- What are we doing today, Wes?
- Haircut.
- That's right, we're getting haircuts.
(snipping sounds)
- I have never stabbed you before in my life.
- Oh, no!
- Oh God, I just took off the biggest piece!
It's fine, it'll be fine.
- Do you want me to look like a Jewish old man?
- Here we go!
- You think it's easy to make me look this mediocre?
A lotta hard work goes into...this.
- What's up, everybody?
A portion of today's video is an ad for Candy Crush Saga.
Now let's get cuttin'!
(theme music)
- The day has finally come.
We are six weeks into quarantine,
but I needed a haircut about three weeks before that.
- It's been about three months
since I've gotten a haircut, and it's gettin' wild.
- Oh!
- Oh, did I just hit you in the face?
- (laughing) A little bit.
- Before we get started on the haircut,
we are going to give Wes a haircut.
Oh wow... that little last one was pretty short!
- Maggie, have you ever cut anyone's hair before?
- Never, I think I've cut my sister's bangs before,
but she hated them.
- Great, then we're gonna do awesome today!
- But today to help us out, we are watching
David Dang's tutorial that talks about our hair,
how to cut it, how to approach it...
- I'm David Dang, I'm a hair stylist.
I've been styling Eugene's hair for six years.
- (man) David Dang has been exclusively
cutting my hair for the last couple years.
- I've had to get a couple haircuts not from him,
and they were all disasters.
- So what you first and foremost want to do
is you want to a fun consultation with your partner.
Hi partner, how are you?
- Welcome to Maggie's Mops, what are you looking for today?
- I was kind of looking for a faux-hawk,
so I think that we're good here, this is perfect.
- Oh, perfect!
- So we're supposed to do the Try Guys at-home hair today,
and Matt's supposed to cut my hair.
So you're the only one who can cut my hair?
Can I cut Matt's hair?
- (Matt) No.
- And you normally bring in a picture of...
- John Krasinski, because Becky sends me
with a photo of John Krasinski and says,
"Make him look like this,"
and I keep saying, "No, we don't look the same."
- Okay, I guess we're gonna cut the dog's hair.
Do you prefer that, Matt?
- (Matt) Yeah...
- David has recorded a proper way to give an at-home haircut
but Ariel will not be watching it today--
- I don't think I need it.
- Yeah.
- So depending upon what type of hair you have,
you wanna make sure you section correctly,
and that's the crown area up.
- You know, most men, they get the short hair on the side...
- (laughing) David has never held it like that.
- I'm not, (laughing) I'm not David.
- Okay...
- But I think it'll turn out fine.
- Well, yeah, but did she cut...
(laughing) I've never stabbed you before in my life!
- All my hair, it grows out the side.
- (laughing) I don't think you have enough!
- It's like that TikTok, "You can put it in a bun!"
- (Matt) Wait...
- Okay, hello, welcome to the Doggie Salon,
what's your name, what's his name?
- (Matt) Kimbop.
- Kimbop, I'm gonna call you Kimberly!
Okay, Kimberly, are you ready to get sexy?
- I'm very nervous... I delayed this video--
We were supposed to shoot on Monday.
It's now Friday.
(suspenseful music)
- I'm gonna go ahead and take my classes off
'cause they're getting smooshed.
- Smooshed.
- Ow, my eyeball, my God!
- Sorry, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
- Was it me?
- Yeah.
- Oh, I'm sorry!
- Now if they have longer hair,
just go very slowly, just in case you get--
that's why you brush all of it on top in the beginning.
(suspenseful music)
- Oh!
- Here we go!
- Oh my god, this feels so wrong!
Look how much hair there is here!
- Oh, you're going for it, she's going for it.
- (cheers) Oh, there's so much hair!
- (laughing) Oh, boy, oh.
- (shrieks)
- Yay, look at that: tada, we got hairs cut!
I feel good.
It feels like the clippers are much easier.
You're choosing a way harder approach.
- Because I'm afraid to rip your mole
off the back of your head!
- You won't, you won't.
- Oh my god, I just took off the biggest piece!
- Ooh...
- You stressin'?
- We've been doing this for a minute,
and there's already that much hair on the ground.
- (both) Daddy's getting a haircut!
- Normally the hand would go on this,
the top of the head, so they don't move,
'cause they're probably gonna try to run from you.
- So anyways, yeah, I've been doing good,
- Good, good, glad to hear it.
- We're in quarantine now, so it's--
- Whoops!
- Whoa, what just happened?
- I went into my clipper area.
- Oh no.
- It's fine!
Can I just stop there, can I just do the--
- No, no, I got like a troll top and half of a head cut.
I look like June and Poppy.
- Oh, you do!
- Okay, here we go, don't look at the scissors,
don't look at the scissors.
Okay--don't!
Oh wow, that's a trim, look at that.
- Yeah.
- Who do you think--
- I don't know, man.
- --of all the Try Wives, Try Spouses, will do the best?
- I think Maggie's gonna do the best,
because she sticks needles in people, and--
- That's true.
- --is very precise.
- (groaning)
- Sorry, sorry!
Now you know how girls feel.
Y'all know what I'm talking about!
Remember when you were younger
and your mom was in a bad mood?
She'd be brushing your hair like this...
- Ahh!
- You're gonna start to feel that your client
is more relaxed; this person is now trusting you.
(shrieks)
(metal music)
- No screaming necessary!
- You look kind of like a shaved dog.
- No, stop it, no, no, don't say that!
- Come back, come back!
- It is two to three inches long.
- I don't know what's happening here,
but I'm trying to figure it out.
- It's like riding a roller coaster,
but you know the roller coaster's gonna crash.
- Oh my god, stop it!
- I'm not even--
- I feel like I'm cutting the same part over and over again.
- (groans)
(relaxing music)
- If you guys have any cowlicks, right?
If anybody has any cowlicks,
you wanna go with the cowlick and not against the cowlick.
(metal music)
- Whoa, whoa whoa... to the scalp line.
- Yeah, but it just didn't pin up, so--
- Okay, well get another pin!
- Okay!
- Oh my god!
- No, no, no, Wesley, no!
- Wes!
- Wes, Wes, no!
- Sometimes I do see, out of the corner of my eye,
Becky coming with scissors and going away with scissors...
- 'Cause I'm--I don't know what to do!
(relaxing music)
- I'm sorry, bud.
I feel like he needs it over his eye...
(metal music)
- Don't plug it in!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Don't go shaving my crown!
- No, Wesley, we don't play with the power outlet.
- I told you!
- Do you want me to look like a Jewish old man?
(laughing)
I'm gonna get there eventually!
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- This is crazy, you have no idea what's going on right now.
I need to go so I can pass this and get my booster bundle.
I'mma go play this, you guys get back to the video, okay?
- Thanks again to Candy Crush Saga
for this ad in this portion of our video.
Now back to the haircuts!
- What do you think about
what you talk about with your hairdresser?
Should I tell you my deepest, darkest secrets, then?
Okay...
Do you know about the time I pooped my pants in first grade?
So we had this weird rule where only one person
was allowed to go to the bathroom at once during recess.
- Yeah.
- And I really had to poop, like, really badly.
So she was like, that was the rule, I wasn't allowed to go,
and I was like, "Come on!"
So finally I just pooped my pants.
So I decided instead of taking my poop out of my pants,
I was just going to go back to class.
And so I got to my seat, and I remember
the feeling of my poo contouring to the shape of my butt,
and for the rest of the day, we went to the library,
then we went somewhere else,
and people were like, "Weird, it smells like poop..."
And I'm like, "Yeah, right, isn't that crazy?
Why does it smell so bad?
It's, like, following us, that's crazy!"
- Ew!
- If you're a little nervous around the ear,
you can hold it down so they don't hear you crying...
- I am sweating right now.
- I can tell.
- I am so nervous, watch it, watch it!
- Okay...
- Easy, if you just jab that in there,
you're gonna create a line
between my beard and my sideburns.
- I don't--
- You just fold the whole ear down like this
to create your shape.
- This is scary, this is really scary.
(buzzing)
- That felt professional, felt like the real deal.
- Yeah, well one side is shorter than the other now.
- Well, just make 'em match!
- You're keeping my ear so safe.
- Whatever you do on one side,
you wanna do on the other side.
Well, you're doing a--
- Do I? (laughing)
- Well, you're--
- No shit, bro!
- You're freaking out so I'm trying
to give you some very basic--
- I know!
- --things to focus on.
(sober music)
- You wanna go in a flick-out motion,
which means up, and flick out; up, flick out.
- Don't dive into the hair;
go from the bottom to the middle and pull out.
Hi, kitty, you're next.
- Oops... (laughing)
- "Oops"? What oops?
- You're doing great with the four.
- What do you mean, "oops"?
- Is it getting terrible?
It feels like a nice length
but it's not the same length as this,
so it's gonna have to match this.
- Sometimes I'll just be zoning out--
not zoning out, but I'm doing it
and I'm like, "Wait, what am I doing?"
And I have to remind myself...
Sorry, I know that's not a good thing to say right now.
- No!
- All I said the motion for was to clean that line.
- No, you said, "Use the clippers."
It's like, how short do I cut it?
- I don't know!
- It's gonna get super short!
- I don't know, but you can't leave it like that!
(laughing)
You can't leave it like that!
- You don't--
- No, I know I did a great job with the four.
- You don't twitch and then--
- Don't tell me what to do!
- (mouthing) Oh my god...
- I'm the hair stylist!
- You want a banana?
- Okay, that's not the best...
- A bowl, that's what I keep tell you!
It's not good, it's bad.
- Oh, no...
(laughing)
Oh no, oh no...
The back is so bad!
- I watched the movie "Barbershop,"
it doesn't mean I'm a barber.
I'm just gonna shave it...
- No, don't shave it off!
- I was wondering why you were hacking away for so long.
- I was just trying to straighten it out...
- I saw the back and I thought it would be a simple fix.
- It is, for a hair stylist!
It's a simple fix for someone who knows how to do this!
- Oh my god...
- I was trying to make a line!
- You gave me a partial fade, which is really just a...
Oh, no! (moaning)
- If you're thinking about cutting your hair, don't.
If you're thinking about cutting your partner's hair, don't.
Just wait 'til this is over, let it grow out!
- All right, well I've got
a lot of really cool hats I can wear.
I look like Timothee Chalamet in that Medieval times movie.
So we're gonna Facetime David for the third time.
- (Maggie) I really trying, David, I'm really stressed out!
- We're trying to make--
- I know, I'm stressed out for you!
- I think I just need to use a medium blade,
and then I'll just even it out.
- Okay...
- We have butt shears to cut Bowie's butt curtains.
Are you gonna use butt hole scissors on my head?
- Okay, so yeah, David gave us some tips.
He said, "Push all this forward."
- I need you to take the hair out this way,
so you remember you were doing the comb this way?
- Mmhmm.
- You were cutting that?
You need to take it out this way
so that you do the thinning shears
like this around the head.
- You wanna play "Yummy Tummy"?
- We'll listen to "Yummy" after.
- Oh, this is way better.
- He wants to listen to "Yummy" by Justin Bieber.
- We're just gonna do a little point cut.
- So go a little deeper, just a little bit deeper.
Try it again.
- Deeper...
- Go deep.
- Try to do just a little downward trim with the shears.
- I'm just gonna make it all a little uneven,
so that you can't tell where I cut it.
- You know, I don't think it's a real technique--
- Oh yeah!
- --but I think it worked maybe a little?
- It worked a little bit.
- But you are doing what David does.
- It doesn't look that bad, it looks better.
- (Maggie) One...
- (both) Two...
- Go deep, yeah, right there, like that!
- Yay!
- You can relax now 'cause I did the worst thing,
and now I'm just fixing it.
- There we go, who's looking handsome?
- I think that you kind of, sorta, pulled off a fade.
- All right, she's going in for the finishing touches...
Go, Maggie, go, you got this, champion of the world!
You know the best part about hair?
It grows back... well, until it doesn't.
This was actually a lot of fun.
It was a little bit stressful at times,
but it's not a big deal.
It's just hair, and honestly, if she messed up,
that means that she has to look at it, so...
- Hairy there for a bit...
(laughing)
but I think it came out really well, I really like it.
It's the type of style of haircut
I normally get in the summer.
- Yes, Wes, Ariel gave me and Wes haircuts
at home, without instructions.
- Pen!
- A pen!
- You do a nice little boy on picture day?
(laughing)
Look at you!
Say bye to all your fans, you beautiful dog.
(theme music)
- It's tough, too, because you literally
have never gotten a haircut as a guy,
and for those in the comments, no,
we are not cutting their hair next!
This is low stakes; that is life and death.