- So how do you guys know each other?
- So, we met playing parkour. Do you know what parkour is?
- I've heard of it, but I don't know it like a pro, like you.
- The base definition is to get from one place to the other
in the fastest time possible.
- All right. I have to see some of these moves.
- You're going to twist to get that momentum.
Bend down. Kick up. Swap your leg.
- Spin. Down. Hiyah. - I like the execution, too.
- That was great. - Was that parkour?
- Oh, that's parkour. You got it.
- Yeah. I can do parkour, baby.
- You know, parkour's actually derived from the French phrase
"parcours de combattant,"
which means obstacle course.
- Interesting. What else did a Google search you did
15 seconds ago tell you about parkour?
- That's about as far as I got.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Which is further than Carly got on the Spanker Planks.
- Maybe Luke's more into parkour than she is.
- Surely looks that way, as he clears the planks.
But, gets his Tumbler tossed.
- It's a lot less impressive when they aren't allowed
to edit their own videos.
- Big Balls.
- Parkour Luke skywalking across the Big Balls.
- Ooh-whee.
- That looked like it hurt a lot.
- John, is there this much falling in parkour?
I feel like there shouldn't be this much falling.
- Well, a lot of parkour is what those
in the free-running community call,
"falling with style,"
which Luke does here on the Body Blender.
- Stay on it. - Oh, wow.
- He has the moves.
- You ain't going to take me down.
Oh, shoot.
- And that's what we in the comedy community call "irony."
- Yeah, he ate his words there. - I see Camille.
- I love you. - Oh.
Shamelessly flirting with one of the hosts
while your teammate gets pounded by an obstacle
is not a good look, Luke.
- Hardcore Parkour use their street skills to finish
at a pretty impressive 6 minutes and 25 seconds.
- Hardcore Parkour. Hardcore. - Who's next?
- Cheers.
- This is Leslie and John. Their perfect day
consists of beachin', boozin', and bangin',
- They do seem to enjoy day drinking.
- Right. The drink. Yes, they love that, too.
[horn toots] - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Wipeout, Wipeout, Wipeout. Wipeout.
I'm Leslie. - And I'm John.
- Gnarly. - Totally.
- John and I met at the beach.
We've been dating about 16 years.
Have a quarter-dozen kids.
That's three.
We are experts at drunk yoga.
I thought why don't we just do some moves
while we're out in the water,
and see how far we could push ourselves.
Drunk.
- I prepared for "Wipeout" by doing absolutely nothing.
- Beach John across the Spanker Planks.
Ooh-hoo.
- Luckily, nothing cures a hangover
like a dunk in a mud pit.
- Leslie must have her beer goggles on,
because he is drenched.
- The Tosser Tumbler just bounced John
right out of this establishment.
But that hair flip was pretty sexy.
Let's play that back and slow it down.
Oh, yeah.
- John looks like the kind of dad that enjoys yacht rock.
Hit it, guys.
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- Oh my God.
You killed Kenny... Loggins.
What the hell is that?
- Let's just move on
and never speak of this again.