(upbeat music)
- [Announcer] Has this ever happened to you?
- You turn on the faucet to wash your hands.
You go like that.
That thing flips on, and you whoa.
And then dong dong.
- [Announcer] Worry no more
with the Donald J. Trump Dishwasher!
- I'm talking about dishwashers
that give you more water so you can actually wash
and rinse your dishes without having to do it 10 times!
- [Announcer] And it can be yours
for the low, low price of $10!
- 10, your dishes are gonna be beautiful.
- [Announcer] Order now and receive
a free Donald J. Trump One-Flush Toilet.
- People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times.
10 times, right?
10 times, bwam, bom, not me, of course, not me, but you.
("The Daily Show" theme music)