Oh, we're interested. Spill!
Well, Clyde and I had to start a business for school,
so we kind of, uh, charged boys for my advice about girls.
[laughing]
Go ahead; get it out of your systems.
[laughing]
Are you done now?
Uh... no.
[laughing]
Ugh. I think I found the clog.
There's my missin' sock!
No sense in wastin' good cheese.
No need to apologize, Clyde. Tough guys let it all out.
[farting]
Ha. Well, in that case...
[belching]
[laughing]
[farting and belching]
[laughing]
[squawking]
We'll be back in an hour.
You okay keeping an eye on the kitties?
I've got the three C's: Caring, Confidence, and Cat treats."
[meowing]
Whoops. Guess I should have spelled that.
Good morning, Royal Woods Elementary.
Clyde McBride here with my sidekick,
your school mascot.
Give it up for Ricky the Rooster!
Ricky, how about giving the students
a good morning cock-a-doodle-doo?
Ow! Ricky, wait. Remember your condition! Nooo!
Yeah, sad story but I'm hungry.
Fear not, male sibling.
You should be able to satiate your appetite
by foraging under the couch cushions.
See what I scored?
Ooh, an everything bagel.
Mmm correction, a plain bagel with lint, dog hair,
and ah, Gadzooks! Is that a booger?
- Hello. -Stella, buddy ol' pal,
I've got an extra ticket to a magic show, and--
Ugh, wish I could go, but, I promised my Granny
I'd help her set up a dating profile,
she said she's ready to get back out there, so--
[sighing]
Hold on, I'm getting another call.
Oh, it's Lynn.
Hey LJ, do you wanna go to a magic show?
Uh, no, I wanna go to the bathroom,
Stinkin', now get out of there!
[screaming]
Bentley, will you accept this rose?
[sobbing]
[farting]
♪
[screaming]
Uh, hon, d-don't you think you should get to class?
You don't wanna be late on your first day undercover.
Just a sec. I'm building a social media presence.
It'll be so cray if I don't have one.
Speaking of which, can you go to SwiftyPic
and drop a heart emoji on my latest post?
You lost me at 'cray.'
I'm so sorry, but a private party booked
the entire massage facility.
Might this change your mind?
Well, worth a shot.
I wonder what big-wig is in there.
Less oil, sweetheart. You're not marinating a chicken.
Princess makeover time!
Ooh, a new toad.
[screaming]
I look like my Meemaw.
[sighing]
Some people just don't appreciate beauty.
I made your eyes pop, kid!
Lana and I have an idea.
We call it the Prank-Me-Not Poncho.
The inflatable lining cushions you
from all manner of pranks.
Ow! Ooh! Ow! I can feel that!
Not a problem. We just need a little more air.
Uh, excuse me, guys, I gotta lighten my load.
Whoa! You guys have to see this!
Just fill up the hole, sweetie!
We don't need to see it!
Not that. I found our ticket outta here.
Though watch your step, I also pooped.
Could someone turn on a light?
Hold your horses, I'm looking for the switch.
[gasping]
We've been compromised. Retreat.
For the love of transistors, save yourselves.
[gasping]
[blubbering]
To the garage!
[panting]
[gasping]
[cooing]
[screaming]
I'll start by depranking the kitchen.
Kitchen, this way? Ha.
Does she think I'm dumb enough to fall for that?
Well, here goes nothing.
Uh. Ah! Oh. Ow!
Uh! Ah! Ow!
[screaming]
I made that dish from scratch.
[laughing]
[ringing]
Hello, manager? This is Lynn Loud Sr.
My son and I were just headed up to the roof,
but we seem to have gotten stuck in the elevator.
Uh... I'll be right there.
This is what I get for hiring an amateur.
That should do it.
[dinging]
[screaming]
Uh.
[radio playing]
Hey! Who changed the station?!
I wanna hear the top three, three!
- Top forty! - Today's obituaries.
[arguing]
[screaming]
All I see is black! Ow! Someone help!
Thanks for coming all the way here to meet me,
Boo Boo Bear. I just really missed you.
Oh... that was my shoe.
That was my other shoe.
I have some extra shoes in my bag.
[screaming]
[glass breaking]
You never said I had to wear my pants.
Plus, these are so comfy.
Good luck. Those are the ones that really ride up on ya.
Sure, Lori, you're just trying to mess with my--
HELLO! Yep, those are ridin'!
Anyone want a low-cal bean chip?
Vomit.
They're delicious. And supes high fiber.
[farting]
Yes, apparently.
It was the seat! See?
[groaning]
Now it's not doing it.
Suffocating!
[coughing]
Ack!
Be strong, kids! No windows!
Oh, agh, it's in my mouth!
[gasping]
This is better!
What?!
[screaming]
[tires screeching]
[panting]
Can we get our bill?
Pepper mill, coming up.
Wait, pepper makes me--
Robot arms, stop! Stop!
Two chopped salads? You got it.
No, that's not what I meant!
Condiments, coming right up.
Lisa, help!
[grunting]
Open the back panel and--
[screaming]
[grunting]
[screaming]
Uh.
Or, that works too.
Ah, nothing like that fresh lake air,
the gentle sound of the waves.
[sputtering]
Sorry, that was me!
I only had yogurt for breakfast!
That wasn't you, it was the engine!
Yikes! This baby is leaking more than Lily's swim diaper!
Leni, I need a new yearbook picture.
Can you help me?
At your service. Duck lips!
Oh, no. I mean, uh, for me.
Oh, okay. Here. You take it.
No. I want you to take a photo of me.
I don't think my phone does that.
Ugh.
What does one light bulb say to the other?
[gasping]
You're glowing.
Oh, I already told you that one?
- No, dude, you are glowing. - Hey, wow!
Everyone back away from Luan.
Lisa, Mom and Dad said
you're not allowed to use your siblings
as experimental guinea pigs anymore!
Yeah! Not after what you did to me!
My face feels funny.
Classic.
We're your family.
And remember, you're not the only one
who has to live in a noisy house.
- We all do. - True.
Lincoln! Lincoln! You were supposed to help me
with my lab experiment.
Okay, Lisa, you can give it a rest.
I know all about your little joke.
What joke? I'm gonna those.
Now, I can't hear anything!
Lisa, no. What do you think you're doing?
Testing sanitation levels.
I concocted a special serum that will detect
and eliminate urine aka tickle in H2O.
I'm sure no one here would--
[laughing]
Hmm, unprecedented levels.
Okay, so maybe not everyone can handle the loud house,
but I think I finally found the perfect candidate.
He lives in between a freeway and a circus.
[dinging]
Zach, my man! Ready for a great night?
[glass breaking]
Aw, heck no!
Hope you're hungry, gang.
I finally perfected my new cabbage casserole!
Wow, Daddy. Smells... great!
Some of your best work, honey.
Wait! I forgot the fish sauce!
It really brings out the sulfur notes!
[laughing]
Quick, ditch it before we have to eat
the fish sauce!
The lies continue.
Lynn, do you possess any sevens?
Hope you've got gas in your boat.
Pardon? I have no aquatic vehicles.
'Cause you're going fishing!
Lori, you seemed pretty interested
in deuces last round. Got any?
[sighing]
Boom! Welcome to Losertown!
Population: you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you!
Well, now that that's over with.
Ooh, cute dog. Is that a corgi?
Eat my crust, losers!
[laughing]
Lynn Loud?! I thought I banned you!
Uh oh, floor it, Scoots!
Get back here with that trophy!
Everyone, pick an animal.
Then try writing a story through its eyes.
[bleating]
Yes, I sense our connection too.
This turned out to be the best day ever.
Well, Lucy, I guess you'll be throwing out
those silly cards now that
you've been completely discredited.
Wrong. I can prove fortune telling is real
with one last prediction.
The end is near.
Oh, please. Give me a--
Told ya. The cards don't lie.