LET'S GET STRAIGHT INTO THE HEADLINES.
ACCORDING TO A RECENT REPORT, DONALD TRUMP HAS ALREADY RAISED
MORE THAN $100 MILLION FOR HIS 2020 REELECTION CAMPAIGN.
>> BOO!
>> James: THAT'S TRUE, OVER $100 MILLION.
IN FACT, TRUMP HAS RAISED SO MUCH MONEY THIS TIME, HE SAYS HE
MIGHT NOT EVEN NEED THE RUSSIANS.
$100-MILLION.
THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMETHING WITH TRUMP'S NAME ON IT HASN'T
DECLARED BANKRUPTCY YET.
AND THIS IS TRUE, OVER A HALF A MILLION DOLLARS OF THAT MONEY
HAS ALREADY BEEN SPENT ON MAKING MORE OF TRUMP'S RED MAKE AMERICA
GREAT AGAIN HATS.
YEAH, THOSE ARE JUST THE ONES FOR KANYE.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: BUT IT IS A LOT OF
MONEY.
AS A COMPARISON, THE LAST FIVE PRESIDENTS HADN'T RAISED ANY
MONEY BY THIS POINT IN THEIR FIRST TERM.
ALTHOUGH THAT COULD BE BECAUSE THE LAST FIVE PRESIDENTS WERE
ALSO BUSY, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY BEING PRESIDENT.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: IN OTHER TRUMP
NEWS, YESTERDAY A FEDERAL JUDGE THREW OUT
STORMY DANIELS' DEFAMATION LAWSUIT AGAINST DONALD TRUMP.
THE JUDGE ALSO ORDERED DANIELS TO PAY TRUMP'S LEGAL FEES.
SO, OF COURSE, THE PRESIDENT WAS GRACIOUS ABOUT HIS LEGAL
VICTORY.
I'M KIDDING, HE GLOATED ABOUT IT ON TWITTER, HE MISSPELLED STORMY
DANIELS' NAME, AND HE CALLED HER A HORSEFACE.
I'M NOT JOKING.
HERE'S THE TWEET.
THERE'S HER LAST NAME MISSPELLED.
IT SHOULD BE I-E-L-S.
AND TRUMP SHOULD KNOW THAT FROM THAT TIME HE WROTE HER A CHECK
FOR $130,000.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: LOOK AT THIS AGAIN,
AND HERE HE IS CALLING HER A "HORSEFACE."
AS YOU MAY RECALL, STORMY DANIELS RECENTLY SAID THAT TRUMP
HAD A TOAD PENIS.
NOW TRUMP SAYS SHE HAS A HORSEFACE.
IS IT JUST ME, OR ARE THERE STILL SPARKS THERE?
YOU KNOW?
YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS MAY HAVE BEEN A DEFAMATION LAWSUIT
BETWEEN STORMY DANIELS AND DONALD TRUMP, BUT AFTER HEARING
THE DETAILS ABOUT THEM BEING TOGETHER, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD
BE THE ONE GETTING THE GAG ORDER.
(GAGGING) MOVING ON.
IN ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS, ACCORDING TO NEW RESEARCH, HEAT WAVES AND
DROUGHT BROUGHT ON BY CLIMATE CHANGE COULD DAMAGE THE BARLEY
CROP SUPPLY, LEADING TO A DRAMATIC SHORTAGE OF BEER.
JUST WHEN THINGS HAD STARTED LOOKING UP FOR BRETT KAVANAUGH.
BUT COME ON, IF THIS ISN'T A WAKE-UP CALL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
IS.
WE NEED TO STOP CLIMATE CHANGE AND WE NEED TO STOP IT NOW.
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ONE THING FOR SURE.
I AM NOT WATCHING THE NEXT WORLD CUP WITH A PINT OF DOCTOR
PEPPER.
I WILL NOT!
AND WE HAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS.
SNAPCHAT HAS JUST INTRODUCED A NEW SERIES OF SELFIE FILTERS,
DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR CATS.
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MAKES UP FOR THE WHOLE CLIMATE CHANGE THING.
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IT'S PERFECT FOR YOUR LITTLE FRIEND WHO HAS NINE LIVES, AND
YOU, A PERSON WHO HAS NONE.
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AND FINALLY, THE INTERNET WAS OBSESSED WITH THIS NEW ITEM.
THE FASHION BRAND FENDI HAS JUST RELEASED A PINK SHAWL WITH
A FUR TRIM THAT LOOKS LIKE...
WELL, YOU BE THE JUDGE.
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THAT SNAPCHAT CAT FILTER ALSO WORKS ON THIS THING.
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IS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE IN THE REGULAR STYLE OR BRAZILIAN.
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EVERYBODY, BUT SOME PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE IT.
I HEAR TRUMP HAS ALREADY GRABBED A BUNCH OF THEM.
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