hang on before you go what I genuinely
don't like Heights
okay now it's it's it's my biggest
failing among many I accept you know
that you drive into the back of my car
and is very funny joke you don't want it
to happening well you want me to drive
into now okay
you will need a beep there bbc2 I can
see
my car is perfect in every way apart
from it not starting
so could you wouldn't mind so you want
me to push your car with my car now on
this road here yes okay well here I come
careful careful careful oh it wasn't as
careful as it could have been sorry
pretty soon we saw why the road had
earned its name god almighty that is
high
that is a massive massive drop
this is
give the grasses stick up and you don't
necessarily see what a long way down is
and then you get one of those little
gaps but then you just see down and it
is a long way there's one there the dust
didn't tell polyter oh gee
I just did what I'm doing I don't
understand the rules on this road seem
to drive one minute on the left one
minutes on the right
sometimes the lorry stops going the
other way to let you go through
sometimes they don't somehow is follow
but others come barreling up behind
leading three and a half times the speed
of sound it's completely baffling thank
you I'm coming up against the truck I've
got to go past him and that means going
on that side
looking straight ahead breathe
moments later James slowed down to let a
mad local get past does that mean
there's one of those maniac old taxi but
I know he didn't get macheted today I
was watching the church yeah I did warn
you
you know I or did I not warn you James
is killing Jeremy things are going well
I was watching the taxi words I was
watching the taxi
did your co-presenter on your television
program just attacking with the machete
did he capture the windows boy cross
glad I ran into him that doesn't happen
on like clothes programs or gardening
shows
as we climbed higher life in the already
battered Toyota became truly terrifying
that's my steering i'm inches from death
there the steering wheel doesn't do
anything my brakes stick on when i'm
going uphill cause the clutch to slip
that's real fit now go go downhill the
same break that stick on going up hills
don't stop me
the suzuki 2 was showing the strain what
is the matter it's got dirt in the fuel
system from the ribbon so it's broken
it's not broken occasionally a bit of it
goes through your simple cheap car is
broken sticking to the code of the Top
Gear Brotherhood I left James and
Richard behind
it's supposed to show that badly made
these Japanese cause they're bad Lehman
James and I decided to stick together
never gonna go my god he is that's
insane right
I'm in a ditch okay yeah didn't see this
whoa
well I think to miss right no biggie
though because my colleague would winch
me out in a jiffy
hold on Wow the winch isn't working
and now all on my own on death Road I
have no idea where ray mears and Ted
Nugent are I've just disappeared
we have no phones that are on the radio
but there could be dead
we would in fact be dead quite soon
judging by the mood of the angry stuck
local good luck thank you
handbrake off etc
ditch is going to level out so it'll be
fine there you go what a nice man soon
though I wished had stayed in the ditch
because the Toyota had developed yet
another fault this is pretty close to
undriveable map
right meanwhile very far ahead and now
at five and a half thousand feet above
sea level and still climbing crosses a
lot of crosses there and then underneath
a waterfall I learned why there were so
many crosses up here
don't know oh my
stop back
that is going that is going
to help
you