oh here we go the Fun's not over our next guest a very funny entertaining man and the star of
his own show entitled Billy on the Street a new season will begin this fall on True TV ladies and
gentlemen the one the only Billy Eichner I want to tell you yeah yeah I'm very upset what's the
matter I'm very upset what's the problem Billy I love Al Franken I don't want to talk about global
warming yeah okay I don't want to talk about gay rights I want to talk about Herbert Hoover
I am very upset that you're leaving and I'm very emotional about trying to get a hold of yourself
no I'm telling you what are we gonna do without you Dave there'd be plenty to do you open the door
for straight white men in late night yes thank you very much without Dave do you think we'd have
a Carson Daly no I don't think so I don't think so either I in a very short period of time I've
become a huge admirer of yours I'm so honored and I so enjoy uh the energy thank you and the
direction it takes you let me ask you something sure what the hell is CBS going to do without you
well thank you they have they have great ratings but what Legends did they have now Mark Harmon
I mean she's a great look they don't even know who that is he's the star he's the star of NCIS
and I can see he's made quite an impression you don't want to insult the audience here no yeah my
goodness they'll be just fine now tell me what are you gonna do now Dave you're gonna you're
gonna eat matzobrine with Larry King yeah I mean I mean that's exactly right okay I'm sorry what were
you saying I wanted you to tell me about I didn't realize this uh that you have a relationship with
the first lady of the United States Michelle Obama I wouldn't say a relationship uh what was the deal
well the First Lady Michelle Obama uh has a campaign that she works on with Sesame Street
in which uh the Sesame Street characters are going to be put all over it's already happening all over
fruits and vegetables and grocery stores like you'll see Elmo on some bananas or something I
don't know and then and it's all about getting kids to eat healthier right and so they wanted
to raise awareness of this campaign so the first lady and her team in Sesame Street reached out to
or something yeah there we are yeah look how beautiful I look
um if that's we did a billion on the street video with the first lady on big Brit and I'll tell you
the after party was insane I mean what a night that was let me tell you about Big Bird Okay I
want to tell you one thing in that photo yes no offense but uh she is the only normal looking
one yes we forget about the bird costume you look like somebody has just said hello
by grabbing you below the belt she just looks fine you know she looks beautiful I always look
insane I have the best underbite in Show Business Dave um but yeah it was it was a
really fun day a big bird Michelle Obama both amazing behind the scenes Big Bird is an ass
I mean very very difficult but the first lady was lovely and and in addition to
raising awareness for healthy eating for kids yeah I didn't really care about that you know
I mean ride a bike do you know what I mean eat some broccoli what do I care I loved her on my
show though sure yeah yeah uh I'll tell you what now we have something special that Billy
uh and I have prepared for you we'll be right back with Billy Eichner everybody you have a
show on on Hulu yes but that's not the Billy on the show so Billy on the Street's about
to go into its fourth season uh we'll begin on True TV on CBS in the fall I believe and then
I have a new scripted show which Amy Poehler is producing he's great she's amazing called
difficult people with my friend Julie klausner which will be on Hulu because every young actor
when they grow up dreams of being streamed on Hulu okay it's always the goal at Juilliard
really Julie are they yes that's a goal I was huge at Julia
Julia uh no very excited and it's a very very funny show so okay now uh you and I I tell
people what we did and I would first of all I was honored that you asked me to be a part of it are
you kidding me no I'm not kidding you ridiculous it was great fun well thank you I well like I said
I'm very upset that Dave is leaving so I invited Dave to hit the streets of New York with me the
way I do on my show to ask New Yorkers what Dave should do next and I was shocked and honored that
Dave said he would join me Dave invented these bits which I watched many years ago as a kid and
as I grew up and I was so excited to have him and uh you know there is no global warming yeah
I heard that I heard that and I don't think there
was a Herbert Hoover to be honest I never heard of him
so here now we're going to roll the deal yes this is the video this is uh David Letterman
and I on the street on the street hey guys it's Billy Eichner from Billy on the Street I'm out
here with the new host of ease Fashion Police David Letterman we all know the Late Show has
been a big breakout role for Dave so we're about to hit the streets and ask New Yorkers what Dave's
next move should be you ready Dave I am let's go Miss for a dollar any thoughts on what David
Letterman's next move should be uh retire lots of Happiness oh that's very nice that's very
sweet you realize that every step you walk you're walking in David Letterman's Shadow for a dollar
should David Letterman do a podcast now sure okay what should it be about whatever he wants New York
City New York City would you do a podcast Dave yeah I I do a podcast about guys wearing shorts
when it's too cold oh yeah almost there yeah okay goodbye sir good night thank you sir what's Paul
Shaffer gonna do now I don't know what I'm talking about Paul Schaefer yeah well good luck opening
his mail yeah exactly but really what's Paul gonna do I mean the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
isn't a year-round job connections in Canada Miss for a dollar what should David Letterman do next
everything what about like a podcast or something like that yeah you could definitely do that uh
probably with you right I would love to do that that'd be an honor um I love you by the way oh
thank you very much this is about David Letterman it's not about me you too you're both amazing two
comedy Legends coming through for a dollar for a dollar what's the name of the theater David
Letterman films his TV show in The Tonight Show oh no that never happened no Miss David Letterman
David Letterman the man's been entertaining you for 40 years what have you ever done uh what am I
supposed to do yeah this is David Letterman lovely to meet you you know he's leaving whoa absolutely
thank you very much where are you from ma'am where are you from Pakistan oh wow good to see you they
get the Late Show in Pakistan yes that's wonderful remember when Drew Barrymore showed her breasts
sir where am I going to get my Amy federis fixed I'll look at you with your hair sir
this man invented top 10 lists David Letterman how about that yeah yeah oh well he's thrilled
what's David Letterman gonna do now that's Letterman what's he gonna what's Letterman
gonna do now I have no idea thanks maybe you'll play shuffleboard with Dan Rather
worse things Miss Miss what's Biff gonna do what Biff what's Biff gonna do sir get off your
damn phone he invented the top 10 list get off the phone yes he invented the top 10 left it's
David Letterman let me ask you something calm down everyone calm down should he do a podcast
what's [ __ ] gonna do next get out of here
Billy on the Street ladies and gentlemen new season on TruTV begins this fall it was great
fun it was an honor day thank you for having us thank you for being here Billy agner ladies
and gentlemen is that it we're done we gotta go thanks for watching good night everybody