Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and
I am here this evening via satellite as the advocate for
The Beast incarnate Brock Lesnar.
Now, earlier today, my client and I, well,
we took a self-guided tour of WWE World Headquarters in Stamford, Connecticut.
And instead of me sitting here flapping my gums explaining what happened.
I have decided to give you exclusive access to the footage
that I shot of Brock Lesnar at the WWE world headquarters
Today is a beautiful day, right here in Stamford,
Connecticut, home of WWE World Headquarters,
isn't that right Brock Lesnar?
Here we go.
Will you look at this?
First thing, an Extreme Rules poster with Sheamus,
why is Sheamus on the Extreme Rules poster?
And of course, let's all pay tribute to Andre
the Giant who's been dead for 150 years.
Yes, good morning, we're going up to the fourth floor executive
offices home of Triple H, thank you very much.
>> Do you have an appointment?
>> Yes.
>> I'm sorry?
>> Do yo have an appointment?
>> We got an email, fourth floor executive offices.
My client Brock Lesnar.
>> Fourth floor.
>> [SOUND]
>> Was it something we said?
Nobody here seems happy.
It's a poor work environment, after you, sir.
Good morning, everybody, Triple H's office, fourth floor, executive level.
Brock, Brock, down this hall, that way.
Will you look at this guy.
>> [NOISE] >> You know,
Brock, I'm not trying to stir you up or anything, but
do you notice there's not one poster of Brock Lesnar in these hallways?
>> I see that.
>> Not one number one, number box office attraction.
Number one WWE superstar.
Multi-time WWE Champion and
not one single poster of Brock Lesnar.
Look at this, the boardroom,
it'd be a wonderful place to be when Triple H and Stephanie take over.
Where did everybody go?
I recall Triple H's office is down here to the right.
Hey, good morning, I don't know either one of you two.
Does anybody have important work here on a Monday?
Hello?
Brock, Brock, Brock, here we go.
Triple H's office, after you, sir.
Good morning, how are you?
You're not Stephanie, you're much prettier than she is.
Killer Kowalski, who did he ever train?
>> You can't go in there.
>> Sit down and shut up.
>> How's your day going?
Do you like working for Triple H?
Knock, knock, anybody home?
Brock we are looking at this the executive offices of Triple H,
look at the size of that logo.
It's the size of Triple H his ego.
The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, let's let's have respect for them, but
no respect for Brock Lesnar.
Brock, put it back, you know you'll never even have one chance at
a title as long as Triple H is making decisions around here.
I do like the way that looks on you.
Have a seat, [INAUDIBLE] yeah, look at that.
Chief Operating Officer and World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar.
[SOUND] Hello, I want Brock Lesnar,
I guess not [LAUGH].
You know Triple H is gonna be mad that you're here, don't you?
I bet it's the laptop, he sends all those nasty emails about you to mess.
Then Triple H is the type of guy that actually gets
a backup on his hard drive Brock.
>> You like that one!
That computer is gonna have no resale value, whatsoever.
Imagine of the nasty things Triple H thinks about all those sycophantic
employees here at WWE World Headquarters.
A one punch knockout by the reigning defending
World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar.
Brock, Brock, now, Brock,
Triple H might get really mad if you do something like this.
Brock.
[LAUGH] Now, that's the way a real man uses a sledgehammer.
Look at this joint, you have trashed his office.
[SOUND] Man, this reminds me what Triple H
is gonna look like after the Steel Cage Match.
You're gonna trash his entire, Brock, not the TV.
Mr. Lesnar, you have a future as an interior decorator.
This entire place is trashed.
Appropriate, since Triple H married into trash, well,
I think he gets the message now, don't you?
The destruction in this office is exactly the destruction that awaits
Triple H when he gets locked inside the Steel Cage with Brock Lesnar.
>> I think we're done.
>> I think we ought to be going, just in case Triple H is wondering,
I think I'll leave him my business card.
Let them know that we were here.
>> Job well done.
>> It's gone, that's pretty extreme.