Oh!!
Aight, what is your best dance move?
Ok, Ok. Oh! Oh!!
Hi!! I'm very excited.
Apple juice with Keith!!!
Apple juice!!!
Oh. OH. Give her a hug, give her a hug.
Awe.
Alright, so it is Chris's last ride ever at the Great Movie Ride, cause it's closing, so we're coming to visit him.
There he is
Look at him.
Look at that [ ? ] right there, Christopher
Oh my god, Kevin!
Bum bum badabum badabum badabum bum bum badabum bada-- Oh
Now that's taken care of business, let's talk about me.
My name is Chris and I will be your guide for this magical tour into the movies.
It's the perfect job for me, because--- I love movies.
Is everybody ready?!
Hooray, because the cameras are ready to roll
Ready when you are Stevie.
And we are...
Rolling.
How's it goin'? How's it goin'?
Good, I'm glad.
How are you?
Is this your first day here, are you earning your ears?
This is my first time.
First time? You're doing great!
You're doing wonderful.
Welcome to the Great Movie Ride. Once again, my name is Chris
It's so true; "There's no place like the movies
[Chim Chim Cheree - as sing by Christopher]
Hold on to those wallets and purses, folks
James Cagney shoves a grapefruit into Mae Clark's face. *Mouth-made squish noise*
I will never look at breakfast the same way again.
I'm not allowed to leave my vehicle.
I said get over here
(Robert Osborne voice-over): I think it's time for a visit to the concession stand. Bye.
Chris: Mr. Osborne, wait.
Oh, okay whatever you say, Bugsy.
Sorry
Hey, how do you know my name?
Well, I have seen this movie before.
*Cat screeching*
Hands up, see. And your fancy car is my ticket outta here.
You're making a big mistake here, Bugsy.
I said scram outta here or you're gonna get hoit (hurt).
I can't just walk out in the middle of a movie!
I said BEAT IT!!
(Gangster behind Chris): Here they come, boss.
Chris: I'M GONNA GO FOLLOW MR. ROB'S POINT!!
AND CUT!!
I see dead people
One of the first horror films was a silent short featuring a dancing skeleton, created by the Lumiere Brothers of 1897
Wow, it's really a jungle out here.
Ha!
Okay, everybody, it's Sullivan, Jane and Tarzan's sidekick Cheetah. (Cheetah is its name).
Who was portrayed by over a dozen chimpanzee actor's over the years.
*Starts naming off their names*
Keep going, come one, I know you can name all of them.
There's a few more, I'm sure.
Look at that pothead right there.
Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East?
Was it you?
I'll bide my time
Just try to stay out of my way. Just try!!
I'll get you, my pretty.
AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!!!
What do you think folks? Which way do I go?
(Passenger): Follow the Yellow Brick Road!!
Follow the yellow brick road?
(Munchkins): Follow the Yellow Brick Road!!
Why didn't I think of that?
Sing along folks.
You know the words.
[Follow the Yellow Brick Road - as sung by Christopher]
Thank you for joining us here on the Great Movie Ride!
And when these doors open, rise dramatically to your feet and make a grand exit directly to the rear of the vehicle.
When I yell action, don't forget the thunderous applause for--- your's truly.
Alright, place's everybody.
And, Action!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
Thank you. Have a wonderful day here at Disney's Hollywood Studios.
And on behalf of all of us, see you at the movies.
Goodbye, everyone!!
Okay, I'm crying. I don't know what's going on right now.
Chris!
I love you to death.
I'm proud of you buddy.
It feels just like yesterday that I was helping you remember those lines.
I love gangster movies!
Oh, sorry!
He's gotta point, y'know.
I hate when people talk during the movie.
Fade to black, cut, print, that's a wrap.
How many times have you ridden it?
This is my fourth, tpday.
*Silent Night Plays*
I see dead people.