WELCOME BACK!
WE ARE STILL HERE WITH OUR DEAR FRIEND OF THE SHOW, MELISSA
McCARTHY.
MELISSA, YOU CAN DO DRAMA.
YOU CAN DO COMEDY.
YOU CAN DO-- YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING.
AND I'M NOT SURPRISED BECAUSE YOU'RE ALSO IN A LOT OF OTHER
UPCOMING MOVIES WHICH I KNOW YOU'D LIKE TO PROMOTE.
>> I WOULD.
>> Stephen: AND I'D LIKE TO PROMOTE THEM, TOO.
I JUST FOUND OUT I AM IN THESE MOVIES, TOO.
>> WHAT ARE THE ODDS.
>> Stephen: THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING BECAUSE WE DON'T
KNOW WHAT THESE MOVIES ARE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: MY GRAPHICS TEAM HAS JUST MADE POSTERS FOR THESE
MOVIES WHICH NEITHER OF VUS SEEN.
AND WE'RE GOING TO ATTACK A LOOK AND WE'RE GOING TO REMEMBER THE
PLOTS TOGETHER.
>> AND WE WILL.
>> Stephen: WE'RE GOING TO GENERATE SOME BUZZ.
>> YUP.
>> Stephen: WE'RE ALL ABOUT THE HEAT, AND HOPEFULLY GET SOME
OF THESE MOVIES MADE, YOU KNOW.
>> BOX OFFICE GOLD, GUYS.
>> Stephen: THIS IS "MAYBE COMING SOON."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
MAY BE COMING SOON.
FIRST MOVIE THAT MAY BE COMING, "PARTY ANGELS."
( LAUGHTER )
LET'S THROW DOWN.
THIS WAS AN IMPORTANT MOVIE TO YOU.
I REMEMBER THAT.
>> THIS WAS, FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T WANT TO BRING THE ROOM
DOWN, BUT HIS PERFORMANCE WAS BRAVE.
( LAUGHTER )
ANGEL YOU.
>> Stephen: WERE A SOR ORTY ANGEL AND I WAS A FRATERNITY
AINGE EXPEL WE GO TO HEAVEN AND GOD'S NOT THERE AND WE THROW A
KEGGER.
>> WE ALSO LEARNED.
>> Stephen: WHAT HAPPENED, WHAT WE LEARNED THERE, IS
HEAVEN'S NOT THAT FUN.
( LAUGHTER )
HELL TO COME UP.
AND THINGS GET CRAZY.
>> Stephen: GOD COMES BACK AND HE AND SATAN MAKE UP.
AND THERE'S NO MORE HELL ANYMORE.
>> AND WE CLEAN UP, AND THERE'S A MONTAGE EYE DON'T WANT TO RUIN
IT.
>> Stephen: BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
BECAUSE BOTH MELISSA AND I WERE LEGALLY DEAD FOR A WHILE.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> Stephen: ONE OF THOSE DON'T GO TOWARDS THAT LIGHT SITUATION.
>> DON'T GO TOWARDS THAT LIGHT.
IT'S TRUE.
>> Stephen: NEXT UP, "BIRD REICH: THE HUNT FOR HITLER'S
PARAKEET."
YOU REALLY-- YOU BROUGHT-- >> OH.
>> Stephen: YOU BROUGHT SOME DRAMATIC CHOPS TO THIS
( SIGHS ).
>> WELL, I JUST THOUGHT IT'S TIME WE TELL THIS STORY
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: 100% TRUE STORY IN THAT PARAKEETS, THEY CAN LIVE TO
BE 80 YEARS OLD.
>> YES.
AND THIS ONE -- >> Stephen: IT IS POSSIBLE.
>> TIM TOMMY, TIM TOMMY, WHO IS OUR MAIN 'KEET, HE WAS UPWARDS
OF 65, AND HE WAS A BUGGER.
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: YEAH.
HERE'S THE THING IS THAT IT COULD-- IF HITLER HAD HAD A
PARAKEET, IT'S POSSIBLE THE PARAKEET WOULD STILL BE ALIVE.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> Stephen: AND WE HAVE TO GO FIND OUT WHAT HITLER WAS SAYING
TO THE PARAKEET.
>> RIGHT, BECAUSE WHAT WAS HE SAYING, GUYS?
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT AWAY, BUT PART OF THE
PARAKEET-- REALLY THE WHOLE STORY OF WHAT HITLER WAS ABOUT--
IS VERY TELLING IN HIS ONE RAISED EYEBROW.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> I THINK THAT'S ALWAYS THE KEY.
>> Stephen: THAT'S THE PART WE CAN'T GIVE AWAY IS WHY ONE MY
EYEBROWS IS RAISED.
I'LL TELL THEM THIS PART-- AT ONE POINT THE PARAKEET STARTS
SPEAKING SPANISH.
>> UH-OH.
RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> Stephen: WHOLE THING WAS SHOT IN ARGENTINA.
OKAY, THIS WAS AN AMAZING MOVING STORY "HIDDEN FLAVORS: THE TRUE
STORY OF THE PIZZA SCIENTISTS WHO INVENTED STUFFED CRUST."
( LAUGHTER )
>> YEAH, HISTORICAL.
RIGHT.
AND YOU THINK, LIKE, IS PEPPERONI GOING TO SHOW UP?
PROBABLY.
IS SAUSAGE IN THERE?
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU!
>> Stephen: WE HAD TO TAKE THE SAUSAGE OUT, BECAUSE WE HAD AN
"R" RATING.
>> THAT'S, THAT'S TRUE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> YOU CAN SHOW IT ONCE.
>> Stephen: FLEETINGLY.
>> YOU CAN SHOW IT ONCE FROM THE SIDE, BUT YOU CAN'T SHOW THE
WHOLE PIZZA.
>> Stephen: YEAH, I'M SO GLAD THIS WAS TOLD.
THEN, OF COURSE, "ALL DOGS GO TO PRISON."
TAG LINE: "HEAVEN'S FULL."
( LAUGHTER )
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> BIO-PICRITIC.
>> Stephen: THIS IS ACTUALLY BASED ON SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED
IN YOUR LIFE.
>> IT IS.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> I WAS-- I HAVE FULL... FULL KNOWLEDGE AND I REMEMBER MY
FIRST LIVE AS A PIT.
AND I GOT -- >> Stephen: YOU WERE A PIT?
YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE A PIT?
>> YEAH, I STILL FEEL IT SOMETIMES BUT I DON'T WANT TO
GET INTO IT.
>> Stephen: WHEN YOU BITE YOU DO LOCK ON.
>> I LOCK ON HARD.
THIS JAW CLAMPS DOWN YOU'RE NOT-- YOU'RE NOT GETTING OFF,
AND YOU FOUND THAT OUT.
>> Stephen: I DID.
>> YOU FOUND THAT OUT.
>> Stephen: I DID, I DID, DID, YEAH.
YEAH.
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )
AND FINALLY-- I TOOK A PEEK I TOOK A PEEK.
AND FINALLY-- AND THIS ONE IS VERY EXCITING.
THIS IS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.
THIS WILL DO BOFFO BOX OFFICE.
IT'S "VENMOM."
>> AND YOU KNOW THE C.G.I., THE EFFECTS, IS THE ACTION GOING TO
BE GOOD?
YES, HE'S HOLDING A VIAL.
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW.
>> Stephen: AND YOU-- YOU ARE A SUBURBAN MOM.
>> YUP.
>> Stephen: WHO IS TAKEN OVER BY AN ALIEN SYIBIOT.
>> YES!
>> Stephen: WHO COVERS YOUR BODY WITH THIS WEIRD KIND OF TAR
THING THAT MAKES TEETH.
AND THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE MOVIE, "SPIDER-MAN
IS NOT IN THIS ONE, EITHER."
YEAH.
>> IT WAS IN THE ORIGINAL ZIPT.
WE WERE LOOK, "WE DON'T NEED HIM.
I GET CRACKED."
YOU DON'T NEED A WEB IF YOU HAVE A CRAP-- IF YOU HAVE A CRACKING
TAR-LIKE SUBSTANCE.
>> Stephen: DID YOU SEE-- DID YOU SEE "VENOM" DID YOU SEE THE
MOVIE THIS ONE IS BASED ON, "VENOM?"
>> YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S IT ABOUT.
>> "VENOM?" IT'S THE STORY OF TWO BROTHER
SPIDERS, ONE-- ONE HAS AMAZING FAINGZ.
MAYBE THE FANGS ARE TOO GOOD.
THE OTHER ONE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FANGS.
AND IS THERE A SIBLING RIVALRY?
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT?
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: YEAH, BRADLEY COOPER, LADY GAGA.
>> YUP
>> Stephen: SO GOOD, SO GOOD.
>> SO GOOD.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: "CAN YOU EVER
FORGIVE ME" IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
MELISSA McCARTHY, EVERYBODY!