*Footsteps*
*Click*
I walk to school with my best friend
Surprise, surprise, she's late again
She's got a club she wants me in
Don't think I've ever raised a pen
I'll consider it, sure
No fan of literature
Books with less pictures than words
Leave me a little bit bored
But hey, they promised cupcakes
So it's a chance that I'll take
Four gorgeous girls await me
Okay, I think that I'll stay
Sayouri's aloof and kooky
Natsuki's sweet and cutesy
Yuri is deep and brooding
Monika's brains and beauty
There's a festival needs planning
Swear I won't leave em' hanging
So many clubs to rival us
I guess it's just the five of us...
Just the five of us
We can make it if we try
But each day that passes by
Is tearing pages from my mind
Just the five of us
No escaping if I tried
Though these maidens may seem kind
There's something going on behind
They look so sad and lonely
I sold my soul for poetry
This hell is members only
Why did I say okie doki?
*glitchy noises*
I walk to school alone again
I'm not a guy with many friends
I've got no club, I've time to spend
So I read manga, and stay in
I run into Monika
Says that I should just join her's
It's a club for books with words
But they need some more members
I say okay
I come along for just one day
But just you try to get away
Three gorgeous girls beg you to stay
*glitchy* Sayou- ri- s-s aloo- f- a- koo-
Natsuki's brutish cutesy
Yuri is too in to me
Monika's brains and beauty
It's almost festival time
Could say we're cutting it fine
The task may seem laborious
I wonder where Sayouri is?
I guess it's just the four of us
Just the four of us
We can make it if we try
But each day that passes by
is tearing pages from my mind
Just the four of us
No escaping if I tried
Though these maidens may seem kind
There's something going on behind
They looked so sad and lonely
I sold my soul for poetry
This hell is members only
Why did I say okie doki?
*glitchy noises*
Well, I'm back at school again
Monika's my only friend
Monika's my everything
My beginning and my end
Mon- i- huh...
Wait a second...
Weren't there other girls here?
No!
Monika's aloof and kooky
Monika's sweet and cutesy
Monika's deep and brooding
Monika's brains and beauty
Monika sees right through me
Monika's all that you need
I'm not an ugly guy
But I can't understand why
She'd be so utterly in love
She'd leave her club-mates to die
Monika's obsession is ominous to be honest
Omnipotent goddess
concocting demonic sonetts
I could delete her, but I never could harm Monika
So I'm trapped here forever with my harmonica
*harmonica plays*
Never thought I'd get a girl
Literally out of this world
Guess she controls the universe
Looks like it's just the two of us...
Just the two of us
In this classroom in the sky
Grimes a passion I'll just find
When enacted on A.I.
Just the two of us
Quite a drastic pickup line
Leaving characters to die
Just to guarantee you're mine
She seemed so sad and lonely
Don't think there's any hope for me
This hell is members only
Why did I say okie doki?
[Background Vocals] Why did I say okie doki?
Why did I say okie doki?
*glitchy* Why?- Say o- doki-
*Doki Doki theme music*
*music*