SOFTLY: So, Mr Andy Murray is asleep
in this hotel.
He's rehabilitating and, er...
I'm sure this wasn't part of the plan.
It's all for a good cause.
Andy!
Oh! Holy BLEEP! BLEEP!
Welcome...
to the Sport Relief Midnight Game Show! BLEEP!
With Sir Andy Murray. Morning, Andy!
How are you, mate? BLEEP!
This is the Sport Relief Midnight Game Show,
where every question you answer correctly
is worth £5,000 for Sport Relief.
Andy, we've got to crack on because time is money for Sport Relief
and the bedside clock is ticking.
Andy, in your historic 2012 US Open final win
against Novak Djokovic, can you remember the score in all five sets?
No.
Remember, every question is worth £5,000 for Sport Relief.
It was long.
It was long, but I'm going to need
a rather more specific answer from you, Andy.
It was long... 7-6?
Yes. Set number two?
7-6... 7-5?
Correct.
Third set?
It was a five-setter.
I've got no idea.
Novak took the third set.
But it was... I'm going to have to push you.
The bedside clock is ticking. It was, er...
2-6? Correct.
3-6? Yes.
And then the final set you won to claim your first Grand Slam?
For £5,000?
I don't know. Do you remember, when you won your first Grand Slam?
6-2? Correct! That's the correct answer.
Right, Andy, who is this historical Scottish figure
and who is the boxer playing him?
Freedom!
Ricky Hatton?
LAUGHTER Yes, it is Ricky Hatton.
And who is he playing?
Er...William Wallace.
That is the correct answer for £5,000.
How you doing? There you go. Thank you very much.
That was the best terrifying thing I've ever seen.
Now, for this next question,
pop this blindfold on, if you don't mind.
Thank you very much.
Please identify by touch alone this tennis player.
I'm going to just direct you a little bit, Andy.
So if you...
Just where I was standing, reach out to your...
There you go, there you go.
OK, that is the hand of a tennis player.
That's a watch.
Very good, you're feeling the forearms to work out if
he's right or left-handed.
I'm not just saying this...
I think I bumped into this person.
I think I'd smell him the same as before.
Yes, of course. Well, he's known for his smelling abilities.
Is that Tim Henman?
For goodness' sake!
From his arm and his smell?!
Is it? It is Tim Henman.
LAUGHTER
That's an amazing, amazing answer.
Ladies and gentlemen, Tim Henman!
Unbelievable.
Next question, Andy, and I have to say you're flying and raising
loads of money for Sport Relief.
From your favourite TV show, please identify this person.
Who is it?
MUSIC: PEPPA PIG THEME
God!
That's...
That's... I'm going to have to take your first answer on this.
That's Daddy Pig. That is Daddy Pig!
Well done, that's brilliant!
Daddy Pig gets a high five.
Well done, thank you, Daddy Pig.
There goes Daddy Pig.
Can you, using their Spice nicknames,
please name the missing Spice Girls?
Hello. Hello. How are you? How are you? What are you doing there?
Oh, yes, that's fine. OK. Can you name the missing Spice Girls? OK.
Posh Spice.
Correct. Baby Spice.
Correct. Scary Spice.
Correct. And there's one more. There's one more? Yes, for £5,000!
Sporty Spice? Correct! Amazing. OK, now, take that microphone.
For £5,000 each, finish the song. Finish the song?
I don't need to sing it, I just need to say the words?
You need to sing it. OK, so, there we go. Start from that one.
So, tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
Don't tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
I really, really, really wanna...
Zig-ah-zig-ah.
That was absolutely gold. That was amazing. Was it?
OK, let's go for this one.
Colours of the world! Spice up your life? People of the world!
Spice up your life? Every boy and every girl! Spice up your life?
That's it. That was very good. OK, and, finally...
He's got pants on. ..this one.
I need some love like I never needed love before.
Incredibly awkward moment.
OK. All right, thank you very much, Geri Horner!
Well done. Brilliant.
Absolutely brilliant. Well done, Andy, thank you very much.
Now it's time for a game called Juice.
Please welcome Ainsley Harriott.
Hey! Have we got a surprise for you!
Hello. Here's Ainsley, here's our ball girl.
Ainsley has very kindly juiced some well-known Scottish ingredients.
There's two ingredients in this first juice.
There's two ingredients?
There's two well-known Scottish ingredients.
It's £5,000.
Blended with love, Andy. Blended with love.
OK, what are you thinking?
It's not good. I've got no idea.
That's haggis and shortbread.
LAUGHTER
OK. Next up, don't worry, this is a bit nicer.
Mm. Have a good sniff there, And.
Think of the loch.
There's a good amount of viscous. That's so thick.
Right. But there is some taste coming through. Focus on the senses.
The senses that let you identify Tim Henman from a single whiff.
Is there salmon in that? Oh! Oh! Amazing! One more.
One more. Scottish people might eat this in the morning. Go on.
It begins with P.
P...porridge?
CHEERING
Well done, well done! That's £5,000. Salmon and porridge.
Are you prepared to take on the final one?
OK, here we go. Oh, Andy.
How is he going to deal with this first serve? It's the third serve.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
LAUGHTER
You can name just one of those ingredients. That's horrific.
I think there's alcohol in that. Right, yes.
Name a Scottish alcohol, well-known? Oh, my God, whisky? Correct.
We're going to give you that.
The other one was something called neeps and tatties. Tatties!
Thank you very much, Ainsley Harriott!
Thank you, guys. Well done! Brilliant, Andy. Brilliant.
Amazing. OK. Andy.
This next person is a man of few words. But who is he?
Who is... Who is HE?
MICHAEL LAUGHS
The Stig? That is the answer!
For a moment there, I thought you didn't watch Top Gear.
You were going to try and identify this gentleman on the left.
That is the Stig, correct.
Now, for £1,000 a strike, I'm going to throw five balls at you
and all you have to do is hit the Stig on the helmet.
Ready, Andy, here we go!
Oh! Unlucky.
It's come all the way around again.
Jesus! Maybe it's my throw.
Oh, close!
We'll keep going, don't worry.
You've got to get him! come on!
That's £1,000, thank you very much to the Stig.
OK, brilliant. I don't know what I was expecting then.
OK, now, I'm going to show to you an iconic tennis image.
Remember this? Remember this? I've seen that photo before, yes. OK.
Now, all I'm going to ask you to do is identify the celebrity
recreating it for us...
Oh, God. ..this late night/early morning.
Right, any... Any ideas?
I have absolutely no idea. OK, boy or girl?
Shall we narrow it down? I'm thinking it's a boy.
You're probably thinking that, based on? What's the giveaway?
The ring on the left... on the left hand.
Oh, I didn't know what you were going to say, then, for a moment.
I thought we were revealing more than we bargained for.
OK, so, phew! Thank God it's on the left hand.
I don't know how I'm supposed to have any idea who that is.
Well, that is a very good point.
I can tell you that were he to say something, you might get it.
He has a very distinctive voice.
If I could just ask you to say the word "tennis"?
Tennis.
That's really all you need, surely? Eddie Izzard?
Erm, no. Shall we say tennis again?
Tennis. Very distinctive...
Er, oh, my God. Oh, this is just what we wanted, tip of the tongue.
Alan Carr? Yes, it is!
It was Alan! LAUGHTER
That's £5,000. Thank you very much and goodnight.
Oh, God.
Oh!
HE SWEARS UNDER HIS BREATH
I got such a fright when everyone came in. BLEEP!