.
Their punter has a tattoo of a cow being abducted by aliens.
This is too long of a drive.
C'mon defense, get a stop!
What is on Feleipe's face in that picture?
Are we going for it again on 4th and 1?
Of course, QB keeper.
Easy first down.
Fumble, we got it!
Scott Patchan recovered!
Turnover chain, turnover chain!
Ahhhh, ohhhhh, it looks good!
That looks clean, ohhhhhh!
Another false start!
They're playing it: move back you suck!
They fumbled again!
We got it!
Are they seriously giving the ball to Miami?
Yeahhhhh.
He had possession with two knees on the ground!
Turnover chain!
These refs are garbage!
Turnover chain!
They got a field goal out of that.
Can we convert a 3rd down?
He's got the blocks!
Go DeeJay!
Just defend the screens.
Brevin Jordan, touchdown!
Yeahhhhhh!
I didn't wait 7 months to watch the Gators play like this.
How are we even losing right now?
Up 13-7 at half, I'll take it.
We need a touchdown coming out the half, here we go.
Did we forget we have Toney?
Now we use Toney on a predictable jet sweep.
I like this Australian punter.
We might need to go back to American punters.
We're going for it on 4th and 5?
First down!
I don't care if the refs missed a false start.
Did they miss a turnover, a fumble recovery?
We ran a QB draw on 3rd and long.
Just kick the field goal.
Thank you Mcpherson.
How bad was Tate Martell that he couldn't win the starting job?
That's our ball.
He just fumbled the punt?
Let's go hahaha!!!!
You can't do that.
Touchdown Perine, let's go!!!
We had all the momentum!
Andrew Luck retired?
I had him on my fantasy team!
Lamar Miller is out for the season?
I'm not playing fantasy anymore.
Unsportsmanlike conduct?
What are you doing?
Can we tackle their running back?
DeeJay Dallas, oh my gosh!
He's still running, he's still running!
Are you serious?
It all started with the unsportsmanlike conduct.
Let's go!!!!!
Interception?
Yes!!!!!!
Why aren't we going for it on 4th down?
It's a fake, run that!
Flag.
Holding?
We just hit him late out of bounds?
They get an automatic first down?
We have no discipline!
We did all that to miss a field goal?
Ahhhhhhhh!!
He's going deep, ahhhhhh!
Josh Hammond, what a catch!
OK, Feleipe.
QB keeper, touchdown!
My heart cannot take this.
We shouldn't even be down right now.
"I do this, stop playing with me"
OK, calm down, relax.
Please, just remember how to tackle defense.
His knee was down, review that.
4th and 9 now, not 4th and 2.
We have to go for it on 4th and 9.
Let's goooo, turnover on downs!
They're just gonna run the clock out.
We're gonna lose.
What is Feleipe doing?
What is Feleipe doing???
WHAT IS FELEIPE DOING!?!?!?
Why would you throw that?
Ohhhhh!!!
Interception, what are they doing?
Why are we even throwing the ball on first down?
Look at Spurrier's face.
Same Spurrier, same.
Why would they pass?
Fumble, how do we not get the ball?
Grab the ball!
Can they fumble the ball forward like that?
We're about to win!
Chop block, now it's 1st and 25.
Move it back.
We sacked em again.
C'mon defense.
4th and 34, pass interference?
That's a pass interference.
That's a first down!
4th and 34, we're trying to lose!
This is our game.
This is our destiny.
Another pass interference!
The receiver just fell down.
And they're supposed to be DBU?
That should've been pas interference on Mallory.
Sack, finally!
Jarren you can't hold the ball that long.
Touchdown, oh I thought he had that.
There's a flag though.
Another pass interference?
This is ridiculous.
No foul, thank you.
If we lose, I'm not watching anymore football.
4th down, here we go...this is it.
It's possible, we can still do this.
Last play come on.
What kinda snap was that?
Get 'em!
Get rid of it, just throw it up.
Let's go! this was the sloppiest game I've ever seen.
A win is a win!
I'd rather be 1-0 than 0-1.
Why can't we just win, just once?
I just wanna be goo for one season.
Like every year!
Every year.
Get it together Mullen.
Feleipe, get it together.
They were trying to give us the game and we still couldn't win.
I'm done!
Almost had a heart attack five times!
It's still great to be a Florida Gator.
My heart can't take this.
It's week 0, it's not even week 1.
I'm a grown man.
Every year!