U.S. PRESIDENT IS HAVING HIS SIGNATURE PLACED ON I.R.S.
CHECKS GOING OUT TO PEOPLE.
IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
>> THE UNITED STATES TREASURY PROUDLY PRESENTS: THE DONALD J.
TRUMP COMMEMORATIVE CORONAVIRUS CHECK.
EACH CHECK IS EMBLAZONED WITH DONALD TRUMP'S ACTUAL SIGNATURE
AND FEATURES A DRAMATIC IMAGE OF THE PRESIDENT PUNCHING THE VIRUS
IN THE FACE.
EACH CHECK IS LOVINGLY DATED APRIL 1, IN MEMORY OF THE DATE
THE PRESIDENT ASSURED US THIS CRISIS WOULD THEIRACUOUSLY GO
AWAY.
TO COMMEMORATE EVERYTHING THE PRESIDENT DIDN'T DO.
ORDER YOUR CORONAVIRUS CHECK, SIGNED BY DONALD TRUMP, TODAY.
>> PLEASE ALLOW 8-10 WEEKS FOR DELIVERY OR LONGER IF HIS HAND
CRAMPS UP.
>> IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."