(lively music)
- [Mosche] Hey, this is Mosche Kasher.
- [Natasha] And Natasha Leggero.
- And we just got married six months ago.
- Which we think pretty much makes us
qualified to give love advice to strangers.
- So that's what we did.
We packed up the car, hit the road, and spread the love.
- [Both] This is The Honeymoon Tour.
- If we were to really dance like
for real no one's watching,
this is what I think it would look like.
("Shake" by R'n'G)
(applause)
- I'm so glad you all were watching that.
(applause)
- What up, bitches?
Y'all ready to party or what?
Ha-ha, yeah.
(laughter)
Just kidding.
It's going to be a lot less like that from me,
and a lot more like private liberal art school
up here for a few minutes, so...
(laughter and applause)
- Our only one thing comes from my, I have a trigger
because I was cheated on by someone.
- Oh yeah.
That's her thing, is I was going to say infidelity?
- Yeah, and I can't...
(Natasha laughs)
It's frustrating that I can't sleep
with other people when it like seems okay.
- The person I was with would have
coffees and lunches with a lot of girls,
and a lot of them he had had past relationships with,
and I was like being cool about it,
and then it ended up being bad.
- So you don't love when he has coffee with girls?
- Yeah, but I'm not telling him not to have it.
I'm telling him so he has coffees
and lunches with guy friends.
He'll say the guy's name.
- Uh-huh.
- And when it's been a girl, he'll be like, a friend.
And I'm like, well who's...
So I have asked of him just to tell me when it's a girl,
and I recently was like, have you ever slept with her
or had a relationship with her,
and he got really mad at me for asking that.
I started off our conversation by saying
this has nothing to do with you.
I have a trigger that I'm trying to get past,
and it will go away in time, and it would just
help me if there wasn't just a vagueness.
And then later--
- It's not going to help you.
- It wouldn't help you.
- But I would just like not a friend.
Be like I'm with my friend, Courtney.
- But then you're the one--
- And it's like we 69ed once in 2012.
- No, that part--
(Natasha laughs)
- I had a boyfriend once,
and I thought maybe something was going on.
But then I started like going through his stuff,
and I remember I read like bad diary entries.
And it made me so upset,
and it was all kind of his fantasy,
and it kind of ruined everything.
And I always told myself I'll never look at anyone's email.
I just got over it.
- What do you got, Ed?
- She likes to drink bottled water constantly.
And instead of sipping it like a normal person,
she'll suck it out of there,
so she'll crush the bottles.
(laughter and applause)
- That is so specific.
- Like I don't know, just like gross
because like every time she goes
for a water bottle, it's just like
(yelling)
- Okay and Sam, what do you have to
say about this, in your defense?
- It doesn't sound like that much of a problem.
- That's true, except if you cut the little stuff out,
then you never build up to big stuff.
Like you guys will get married,
you'll have spent 40 years together,
and then one day you'll be like an old woman,
and you'll be in a rocking chair, and you'll be like
(gurgling)
And he'll just come in with a side of frozen lamb.
(screams)
(laughter)
I told you 40 years ago to stop this!
- I actually feel better after you guys,
because I'm like oh okay, cool.
It's like oh, so I can just like let this go.
- The thing about trust is that it's either
the person's either worthy of your trust, or they're not.
The circumstances around it don't matter.
It's like you either got a scum dude,
or you got a not-scum dude.
- And sometimes they're not even scum,
they're just too young or something, you know?
- [Andree] Yeah.
- It's like they're just in experienced.
- And also they say that something like
70% of married couples have a cheating partner.
- [Andree] Oh my God.
- [Moshe] So it's kind of like--
- [Natasha] You think?
- [Moshe] It is a betrayal.
- That's crazy.
- [Moshe] It is a betrayal,
but it's such a common betrayal,
it's like is it even that big of a betrayal?
- [Andree] It's such a French betrayal.
(Natasha laughs)
- It's a classic French betrayal.
- Is there anything that Ed could do differently?
- Besides the shirt, I guess?
(laughter)
- He's very passive-aggressive about his roommates.
Like his roommate broke a dish,
so he wrote him a note.
Tell him, like be like
dude, you broke my dish.
(laughter)
Or like where's my rent check?
(laughter)
- Okay, I have an idea.
- [Moshe] Okay Natasha.
- How about you guys move in with each other--
- [Moshe] I like it.
- And you stop doing that weird thing with your water.
(laughter and applause)
- That seems very good.
That seems great.
Ed and Sam, we've made love happen.
- Just stop doing it!
- Thank you.
(slow jazz music)