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Hello, and welcome to this edition of...
(Together) MT News.
I'm Veronica Merrell.
-And I'm Vanessa Merrell, and you're watching
(Together) MT News.
Due to popular demand, we are bringing the show back!
-On this show, we talk about
(Together) the news.
Lately, in the news, this guy has been everywhere.
So, you already know all the details...
We don't need to discuss it!
-There was a recent photoshoot with Calvin Klein
and the Kardashians.
And in the photoshoot, you see Kylie Jenner
wrapped in a blanket.
This was because she was FREEZING on set.
We can't believe that Calvin Klein
is making these models work in freezing conditions.
Please, Calvin Klein, make your conditions warmer,
so the models don't have to cover themselves with blankets in your photos.
Someone is suing the Merrell Twins!
We have Nancy, on the scene, with the story.
Nancy, are you there?
Thanks girls.
Yes, it is true, someone is suing the Merrell Twins.
I'm with the MT news crew and we're standing outside
of the person's house, who is suing the Merrell Twins.
We're gonna ask them a few questions like,
"Why are they doing this?"
"What reason?"
"How much?"
Oh, it sounds like they're coming outside right now.
We're gonna show who it is- -Hey! HEY!
-Why you- why you filming here?
-This is MY HOUSE, and I do not give you permission
to interview me.
-But I will do the interview.
Rose Rosenblitz?
*Rose gasps*
-That is me.
-Yes, it is me. (Nancy) Why?
Why is it that I always interview you?
-I don't know, why is that?
I'm supposed to be interviewing you!
-Okay. Interview me!
'Kay... why are you suing the Merrell Twins?
-I am SUING the Merrell Twins for multiple reasons.
-The #1 reason is because...
I got in a car accident with them.
If you watched the last episode of MT News,
They hit my car, and my cat Jeremy got whiplash.
And he STILL has whiplash!
So I'm suing them for that.
And I am also suing them because I haven't been in
ANY vid- Can I have this? *yanks microphone*
I haven't been in ANY videos of the Merrell Twins.
(Nancy) Excuse me- (Rose) In over-
-Something days.
I forgot how many days, but I counted and
it was A LOT!
Like, 4000!!!
You're suing them for $4000?
*Rose scoffs*
*Rose scoffs again*
I am suing them...
For... 2.73 million dollars!
Because they also...
Bullied...
My cat...
Jessica.
How did they bully your cat Jessica?
*struggles to not break character*
*Rose sniffles*
*inaudible sounds of crying*
They bullied her.
By...
O-one time,
Veronica...
I saw her at the park when I was walking Jessica.
A-and...
I said, "Hi Veronica!"
And she said,
*shows what Veronica did*
She did that to me.
And then said hi to Jessica.
It was...
Really sad day for Jessica.
So, let me get this straight,
you are suing the Merrell Twins because
you are not in their videos anymore.
Haven't been in over a year.
-Right.
And because they were mean to your cat, Jessica.
-That, AND...?
They wrecked your car. That's right, -MY CAR! Uh huh!
'Cause I was there for the interview. -You INTERVIEWED me.
-Yes, I am suing the Merrell Twins because...
My mic!
-Oh.
-Okay.
-Fine, then.
-It is YOUR interview.
-But I would like to say one more thing.
About the Merrell Twins.
-I think they need to hire...
A new news journalist.
*Nancy gasps*
*Mic falls*
Back to you, girls.
Thanks, Nancy.
Speaking of the Merrell Twins.
They have a new series coming out called:
(Together) "Where is My Romeo?"
Coming out on Febuary 12th, 13th, and 14th.
Ending on Valentine's Day.
Three episode series to look forward to-
#WhereIsMyRomeo?
Look forward to it in the near future.
-Wow, I am super excited to see what it's about.
Me too!
-So let's move on to our next segment with
Jenny, with the weather!
-Jenny!
-What is the weather today?
(Jenny) Thanks, girls.
Today's weather's gonna be:
Hoooooooooooooooooot.
Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold.
Annnnnnnnd...
Raiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny.
Soooooooooooooooooomewheeeeeeeere.
Jenny...
Are you okay?
I-
I just want my segment to be longer,
it's always so short!
Well, if you want a longer segment,
we can give you like, 30 seconds? -Yeah.
Go ahead, do whatever!
Yeah, sure, 30 seconds! Okay, um...
*stuttering*
It's... gonna be...
Hot, cold, and rainy- I did my hair today!
(In a small voice) Do you like it?
I didn't PLAN for this!
Would you like to introduce the next segment?
Oh, um... sure, yeah!
I can do the in- I can introduce the next segment.
Even though I still want mine to be a little longer, but okay!
Um...
And here's Britney! With the sports update!
Oh!
Hi! Britney here!
So I am at a hospital right now
and I will tell you in a second why.
But, first things first, let's get onto the sport segment!
There have been lots of sports in the past year
and many teams have won,
and many teams have lost.
And in the future there will be plenty of more games
if you missed out on some of them.
So the reason I'm here at the hospital
is because Cristiano Ronaldo got hurt.
He got a cut on his face
from playing in one of the games
and was bleeding a lot.
So I've gone to every single hospital
to look for him.
And there is still...
No sign of Cristiano Ronaldo!
Back to you, girls.
Thanks, Britney, with the amazing sports update.
Kim and Kanye West have welcomed a new child
into the world.
This child is given the name Chicago West.
What do you think about that name?
Think it's a great name.
Should I name my child after the place where I'm from?
Sure. -Missouri Merrell?
Actually, Missouri sounds too close to "misery".
I gotta rethink that one.
I'll get back to you later on that!
Other news, does the initials "J.B."
ring a bell to you?
Not this J.B.
Nor this J.B.
But, this J.B!
The Jonas Brothers!
They are having a comeback!
*Veronica squeals* OH MY GOD!!!
*Screams*
They are??? *Continues squealing*
I love them!!!
Well, it's RUMOURED that they are having a comeback
because they have reactivated their Instagram.
*Veronica faints*
Now, let's move on to the new segment on MT News
called... "Fashion Updates with Petunia"!
Petunia?
Hello, my name is Petunia, and you're watching
"Fashion is my Passion" segment with yours truly,
Petunia!
Today we are going to be learning how to turn
everyday items into fashion.
So I have my wonderful model with me.
Emily!
She's going to be modelling things that I'm going to
give her to wear.
So if you have extra blankets laying around,
you can use 'em for fashion!
Like, I have this random Dora blanket
laying around my house.
Oh, wow, what do I do with it?
I don't know, I don't want to throw it away-
Well, you can use it as a wrap.
And keep yourself warm.
In the winter.
The cold winter.
Show it off, please.
See, look, fabulous!
And you got that high collar.
It's so fashionable.
Everyone's going to love it
and compliment you.
The second everyday item you can use is
these leaves.
You can make a fashionable Fall look
by putting them in your hair.
As if you've freshly...
Been rolling around in the leaves.
And there you go.
You have a fashionable leaf crown on your head.
The last everyday item you can use for fashion
is a trash bag.
I, in fact, showed the Merrell Twins
for their "Trashy" video
that they can use trash as fashion.
Like this.
You do this...
Make sure you get all the air out.
Move the hair.
Around...
And make it like a scarf.
There. And then you have a fashionable scarf
around your neck.
Thank you so much for tuning in to
"Fashion is my Passion" with Petunia!
Thank you Emily for being my model.
Back to you, girls!
Thanks, Petunia, for that amazing advice.
That concludes this edition of
(Together) MT News.
I'm Veronica Merrell,
and I'm Vanessa Merrell.
Remember kids,
your pets only love you because you give them food.
When I was younger, I was scared of quicksand,
snakes, and the boat scene from Willy Wonka.
What I am scared of now,
is still... the boat scene from Willy Wonka.
(News music)
MT News is a terrible news show!
I didn't learn anything!
What's the weather today gonna be?
They all kind of look the same...
Is it just me?
That concludes this edition of
(Together) MT News!
I'm Veronica Merrell,
I'm Vanessa Merrell.
We have five bars!
Sorry. I meant "jars".
Of what?
Marshmallow fluff.
*laughs*
We have five jars of Marshmallow fluff
sitting in our pantry right now.
If the first cat that ever went to the moon
can get recognition, so can you.
I'm Veronica Merrell.
And I'm Vanessa Merrell.
We played all the characters in this episode,
if you did not know.
Mike, Mike, bungee!
*laughs*
I'm Veronica Merrell.
And I'm Vanessa Merrell.
I'm wearing sweatpants.
And so is she.
And I'm...
in love... with... fish.
Thanks, Petunia, for that amazing advice!
Yes, thank you!
That wrup-
*groans* Sorry.
And I'm Vanessa.
Remember kids,
to not hold your close-
What? Sorry.
Oh, right.
Mmhmm. Okay. Let's get on with it, come on!
Can you say your name?
You know my name.
*coughs*
My name is-
*bursts out laughing*
I am suing the Merrell twins for multiple reasons.
*clears throat*
I am suing them for #1:
... They took my tacos!
*laughing*
What? Why are you guys laughing?
Because I haven't been in ANY of their videos
since the 1 MILLION video.
*pauses*
I am also- *laughs*
*wheezing and spluttering*
We'll see who it is.
*coughs* Gimme that.
*laughing again*
(Paul) Gosh dang it, that was so funny!
It sounds like they're coming outside right now.
We'll tell you who it is, live!
*misses mic completely*
*giggling*
*some wheezing in background*
*uncontrollable laughter*
*Paul guffawing in background*
(Paul) Oh my gosh, how does that even happen?
(Paul) How does that even happen?
*more laughing*
*can't stop*
I was-
-is that I haven't been in ANY videos...
Since 2008!
Um, I don't think that's correct,
because, um, I think it was-
*cracks up again*
-Merrell twins for?
I am SUING the Merrell twins for...
one- *loses it again* - point...
*more silent laughter*
*some stomping*
*silent wheezing*
I like cats and that's a known fact,
but I bet y'all didn't know that I can rap!
That was my line in my song...
*clears throat*
*chokes* Sorry.
Takes a lot for me when I sing-
*hacks violently*
Back to you, girls.
They're watching this?
Veronica and Vanessa,
YOU OWE ME BIG TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! -OKAY, BACK TO YOU, GIRLS!
*chuckles*
I think I- Oh!
Nessa!
I think the first time- -NESSA??
I am Rose Rosenblitz.
I am fighting you to the DEATH!
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