- [Voiceover] What? Can you believe that?
- [Voiceover] Hamilton tickets are so expensive.
- [Voiceover] Maybe there's another show we could see?
- I know, we can just not eat.
- Free show, free show, wanna see a free show?
- Um.
- [Voiceover] Who's Angela Merkel?
- It looks like--
- Follow me.
- [Woman In Red] Welcome to Merkel The Musical.
Everyone take your seats, we're about to begin.
(class bell ringing)
(drums playing)
(fingers snapping along to piano orchestral music)
(clapping)
(shoes tapping)
(dramatic orchestral music)