[LIGHT MUSIC]
Hi.
I'm Kristen Bell, and I don't know anything.
Well, that's not true.
I know some things.
I know the square root of 81 is 9.
I know how to spell supercalifragili
sticexpialidocious.
But let's face it.
These facts don't matter.
These are old people facts.
New people don't even need math anymore.
They have you, internet.
So today, I'm here to get an education
from the real experts on life.
S U P E R C A L I F R A G I L I S T I C E X P I A L I D O C I O
U S. (WHISPERING) I still got it.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) To all you moms out there
who've been doing it right.
[BELL RINGING]
That's a nice size.
Today, we're going to be talking about words these days.
New words.
OK.
This class is going to make me cooler, right?
Yes.
And let me ask you one quick question before we start.
Are people still doing this?
[ELECTRIC GUITAR RIFF]
Yes.
OK, good.
Well, we're off to a good start, so I'm just
going to put like A-plus on this page.
I'll start a new page.
OK, dogs.
Dogs is what you call your friends, like as a nickname.
And then what do you call your dogs?
Well, I call my dogs dogs, and then I
call my friends also dogs.
That's tight means if something is cool, or for instance,
say, that shirt you have on is tight.
Is my shirt too tight?
No, it's hard.
That's hard means like, yo, that shirt's hard.
Which means like-- shirt is cool, and it's like nice.
Yeah.
And then dope means, like, that's hard,
which means it's like nice.
Lit means something that's cool that you're doing.
OK.
Trippin', like when someone says something wrong.
Weak.
I use it like three meanings, like you're not strong--
Three?
Oh my god, hold on.
The same thing is trash.
Trash means like--
I beat my friend in a video game.
We say, you're trash.
Do you want to take a test?
Do I-- well, do I want to take a test?
You're trippin'.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Pop quiz!
"Dope" is cool.
"That's hard" is also cool.
And you say that kind of stuff to your dogs,
unless you're trippin' and you're calling them trash.
Yes.
A-plus.
[BELL RINGING]
[SPLATTERING SOUND EFFECTS]
Oh!
3, 2, 1.
It's like worms.
Ew, I don't like worms.
Ew, me neither.
Have you ever had pinworms?
What are those?
Ew!
My kids gave them to me.
My kids are gross.
OK.
Then we add-- ay, ay, ay!
Mamma mia!
(ITALIAN ACCENT) Make a pizza pie!
So this is tWitch.
This is a guy streaming himself playing FIFA, which is soccer.
And this is him here.
Yeah.
He has a face cam.
So the face cam is inside his pretend soccer game.
Well, no.
He has like a regular face cam that's
probably connected to his PC that's facing towards him.
And then he connected it to his Playstation.
So this is him playing his game while his face is right here.
Are you a rocket surgeon?
No.
[MUSIC - "BABY SHARK"]
(SINGING) Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, baby shark,
doo, doo, doo, doo--
It's got like a hip hop--
(SINGING) --shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, baby shark.
Grandma shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Grandma--
There's no teeth.
Never miss a chance to make fun of your elders.
(SINGING) Let's go hunt, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Oh.
I don't know how I feel about this.
I guess the circle of life, right?
You gotta teach it.
You know what?
Do I have my pink?
Yeah.
You are actually good at sharing.
Thank you, Cameron.
I've tried for 38 years to be good at sharing.
You're 38 years old?
Cameron.
[CHUCKLES]
Can you believe it?
Is this how you stay in shape?
And it just goes on a loop like that.
Mm-hm.
And how many times do you watch it in a row
before you throw up?
When I think about the future of the world,
I am equal parts confident and terrified,
which is exactly how my mom felt about me,
and how her mom felt about her.
And some day, these guys will grow up
and roll their eyes at whatever it is their kids are into.
Can I show you a cool game that you don't have to plug in?
Yes.
OK.
Jacks.
Bounce the rubber ball.
Try to pick up the jacks all at once.
Two.
I got one.
That's good.
That's good for your first time!
Do you know what is kind of cool?
We're playing together and we're smiling more than
when we were watching tWitch.
And I'm not even sure we're playing this properly.