What is the worst movie you've ever seen [no]?
I'm not talking about grown-ups - or transformers - I mean a movie so [bad] so fundamentally broken that leaves a pit in your stomach
[comics] you feel frustrated [and] angry Beyond any reasonable measure. This is a question. I've been asking myself for a while
I think it's about time to do something about it
So I've pulled up the list of the bottom 100 lowest rated movies on IMDb
And I'm going through them one by one to find the worst movie ever welcome to the search for the worst
I Know I've already done this joke before you have to admit is much more fitting now. This is the one that broke me
I've just been walking around laughing about nothing. [it's] not even to do with the movie. I just keep laughing for no reason [yeah]
ha ha ha
While I was watching this movie many different thoughts came to me such as why am I doing this I could be helping needy people
But instead, I'm watching baby geniuses.
I'm also kind of hungry right now. What should I have for lunch?
Maybe I should boil one of those fake hot dogs made a real dog. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do that. [I]
Think it's fair to [say] that this film is so bad that I died while watching it
Not only does it reflect a complete lack of any sort of knowledge, and how a movie should be made
But it's also a very typical example of what a bunch of rich corporate suits. Think a kids movie should be you know
I'm starting to question whether this is even a kids movie at all perhaps
It's a horribly dark metaphor for our we warp ourselves as we grow up and lose our innocence
Well, maybe it's prodding at the social construction of how we view adoption and cultural norms and children although
[I] have to admit it was quite random and law when that man got hit in the willy and made a funny face
[the] point is I'm fucking sick and tired of these God-awful kids movies
They get away with being hot trash because people defend them by saying oh, it's just a kids movie
It's not many for you. You're not supposed to like it. We know. I say to that. It's a load of bullshit
There are so many great kids movies out there were real hot enough it bought into them that also double up as [well-made] movies that
person of any age can enjoy
Why don't we demand better from this sort of crap in fact this is actually a bad movie to show [children] because Ashley
Encourages and supports the number of bad habits that no immature child should ever be shown at all but more on that later
I honestly can't believe this especially [right] after watching the last airbender, [but] I think this might actually be the worst movie
I've ever seen yeah, I'm serious. So what makes it so bad
well
Let's find out the movie opens and starts with a scene that makes me want to drown myself in my own feces sylvester is escaped
We're a bunch of baby
scientists or
Something chase a baby through a maze for some reason I guess because the baby [boo-boo] managed to escape from the expertly crafted baby holding
Facilities then the highly trained bodyguards get their asses kicked by two-year-old which I guess is funny because they don't usually do that
Well do they I don't really know many two-year-olds and luckily for baby [Booboo]
Christopher Lloyd blocks the exit [because] he happens to be waiting there [for] his paycheck. I mean he's waiting for baby Boo-Boos
So he can stop him have you noticed a correlation between Christopher lloyd and the search [for] the worst?
Because I have this isn't the first or even second appearance in a fucking awful movie
I've looked at before food fight Yugi loves and now baby geniuses. [what] is this guy doing? [oh]? Well? I guess he just loves money
so for the next six hours they explain why they have
Babies captured and held in Little cells apparently babies [are] actually incredibly smart for the first two years [of] their life
But we just can't comprehend their intelligence
as the fucking
Stupidest thing they even speak [an] ancient language only they can understand and also write symbols that we are supposed to think of gibberish
baby scribbles
But is actually a secret form of communication what a novel Cleverly written idea
Except for the fact that it's the fucking
Stupidest thing I bet they mentioned that one of the test babies has a twin brother who he can never meet
because something might happen if they do you know I can't wait for someone who's really into the
baby geniuses
law to correct me on why I'm wrong about all of this and that [I] can't be taken seriously because I'm not invested in the
[Backstory] like on the bionicle episode
So [peter] [mut] Nicole and his wife who are called lady for now
Or at some kind of baby genius convention from I can remember they don't really explain what they do
Why they're holding some kind of crazy press conference looking thing except for the fact that they love babies
We love babies. I guess because baby is in the title of the movie and they needed an excuse to have talking two-Year-Olds
Which I mean is a fantastic idea on paper
I'll give them that there are so many opportunities for burgos 90 [diaper] [Glue] [Glue] jokes and Dicksmack jokes as well
I get shown around some kind of amusement park for some reason and all my
Fuckin Christ
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that? [why] is it here? Oh great now? I've lost my [train] of thought
something about babies
Holy Fuckin Cabbie only reasons weird scene is in the movie so they can go back there for the action-packed
Climax to show a bunch of Horrible violence
Okay, so this is really bizarre for the next 10 minutes or so Christopher Lloyd and Kathleen Turner
Go around and look at their captured baby prisoners who they've presumably been
Experimenting on but this is some concept art from the movie. I especially like the creepy head device that analyzes the captive children's brains wait
What the fuck who is this movie [even] for the weirdness of this movie only really clicked for me when lady?
Later in the movie calls up the police and lies about a bomb threat in an amusement park [at] [1-1]
You know that baby [core] building in there?
Has proved to me that this movie isn't really suitable for [children] no seriously and this isn't even the only weird thing
But we'll talk about those when [we] get to them after Peter look Nicole
weirdly records a bunch of babies with a camcorder
[one] of the twins who was captured breaks out the creepy baby testing facility and has let loose out on the town
Here's a little tip bit for you get this this is actually 35 minutes into the movie
I don't really know what fills that time or why it took so long to put all the pieces of the intricate plot in place
But we still don't even have a main character really or any plot at all
things literally
just happen scenes advance without anything linking them the structure is and then this happens and
Then this happens, and then this happens. It's truly mind-boggling how broken this movie is
So after the two-year-old sits in the middle of a booming road for a bit he goes into an alleyway and is
assaulted by a homeless person
Oh my God, that is scary that
[was]
[generally] creepy. Why did he do that? He cleans baby booboo with a cloth says he'll take care of him
I'm Gonna take root. Hey
But gets ben to death by the baby genius a very appropriate scene for a movie [called] baby geniuses
Which is a pG by the way meaning he requires parental guidance, baby geniuses [the] comedy
crime
Family movie
requires parental
Guidance just
[let] that sink in for a bit so baby booboo goes back into town roaming the streets, but then he comes across another, baby
Who he asks for help?
another very appropriate scene for a movie called
Baby geniuses [did] I mention that this is a kids movie?
Called baby geniuses. [this] is close to food fight in it's inappropriate and Bizarre tone it warms
My heart the way you love my raisins tough guy
baby Boo-boo sneaks into a shopping center at night and because they had no idea how to advance the next scene he tries on a
Bunch of clothes because babies don't normally do that
And that's funny they even go to the effort to digitally impose the kids face onto someone else's body for a particularly
Atrocious and unfunny dance sequence then because movie he winds up in a play area and conveniently meets his twin brother
Who he was not supposed to meet otherwise something might happen
Nothing happens except a bunch of grown adults kidnap a baby and shove it into a bag and no one bats an eye
there's just something weird to me about like adults just sort of
Picking up kids, and you know putting them in bags and stealing them. I don't know if that's just me
I don't know if it's just me that gets uncomfortable from seeing that but I
Guess it's in a fun. Goofy kids movie. That's really innocent
Let's teach them. They're being taken away by [people] is nothing to be scared of it's just a little bit goofy and fun
They're not gonna do anything now. It's one of those [classic] Switcheroo scenarios
We're the bad guys kidnapped the wrong twin or something okay?
We can just fast for the next 20 minutes because quite frankly shit all happens. You know this is actually kind of amazing
I'm desperately trying to describe. What is happening?
And why but I can't not because I'm a fucking idiot, but because nothing happens in this movie
They try to trick you [and] distract you with cute, baby antics
But it's so shallow that you see through it in a matter of seconds slow down
Can't well. Maybe I am just a fucking [idiot] who can't comprehend the complex structure [of]
Baby geniuses in the next scene a couple of people get violently smashed in the cock
That's all there's some kind of poorly executed training montage which actually ends with him giving up instead opting to go with [the] classic
hypnotizing Routine
huh, now wiggle
a very appropriate scene for a movie [called] baby geniuses
so they use the now hypnotized guy to drive to the place where the other babies are being held [hostage] or [something] we have a
Vitally important day Danny. Oh why is this so needlessly contrived?
It's called fucking baby geniuses for Christ's sake right
So fucking finally there's a painful ending fight scene which feels completely out [of] place and is unintentionally scary because of horrible robotic
Baby, and scary clown monster then the movie ends fuck you well a [no] you need to know about this part
Okay for seemingly. No reason at all lady
You remember her right? [you] know that really fleshed out character. We really know a lot about over the course of the movie
Well we find out that she was fucking
adopted
Which gives her the motivation to punch evil woman because she didn't want to punch her before because she thought that [she] was her sister
There we go now we can end. [oh] wait
No
There is one more fucking moronic thing that's movie decides to do as if being an hour and 45 minutes isn't bad [enough] the last
Five minutes or so a completely pointless montage of scenes
We've already seen and dotted in are what appear to be?
Outtakes for some reason the end there we go for Fuck's sake just end already go
Look let's not be around the fucking bush [pequeños]
genio Sison Los Rugrats and
[vivo] oh, I mean baby geniuses
How did I gain that is the worst thing? I've ever seen in the history of anything ever of
Anything ever I'm racking my brain trying to think of reasons as to why this isn't the worst movie so far
But I can at least with shit like birdemic - it's hilarious
[incompetence] is at least something [to] squawk behind I
Mean get behind with a six-pack of beer and some friends that maybe could at least be laughed at and hence enjoyed
No one is getting drunk and watching
Baby geniuses it fails at everything it attempts to be it can't even pull off being a kids movie
How do you even fuck that up you'd honestly be better off putting dumb kids in front of one of those [two-hour] trippy?
kaleidoscope things over watching this inappropriate
Obnoxious horrible awful boring piece of trash movie thank God the only thing of note the director moved on to do was
the Karate dog
which was way back in 2005 so luckily his career [has] dried up faster than something that gets dry quickly and
Up next in the suit for the worst is oh
Well, I suppose I better get it over with
So those are my thoughts on the abomination that is baby geniuses
[I'd] always wondered [what] it was like
[and] [I] kind of wish it stayed that way so what do you think does it deserve the number one spot over?
birdemic - have you seen the movie before
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My God my voice. Oh my fucking. God my voice help me. I'm telling it's a goal. I'm yourself