- My hair is curly, so I need to straighten it.
- My hair's straight, so I need to curl it.
- SHUT UP!
- Wake up.
- AAAHH!!
- Let's go, man. We're late for the charity walk.
- Okay. Hold on. I just got to do my hair.
(dramatic music)
It's perfect!
Why are we doing this again?
- To help cure the fat kids.
- From what?
- Being fat.
- Nice hair, Anthony!
- Thanks!
- Hey! What about me?
- Your hair sucks!
- Oh my God, your hair's so hot.
Can I have your number?
(faint voices)
- YEAH!!
(raucous cheering)
Oh, what the frickin' frick?
What the hell, man? How come I didn't get the medal?
- It's the hair, man. This thing has powers beyond your wildest dreams!
(harp glissando)
- Aah!
My ovaries exploded!
- How come no one likes my hair?
(crying)
- Later, loser.
- I hate my stupid hair. If I had one wish, I'd trade hair with Anthony.
- You sure about that?
- Charlie?! I thought you were dead.
- I am! I'm a f--king ghost!
- Really? (giggles)
- Just stop it, you bloody poof!
- Sorry...
- So you want to trade hair with Anthony.
- More than anything in the world!
- Kiss my ass.
- What?
- Kiss my ass and you get your wish.
- Okay.
Oh... something doesn't feel right, Charlie.
(thud)
It worked!
(Anthony screams)
What's wrong? Oh my God.
- What the hell did you do?
- I kissed Charlie's ass.
- What? Well, you better kiss his ass and reverse this crap.
My hair looks like a freaking loaf of bread.
- No, I think it's time
you learned what it's like to be an ugly abomination of Mankind. And I think it's time I did this.
(harp glissando)
- (pained scream)
But I just got new ones.
- He never needs to use conditioner. His hair is known to predict earthquakes.
- If you stroke his hair,
you orgasm. He is the sexiest man in the world.
- I don't always flip hair, but when I do, I explode ovaries.
(harp glissando)
- (groans) I hate you so much.
(dramatic aria)
- Look at that idiot's hair.
- Yeah! Let's give him a wedgie!
- Hey! Hey!
- Get him. Get him. Yeah.
- (screaming)
- Oh, we sure showed him!
- (wailing)
- So, uh...
which one of you fine ladies wants to date me?
- Look...
we only like you for your hair.
- And since your hair is so amazing,
everything else about you is dog s--t.
- Nuh-uh! She-- oh my god. Uh, well, you still want to date me, right?
- (heavy breathing)
- My eyes are down here! (sobbing)
- Charlie, I was wrong! People only like me for my stupid emo hair.
I'd give anything to have my old hair back.
- I told you not to do it, you f--king poof.
- Please, Charlie. You have to give me my old hair back.
- Fine, but first...
kiss my ghost d--k.
- What?
- What? You didn't know that's how reverse wishes work?
- (reluctant sigh)
Okay.
- Here I come.
(gunshot)
- That'll teach you not to do inappropriate things to a guinea pig's ghost.
- Now, show us on the doll where the emo kid touched you.
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click the link in the description below!
- Bitch!
- Thanks for subscribing! And don't--
- Wait, wait, hold on.
Does anyone else have any wishes they want reversed?
Hmm? Just a little kissy on my winky.
- I need to find my snowjacked family.
- What?