( BAND PLAYING )
>> James: OKAY, WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THIS GAME?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OKAY.
OKAY.
YEAH, YEAH.
OKAY.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> James: HOW COULD I NOT PICK YOU?
HOW COULD I NOT PICK YOU?
>> I THOUGHT WE WERE WEARING THE SAME THING.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I'M GOOD.
>> James: WHAT'S YOUR NAME.
I'M JEFFREY FROM HOLLYWOOD.
>> James: JEFFREY FROM HOLLYWOOD.
TALK ME THROUGH IT.
>> I LIKE A LITTLE COLOR.
>> James: ( BLEEP ).
WHERE DOES ONE PICK SOMETHING LIKE THIS UP?
>> I PICK UP THE JACKET FROM DOWNTOWN,.
>> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
IT'S ABSOLUTELY TRUE.
>> James: YOU GO TO, LIKE, A CURTAIN SHOP.
>> UH-HUH.
>> James: YOU GO TO A CURTAIN SHOP.
>> YES.
>> James: YOU SEND THAT TO THAILAND --
>> NO.
>> James: YOU GO PICK IT OUT.
AND I GO TO THAILAND.
>> James: YOU GO TO THAILAND?
FOR THE WEEKEND.
>> James: FOR THE WEEKEND?
YES, YES.
( APPLAUSE ) >> James: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A
LIVING?
>> I'M IN HEALTHCARE.
>> James: YOU'RE IN HEALTHCARE.
>> YES.
>> James: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, HEALTHCARE?
>> I HELP LOS ANGELES.
>> James:.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: YOU WENT, I'M IN
HEALTHCARE -- IN A WAY.
>> I HELP LOS ANGELESOS WITH GETTING HEALTHCARE.
>> James: YOU LOVELY BOY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU ARE SO LOVELY.
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE BEGINNING OF A CLIP, AND THEN
YOU HAVE TO GUESS HOW IT ENDS.
ARE YOU READY TO PLAY?
>> YES.
>> James: FIRST, WE GO DOWN UNDER TO
AUSTRALIA WHERE CHANNEL 9 HAS A STORY ABOUT A PACK OF WILD DOGS.
TAKE A LOOK.
>> SO HOW IS IT THAT THESE TWO ARE RUNNING THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD,
FRIGHTENING THE LOCALS AND THE COUNCIL ISN'T STOPPING IT?
( SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ) >> YESTERDAY MORNING I CAME OUT
INTO THE FRONT YARD AND DOGS WERE ACROSS THE YARD.
>> JAMES: OKAY, SO THAT MAN IS TELLING US ABOUT A RUN IN HE HAD
WITH SOME OF THESE WILD DOGS, BUT HOW IS THIS INTERVIEW ABOUT
TO GO OFF THE DEEP END?
A: HIS DENTURES FALL OUT.
B: HE RIPS OFF HIS SHIRT.
C: HE GETS ATTACKED BY BEES.
OR D: NONE OF THE ABOVE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I THINK HIS DENTURES FALL OUT.
>> James: YOU THINK IT'S A?
YES, A.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THE GAME --
OKAY.
>> James: -- IS CALLED "NONE OF THE ABOVE."
>> OH!
THAT WAS MY SECOND ANSWER.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
I'M JUST PRETTY, THAT'S IT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I MEAN -- THANK GOD
YOU'RE STYLISH.
( LAUGHTER ) DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR
ANSWER?
>> YES, D. "NONE OF THE ABOVE."
>> James: WHAT MAKES YOU WANT TO GO WITH D YON OF THE ABOVE.
>> IT JUST FEELS LIGHT.
YESTERDAY MORNING I CAME OUT IN THE FRONT YARD AND THE DOGS
WERE ACROSS.
AS SOON AS I SAW THEM, THEY CAME BOUNDING OVER --
( GROWLING ) -- AND I JUST MADE IT INTO THE
FRONT DOOR IN TIME.
>> James: I MEAN, FORGET THE DOGS, PUT HIM ON A LEASH!
YOU ARE THE GREATEST.
TAKE A SEAT.
WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY?
( CHEERING ) >> James: HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> James: VERY WELL.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> EMILY FROM NEW YORK.
>> James: WHAT BRINGS YOU TO LOS ANGELES?
>> MY BEST FRIEND.
SHE MOVED ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY, SO I HAD TO COME OUT
AND SEE HER.
>> James: DID SHE -- RUN AWAY FROM YOU?
>> YES.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT I FOLLOWED.
>> James: ARE YOU BEING STALKED?
( LAUGHTER ) IS THERE A MUTUAL AGREEMENT HERE
OR DID SHE JUST TURN UP AND WE'RE GOING, WE'RE GOING TO "THE
LATE LATE SHOW"!
I'M LOVING THIS, BY THE WAY.
WHAT A TRIUMPH.
THAT HAIR WITH THAT JACKET -- ( APPLAUSE )
ALL RIGHT.
NOW WE'RE GOING TO A RECENT EPISODE OF "WHEEL OF FORTUNE"
WHERE PAT SAJAK IS GETTING TO KNOW ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS.
HAVE A LOOK.
HELLO, BLAIR.
>> HELLO.
BLAIR OWNS A TRUCKING BUSINESS.
>> TRUCKING BUSINESS IN SAN DIEGO.
>> TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.
SO PAT JUST ASKED BLAIR TO TALK ABOUT HIS FAMILY BUT WHAT IS
BLAIR'S RESPONSE?
A: HAS A WIFE AND TWO CHILDREN HE LOVES DEEPLY.
B: HIS FAMILY IS HIS VAST COLLECTION OF DISNEY
MEMORABILIA.
C: HAS THREE CATS NAMED WIFE SON AND DAUGHTER.
OR D: NONE OF THE ABOVE.
>> I'M SCARED BUT I'M GOING TO GO WITH D. NONE OF THE ABOVE.
( APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERING ) >> James: OH, JEFFREY!
HE MEANT IT!
SHE'S SMART!
YOU'RE GOING WITH D. NONE OF THE ABOVE LET'S FIND OUT.
>> TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.
I HAVE BEEN TRAPPED IN A LOVELESS MARRIAGE FOR THE LAST
12 YEARS TO AN OLD BATTLE AXE NAMED KIM.
SHE CURSED MY LIFE WITH THREE STEPCHILDREN AND I HAVE ONE
ROTTEN GRANDSON.
>> James: THANKS FOR PLAYING "NONE OF THE ABOVE"!
WE'LL BE BACK WITH JOEL EDGERTON AND HARRY CONNICK, JR.!