JASON: 104.3 4, The Zone.
It's me, Jason the Hog.
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And we got the--
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--93.4 The Zone Summer Jam coming up down at Miller
Park this summer, July 14.
We got Saliva, Three Doors Down, Powerman 5000, Taproot,
Sevendust, Mudvayne, all headlining the 104.3
The Zone's, uh, stage.
And we also are gonna have-- uh, Ted Nugent's going
to give a speech for about-- [GUNSHOT]
SOUND BOARD: Yee haw! - --uh, 20 minutes.
So get your tickets.
The first 100 callers get, uh, free tickets.
So get on the phones.
Just want to talk a little bit about, uh--
if you're not eating-- if you're-- if you're not
getting your fries from Checkers,
you're out of your mind.
The fries at Checkers are incredible.
They're not even really fries.
They're kind a-- of a spicy potato, if you ask me.
Deep fried spicy potato--
I love.
And I tell you one other thing.
They're forcing-- they're forcing kids
to eat all these tropical fruits in the-- in the school lunches.
I say, my son's not gay.
My son eat apple grape.
No mango, no peach, no--
no cream.
You keep that out of my goddamn son's mouth.
So now when-- now when it's time for my son to eat lunch,
I come to school. I watch him.
I watch what he eats.
I stand above his shoulder.
I watch what he eats because I also--
I do the same thing.
I make sure that he-- uh, makes sure
that he-- makes sure that he bathes properly.
I want my son to be strong--
strong boy.
I want my son to be, uh--
you know what I'd love for my son?
I'd love for my son, you know, on my 80th birthday, his 20th,
I take him down.
I take him down to the Grand Canyon, and we stand there.
And I hope that he's strong enough that he picks me up,
he throws me down to the Grand Canyon,
and kills me I don't want to live in a world.
I'm-- I'm glad I'm almost dead.
I'm glad I'm almost dead.
I'm sick of this crap, all this music-- oh, you know,
rap is crap.
Let me tell you that.
I miss-- I miss cool bands, you know?
Slipknot, Stone Sour, Powerman 5000, Marilyn Manson, you know?
Whatever happened to metal?
Ever since Metallica cut their hair, it's been bad, And I--
I'm friends with James Hetfield.
I'm friends with-- he's one of my best friends.
He's a close, personal friend.
And I said-- I gave--
I've gave-- I've given him some lyrics.
And yes, I've been to Planned Parenthood undercover.
And I got footage of them saying that they take those baby
parts, and they-- they're making--
they're making soldiers out of them
down at the School of Americas.
A lot of those, uh, special forces soldiers are made out
of embryos that they've stolen.
Wake up, all right?
I'll tell you another thing.
My-- my wife passed away.
She died on a cruise ship.
Not-- not much I can do about it.
International waters-- she passed away in the shower.
Yes, I completed the cruise.
We had two-- two days at sea.
What the hell you want me to do?
Uh, Billy Corgan is in the news.
Billy is a personal friend of mine.
I love Billy.
Me and Billy have hung out plenty of times.
Billy, one of my--
he was at my wedding.
Remember one time, me and Billy--
Billy came over to my house.
He said, I'm-- I'm--
I'm low.
I said, all right.
Well, you know what?
How about we do this?
How about we go out to the bowling alley?
I'll get us a couple of 40s, and we can, uh, get,
uh-- we can get all tanked up down at the bowling alley,
have some fun, maybe find some girls.
He says, that sounds really great.
Billy was into the, uh, "Dragon Ball Z."
So, uh, we go down there and, uh, we're having a blast.
Billy says to me, you know, I'm feeling--
I'm feeling insane.
I said Billy, you know what you sound like?
He said, what?
I said, you sound like a rat in a cage.
And he said, that's a song.
He wrote it down.
I didn't get any credit.
I don't want any credit because you
know what I also said to him?
The same night, I said, hey, Billy.
Let me tell you something.
The world is a vampire.
And he said, that's a song.
He wrote it down, number one hit.
So Billy, if you're listening, I miss you.
Please, uh, um, um, you know, it's not looking good for me.
It's not looking good for me.
Radio-- radio's, uh, you know.
All right, thank you guys so much.