Are you ready to be the star of Psych U Out
(laughing) I am so ready.
"PsychUOut" is a show where we walk you
through a hospital,
and we're gonna check out their world.
We're basically looking for evidence of malpractice.
Yeah.
Negligence, stuff like that.
Anything that looks like, "Ah, that doesn't fit."
So when you go in, you're gonna be completely undercover...
in this.
(laughing) Oh, my God.
Huh?
This is amazing!
You gotta play crazy,
but you gotta blend in naturally.
This is gonna make people think you belong.
(chuckling) Yeah.
You okay with that?
Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
Okay.
Look right there, buddy. You see that?
Yeah, that's cool. That's-- That's nice!
That's a high-definition hidden camera.
Um... I can just grab this and say--
You got it? We're gonna see everything that you see.
Okay.
Dr. Dittman,
I'd like to introduce you to Robert.
Robert, Dr. Dittman.
Pleasure to meet you.
Pleasure to meet you, too.
He's gonna be our inside man.
Oh, great.
We're gonna put you into one of our wards.
Okay.
I'll be right outside. I'll be available to you.
If you feel unsafe or you need me at any point,
I can come in and help you, for sure.
Okay, cool.
(producer) If you're ever in a situation
where you feel uncomfortable, you know,
you can't get out or something,
is there some kind of code?
(Dittman) That's not a bad idea.
Is there a signal? You know, like--
Safe word?
I could, uh, wave...
or like a bow.
Let me see.
Do a big wave and a sound, maybe.
The bow is interesting, too.
(makes pinging noise)
Got it.
(Dittman) That's great.
Are you ready for "PsychUOut"?
I'm ready for "PsychUOut"!
♪♪
(Dave) I just want pasta. That's all.
Why can't we have pasta?
That's what I'm saying? Have it on Friday.
Hi, Dave, how are you today?
Hi, Doctor!
Are you doing well?
Yeah.
You're feeling well?
Yeah.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend.
Hi!
Can you maybe introduce yourself?
Yeah, I'm Adam.
Adam.
Yeah.
Adam the Elf.
He might like to hear about
your experiences here at our facility.
Yeah, absolutely, I'd love that.
All right,
everyone's being nice.
You feel good? You okay?
Yeah! I'm good, I'm good.
Okay, all right.
Have fun.
Thank you.
You work for... Santa?
(door closes)
Yeah, yeah.
Is he nice?
Santa? So cool.
Oh, I knew it!
Oh, so cool.
You know? Yeah.
I-I just assumed. I never met him.
As long as I don't go in the hole, I'm fine.
Yeah. Yeah, what's that? What is that?
That hole. It's a dark room.
Okay.
(door opens)
(doctor) Hi.
Good afternoon.
Hi, how are ya?
Good, how are you doing?
Hey, buddy. Good.
Hey, um,
so, just so you guys know, visiting hours are over.
So it's gonna be locked down for the next week.
All righty?
Okay, cool.
Adam the Elf.
Hey, I'm Adam.
Adam I am.
Hi, Adam, how are you?
I'm fantastic. How are you doing?
Good, uh, could you take your meds, please?
Um, actually, could I talk to you just a little?
Just over there.
Uh, whatever you need to say, I can say right here.
It's fine.
(Robert laughing)
Okay, cool. I'm actually on a TV show.
I'm sorry?
I'm on a TV show,
and Dr.--
You're on a TV show.
Could you...
Yeah, uh, sorry.
Stay seated, sir, please.
It's just-- one--
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
What?
Wow. Okay, um...
Could you--
These meds are gonna calm you down.
You definitely need to take the meds.
No, sir, okay--
It's gonna relax you.
We are underco vest, please?
Yeah.
(sighs)
We're gonna put you in this first real quick, sir.
I am a guest host for a TV show called "PsychUOut."
He works for Santa. He's making this up.
Okay, so you're-- now you believe you work--
I'm not taking those, no.
If you feel really strongly against taking the meds,
I'll just have to put you in the hole.
And possibly, in the next 24 to 48 hours,
we'll be able to sort this out while you're in there.
20 to 48 hours?
24 to 48.
There is a van outside in the parking lot.
They sent me iep breaths?
and check your parking lot.
It's, like-- it's super easy.
I am on a show.
He's not on a show!
Okay, but I'm on a different show.
You know, my show is called "Fameless."
It's a prank show
that you're on right now. (laughing)
(laughter)
Aaagh!
I was like yo, maybe I can make a split for the door?
And then I was like, that would make me look so [bleep] crazy.
Like solidify their points, right?
I think the worst was when he put the pills in front of me and I was like well...
[bleep], this is either a hefty lawsuit or
I'm just going to be tripping balls for the next 24 hours.
[bleep] you David, and Merry [bleep]ing Christmas.