-Parents, I have a very important message for you.
Hang on. Actually, this is all wrong.
Rope!
Yeah, there we go.
This one's from the heart, people.
Wow. This is a sand castle.
Parents, it's time for a vacation revolution.
We got to make some sweeping changes.
I have been thinking we need to stop having
these half vacations,
or vague-cations
or even fake-cations.
We need to start having whole vacations.
You know when you go away and give your kids
the best gift of all -- your undivided attention.
Can I be frank for a moment?
All those fancy roller coasters and things like room service,
that's cool.
We really just want to spend time with you.
Yeah, you. I know, right?
We want a whole house to run around in and dance.
We want to make milkshakes, and we want to make them in style.
It's time for a milkshake party.
You want to have those moments
that you might not realize they're moments.
But they're totally moments to us, okay?
I can help you to craft
a perfect away-from-my-e-mail e-mail.
Whatever your name is, that's your part.
I can't write the whole e-mail for you.
That's cheating.
Whoa, this is a nice kitchen.
Oh! Sorry it's time for an equation.
Hey, look, you tell us all the time,
"When I was your age," blah blah.
It's time to put your money where your mouth is.
We're doing this together, so be a kid again.
Look at this amazing sand castle.
It's great, not because of its three-story awesomeness.
I'm talking about what it means.
Flying buttresses like this,
they only work when a grown-up is hanging out with a kid
doing kid-like things.
We want to build a sand castle
and we want to do it with you.
Let's all put our phones down.
I want to see families going full analog.
#nofilters. #idontknowwhatanalogis.
This is a message to parents of the world,
whole vacations.
KP out.