Oh my gosh!
Goodness me!
That's banging.
So nice.
Alrighty!
Today we have some Taco Bell for you to try.
I've never had Taco Bell.
We had some American friends introduce Taco Bell to us,
And it was an eye-opening experience.
So we have come as their ambassadors to introduce it to you.
They converted us to full-blown “Bell-heads.”
That's a great name!
Yeah.
I've heard the stories about Taco Bell.
You end up on the toilet.
First up, Crunchy Taco Supreme.
What's in it?
Looks like lettuce.
Salad, salsa.
There's so much veg, where's the meat?
Does look good.
It's like simple but really nice.
Yeah.
I'm gonna start going to Taco Bell now.
Okay.
That's actually very nice.
Yeah?
The meat is wonderful.
Okay, you like that.
It's not that bad.
It is that bad.
Okay, okay.
They filled it to the brim with vegetables.
And there's like a tiny thin strip of meat in the bottom.
It's really, really nice.
Fantastic.
He's only two bites in.
That's a great second bite.
The top bite is just salad, isn't it?
Yeah.
It tastes like what I would imagine it to taste like.
You know how you have pasta and mince, without the pasta.
So it's just tasting mince.
Nah it tastes like mince with crunch.
Yeah.
I could eat a lot of those.
Yeah, you could eat a lot of those.
Yeah, just plow straight through.
It doesn't even feel like filling at all,
Because it's in a small portion, it's like a snack.
I'm gonna have two more bites than that.
Two, that's risky. Is it gonna stay together?
It did.
Wow.
That's an expert taco eater there.
I feel like we're commentating on gymnastics.
Like I'm gonna hold up a 10.
He's gone all in.
Finished that off.
We've got like six more items for you to try.
I'm ready.
The next item is what converted me and Josh to being “Bell-heads.”
This is the Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
The CGC.
Well, that's not a name.
That's what the Bell-heads call it.
Okay, it's like pita bread.
It's a double layer.
There's a taco in a taco.
Yes.
That's banging.
Yeah.
So nice.
Yeah, that's a nice one.
Yeah.
I like the sauce.
What sauce is that?
Gordita sauce?
What is Gordita mean?
Maybe it's the guy who made it.
Maybe.
Or lady. Gordita sounds like a lady.
It does sound like a lady.
Okay, does it?
Well done Gordita, it's lovely.
Lovely.
It doesn't look very appetising, but as soon as you taste it it's nice.
Can you feel yourselves becoming Bell-heads?
What?
Too early to tell.
What heads?
That's good.
I might actually get that as a snack if I could.
Right.
That's actually scrumptious.
The combination.
Scrumptious.
Yes.
That is really good.
That is amazing.
I can have like three of these.
You think you can smash like three of them.
This is the best thing so far.
Okay.
Excellent.
We've only had two things but still.
It's only the second thing.
Still high praise.
Okay well you should probably have a drink.
This is a Taco Bell exclusive Baja Blast.
Blimey.
It's green.
This looks like a potion.
This is when you go to the dentist.
Yeah.
And you have that drink you swish around your mouth.
Yes!
This is the swishing drink.
Tastes better.
Tastes better than a dentist drink.
That is class, that is lovely.
That is really nice.
Okay.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Happy with that.
Oh wow.
It's just like really refreshing,
Which is nice in this heat.
You know in the cinema when you get like slushies.
Yeah, the slushies, bro.
It tastes like the slushies.
Without the extra ice.
What flavour is it?
What is it?
Baja blast.
What even is that?
They took some Baja and they blasted it into it.
What's Baja?
Look, we ask the questions, okay?
You get blasted by Baja.
Finished your drink?
Nearly.
I know...
Oh, good man, Theo.
Look at that, you polished that off already.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, do you wanna donate your Baja Blast?
No.
I’m keeping this.
Oh, he's holding on.
I'm finishing this.
100%
You can save it to have with the rest of the Taco Bell.
Next up...
He's going for one more bite.
Oh, straight from the bottom!
Yeah, that's what you have to do.
That's where all the goodness is.
Okay, okay.
Sneaked an extra bite before we move on.
That is incredible.
It was like a farewell kiss.
This is the Chalupa Supreme.
Why is everything supreme?
Not spicy, is it?
None of them is too spicy.
Is that cheese in there?
Yes, everything in there, mate.
Americans love their cheese.
I think that's safe to say, yeah.
This one looks like homemade, doesn't it?
Ooh, a little bit more.
This one might fall apart, this one I reckon.
Okay, yeah, good point.
Woah!
Oh, you called that.
I'm not a fan of the bread.
I think it’s too thick.
It's the best part.
You like the bread?
It's crispy.
Is it fried?
I think it's a deep fried tortilla.
The wrap is soft,
So when you bite into it, it's nice and chewy.
I love this one as well.
Yeah, it's good.
Wow, we've got a proper Bell-head on our hands.
Hitting out the park every time.
I don't know what to say really.
Like the first bite was nice,
The second bite was terrible,
The third bite was nice.
I think it averages out about like a 6.5.
I'd say that's pretty good description of eating a taco.
Right?
You get like all meat and then you get all bread.
Then you just get vegetables and bread.
Yeah, it's a rollercoaster ride.
I need more cheese.
Okay.
More sauce as well.
Okay.
The other one had loads of sauce, loads of cheese.
And with the Baja Blast, does it improve it?
What? They dip it in?
No, no, no.
Oh.
Makes it worse.
It makes it worse.
Not a fan.
Next up, the Crunchwrap Supreme.
Ooh.
Why is everything supreme?
Yeah, why is everything supreme?
Oh my gosh!
That is like a fat pancake.
Goodness me.
You seen anything like that before?
I have not.
Oh, calzone.
I love a calzone.
It's a Mexican calzone.
Just shove it in, doesn't have to look beautiful.
I mean, I'm not entirely comfortable with that comparison.
You play catch with this.
It's basically a frisbee burrito.
I was just thinking, what if you threw this at someone.
This would be a good weapon.
A good weapon?!
Yeah, Throw it.
Cheese comes out, meat comes out, everything.
Wow.
Not a fan at all.
Okay.
A lot of different flavours.
I love this one.
Every single one!
He loves this one as well.
I love Taco Bell.
This is not it.
It's lying.
It's not crunch, it's not supreme.
Oh, it's a lie.
Shots fired.
Frisbee shaped lie.
I'd rather throw it like a frizbee than eat it.
Get it out of here.
It's nice. It's just all bread though isn't it?
Yeah, that was our problem.
That was what we thought.
Lots of bread there,
And when you get past the taste of bread you hit lettuce.
It's really upsetting.
It's actually really upsetting.
What does it taste like?
It's the same thing in a different thing.
Damn it, he's figured it out.
The guys at Taco Bell are panicking.
He's got our formula!
If I was blindfolded.
Yeah.
You'd think it's the same thing?
I think I'm eating the same thing.
Over and over again.
Next up, something quite simple.
Cheese roll-up.
Yeah, cheese roll-up.
Cheese roll-up?
Is that literally what it's called?
That looks so depressed.
It doesn't look amazing.
This is gonna be fun.
Disappointing, immediately.
Oh!
I don't see how people are paying for this.
You can make this yourself. It's just cheese and some tortilla wrap.
No, that’s going straight on the floor.
Wow, outrage there.
As a snack it's good.
Okay.
But if you get this to eat, it's not going to fill you up.
You could take it or leave it.
I'll take it but...
Okay.
I love cheese.
Fantastic.
You're not a fan?
Is it just cheese in these?
It's a blend of three different cheeses.
They sell it off well.
Yeah.
And I could do this on my own.
I could make a cheese company, sell everything in cheese.
That might be a business idea.
Taco Bell is a multi-billion dollar company.
Last up we've got a little dessert for you guys.
My dibs are on cheesecake.
That is not cheesecake.
Is that a dessert?
This is the stuff that you get in packaging.
Styrofoam.
Is it cinnamon? It's gotta be cinnamon innit.
That's crunchy.
That's nice.
I love this, cinnamon.
I know he's gonna like this because he's addicted to cinnamon.
But this is just...
He's already had three!
This is amazing!
It looks like DNA.
DNA it does a bit.
You need to add some milk to it. It will become like cereal.
Interesting!
These should exist in England.
I know.
You can't get these.
You can't go to Tesco's for this can you?
You cannot get these in a supermarket. No absolutely not.
They should sell these in every single shop like crisps.
Every single shop.
I disagree.
Just walk into H&M, just get some cinnamon twists.
Opticians, cinnamon crisps.
I don't like it.
Okay, split decision.
Cool.
He takes them.
Okay.
I'm a Bell-head after this one.
That's been a little taste of Taco Bell.
I'm a burger fan, but I really like that.
The wraps are a bit mid.
Okay.
But the dessert's nice.
Okay.
And the drinks are nice.
You're there for the Baja blast.
Take me to Baja.
Okay.
I don't have to eat the school lunch now.
A lot better than the school lunch.
Out of 10? What do you think?
I'd say like eight and a half.
Wow. Eight and a half.
Strong.
Yeah,some of the food is quite nice and it's like very inventive,
Like the big burrito wrap.
I'm a proper Bell-head.
I wouldn't call myself a Bell-head.
Nah