[Beeping noise]
TECH: Situation is critical, sir
TECH: Should we do something?
DIRECTOR: Yes. Send her in
TECH: Roger that
TECH: Come in number one, number one, you are green
DIRECTOR: Activate failsafe
TECH: Copy, sir
TECH: Initiating beta protocol
NORTH: Well, out of the frying pan and into the fire
SOUTH: Eh, figure I could take about fifty of 'em
How about you?
NORTH: How 'bout you save your jokes until we get out of this?
SOUTH: Where the hell is extraction?!
SOLDIER: Attention assholes!
SOLDIER: Stand down! You're surrounded!
SOLDIER: Give us the data file now!
SOLDIER: You will be taken into custody!
SOLDIER: We can either do this the easy way,
SOLDIER: Or the hard way
SOLDIER: There is no escape, so give us the damn data file!
NORTH: Get down!
NORTH: Son of a bitch
SOUTH: What's going on?!
NORTH: It's her.
SOUTH: What?!
SOUTH: What's she doing here?
FEMALE AGENT: Okay, my turn.
SOLDIER: Oh my god, oh my god, oh yes! A rifle!
SOLDIER 2: Uh, hey man. I hate to bother you, but I think that's my rifle you're holding
SOLDIER: The hell are you talking about?!
SOLDIER: Just grab any rifle! Like, look at that!
SOLDIER: There's seriously a pile of rifles-
SOLDIER 2: No, that's my good rifle, that's the one I sleep with every-
SOLDIER: Are you kidding me man-?!
NORTH: South! Look out!
SOUTH: North!
No!
SOLDIER: What the-?
SOUTH: I got you
Move!
SOUTH: Come in Command! We have wounded!
SOUTH: Get us out of here!
Right. Now!
FEMALE AGENT: Come on you two, we're leaving
FEMALE AGENT: Sorry about the mess, fellas
FEMALE AGENT: Package is secure, everybody on board
PILOT: Somebody call for a ride?
FEMALE AGENT: You're late.
PILOT: Ah well, you can take it outta my tip
DONUT: Nice shot!
DONUT: Hit them again, Simmons!
SIMMONS: Roger!
SARGE: Did we hit 'em?
SIMMONS: I don't know, hard to tell
TUCKER: Missed, bitches!
SIMMONS: Aw, damn it
DONUT: I have a plan
DONUT: We need to use stealth
SIMMONS: Great idea!
DONUT: Okay, let's try this
DONUT: Sir, you lay down some cover fire
DONUT: Simmons, the two of us can sneak around their backsides, and slip on in
SIMMONS: Okay. Just saying stealth was enough, man
SIMMONS: We don't need to expand on good ideas
SIMMONS: Especially after other people have already agreed to them
SARGE: Sounds good sir!
SARGE: I mean, wait, I'm the sir
SARGE: But we should do that! Make it so
CHURCH: Hey Reds! Yo! Hold on a second, cease fire
DONUT: Who the hell is that?
SARGE: It's one of the Blue guys, he's just walking up here!
DONUT: All by himself? That guy is fucked
SIMMONS: Totally
DONUT: He's gonna get totally fucked
SIMMONS: Okay see?! Right there. You changed the way you said it again
SIMMONS: Can you not do that please?
CHURCH: Hey guys, hold up you hear?
CHURCH: Hello? Augh!
CHURCH: What the hell! Cease fire, man! It's me!
DONUT: Yeah we know it's you, dipshit
DONUT: That's why we're shootin'
CHURCH: I just want to talk for a second!
SIMMONS: Yeah so what? What does that mean?
CHURCH: Yeah, I just want to talk to you about... uh...
CHURCH: ...somethin'
CHURCH: Oh shit.
CHURCH: I think I fucked up
CHURCH: I fucked up didn't I
CHURCH: You guys don't know who I am
SARGE: Maybe we should giv'im a chance
SARGE: See what he has to say
SARGE: He could provide some intel by accident
SARGE: Or, give us the Blue perspective
SARGE: I always wanted to hear that
DONUT: I want to shoot him
SIMMONS: Okay, just to be clear I understand what you meant by that
SIMMONS: I get that you want to shoot him. With bullets.
DONUTS: Red, hot, bullets
SIMMONS: Please, that's enough
SARGE: Let's hear him out, then you shoot him
DONUT: How about I just wound him? Then he can still talk and I get to shoot him
DONUT: That's a win-win
CHURCH: Not for me, I get shot!
SIMMONS: Okay, how about this? Donut gets to shoot you in exchange for
SIMMONS: you getting to say what you need to say
DONUT: Five minutes of talking, for one shot
DONUT: Where do you want it, Blue? The shoulder, or the foot?
CHURCH: Well obviously I would pick the foot but I don't want you guys to shoot me-
DONUT: Deal [Shoots]
CHURCH: OW! Son of a bitch!
DONUT: Okay, your five minutes have started, go