(mid-tempo music)
♪ Dream ♪
(digital beep) - Wait.
♪ Ah ah ah ah among us ♪
(mid-tempo music)
♪ Ah ah ah ah among us ♪
They were playing among us.
A mongeese, a mongoose.
(man laughing) I'm so funny.
I played this game a couple of times.
I'm very hesitant on playing it on my channel
because I'm different, I'm built different.
You know what I mean?
It's a really cute game, very popular.
So...
Hey, I don't wanna waste that much time
because I know there's people out there
that wanna see me cry.
And probably people that don't give a shit about me
and just want to see people play among us.
People that don't know what among us is.
Imagine,
how tired we are of how much of under a rock
you've been living, bitch!
A bunch a little toenail looking thing with different colors
walkin' around, doin' task and shit.
And then suddenly, boom, you're killed, bitch!
Now you gotta find out which one
of y'all killed the other person.
And if you don't you lose, and if you do you win.
(man blowing raspberry)
I don't know, I did not tell you
I was a good person at explaining things.
I don't know why you came here for that.
Google exists.
Like you shouldn't be coming here
for me to explain how like technology works.
I don't even know either, you know?
I'm just like pressing a few buttons,
and suddenly I made a video, and suddenly it's online.
Girl, don't give me that much credit.
Actually, do give me credit, give me a lot of credit.
Actually, make me famous.
I was wondering how I can spice up this video.
And the only thing that came up to my mind is
for the entire time I'm playing the game,
I should only communicate in stan lingo.
♪ Across the deep end ♪
♪ What ta ta ta ta been ♪
You don't know what stan lingo is?
Have you ever heard a black grandmother
from Louisiana talk?
Now do that, but like put,
like Nicki Minaj after every word.
You know what I mean?
So like, ooh child, turns into like, ooh child, Nicki Minaj.
You know what I mean?
Or like a gay black man, in his late twenties,
that's just like tired of everyone.
Me and a few years, so from like, ooh sis snap, ooh.
To like, ooh sis snap, Nicki Minaj.
Week snatch, Ariana Grande, you know?
You get it, you get it, we get it.
Seems like we can't stop it, so we just get it.
Life is always better with a little bit
of chocolate in your life.
So that's why you take a culture.
(man laughing)
Okay, let's play this game.
And here we are, here it is.
There it is, there we are.
There goes the toe loading in space
to ominous sounding music.
Are you sure this ain't only fans?
Online, play, bitch.
We goin' straight into the shit.
We don't need no tutorial.
We don't need no guidance.
I should name myself.
What should I name my name myself,
what should I name myself?
I should name myself six, know what I mean?
No, no, no, I'm going to name myself Tea.
So anyone accuses me and says, "It was Tea,"
I'll be like, "Ooh, girl, how high, get it, get it?
You get a stans?
Fine game, let's go, bitch!
Here we are, here it is, here it is.
Ready for some Tea?
Y'all see me, y'all see me.
Y'all little Tea, look at little Tea.
Look at little Tea Tea.
Here we go.
And I'm a crew mate.
Great way to start this video.
I'm going to do some fucking tasks,
go around this fucking map.
Where's the fuck,
I don't fucking know anything in fucking this game.
Okay, walking up, pressing a button, downloading the bitch.
This is game play.
This is the epitome of gameplay of 2020.
Quarantine 2020.
And now guess what we do?
Now we walk over here, we walk over here.
You see me?
Then we press use again.
And then we press upload bitch.
Yeah, you see that?
Epitome game play.
Name another.
Name, ooh, okay, okay, we're doing this.
We're doing this.
Ooh, sis snapped.
I don't know, set, where, in elec.
And then I just go ooh sis snapped.
And then blue boat, they said it's green.
It's green.
That's what they got, they upvoted me.
So I'm just going to skip.
Great.
Epitome of game play kids.
This is what's hot on the twit.
Wow.
I'm supposed to be a stan.
Should I be like, singing?
♪ Ooh you belong with me ♪
♪ You belong with me ♪
♪ Straight straight up hell on a forehead ♪
♪ Then we go down to the floor ♪
♪ Ooh baby ♪
♪ You belong with me ♪
♪ You belong with-- ♪
(buzzer blaring)
Oh, they said stop singing.
Ooh, sis, wig, snatched.
Wig snaked.
Yes, that's exactly what I mean, yellow.
Yellow to you, to since Dan, junkook.
I don't know.
And there she goes.
SIS flu, people leaving the game!
They said no, they said can't stand junkook in here.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
These people dying.
Says people how your dying and shit.
People dying and shit.
Ooh, they said no cussing.
We killing people in this game.
But don't say shit.
Death, bones, blood guts.
Shit, no, Jesus Christ.
Yep, exactly.
Your last task sis.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Okay, boom, boom, boom, great.
Nope?
Okay, we'll stop it.
Boom, okay.
Nope, okay.
No, no, no, so no, not this one, no.
There we go.
Okay, thank you.
We finished sis, we can just party.
Dance to some Nikki Mini, some Arinini,
some Buttus, you know what I mean?
And boom, just like that, we winners.
Now, when can I kill somebody?
Am I allowed to kill?
Let me murder?
There's only three of us.
Okay great.
And that the T.
(man laughing)
And everyone left, it's just me now.
(funky beat)
Hey, you know what?
I'm going to tweet out this code
and see if anyone wants to join.
Ooh someone joined.
Hey sis, what's the tea sises?
This is how stans talk, right, in their group chat?
With their Timothy Charlemagne profile pictures
and like bunch of hearts around there, like bios.
you know, you know, you know.
Mmm, bone, the shackle.
Okay, great.
Are these my stans?
Are you guys my stans?
Stan party?
Here we go stans, let's go stans.
We snappin'.
Here we go sises.
Here we go sissy sissies, here we go sis.
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.
Damn.
Well damn, she got four people.
Jesus Christ.
We just started.
We just started sis.
I guess I didn't stan black pink enough.
(funky beat)
Sis, I don't give a shit.
Ooh, there's slime?
Ooh, there's slime now.
Ooh there's bat, oh is it ooky spooky design?
Noted!
Ooky spooky, okay, wow.
They're really killing bitches left and right.
What's happening?
I'm sad, big sad.
Sksksksksksk, wig, snatched wig flu.
Boom.
And just like that.
Name another, don't name another.
Hey sis, A Grande?
A Grande?
Grande?
Omg, I stan!
Wait, where'd she go?
Where'd she go?
I'm imposter.
That's a great news.
But Ariana Grande is gone.
That's bad.
Okay, we about to kill a bitch.
I would love to do, I would love to do this.
I'm gonna kill somebody.
We finna kill somebody, we going to kill,
we gonna kill, kill, we gonna kill them.
(man beatboxing)
Here we go.
Whyyyyyy!
I can clear red and purple, they did the card swipe.
Yeah clear me bitch, I didn't do shit.
Clear me bitch!
Thanks blue, ditto.
Okay bitch, I ain't going to say shit.
I'm just going to sit here!
Finna kill somebody.
We finna kill somebody.
Let's murder.
Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah
dah, dah, dah, dah, dah
dah.
There let's go.
Let's go.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
And just like that,
just like that, we went in, I only killed two people
but we won bitch.
Ooh the auction is depleting.
I don't give a shit.
I can die.
I don't care about death.
I ain't afraid of no death.
Death didn't raise me.
I sleep good at night.
This time I'll be better
than I'm stronger than I have been before.
Right, right?
That's how it is.
Hey LGBTQ community.
Hey!
I like white, white said gay rights.
White said gay rights.
Wait a minute.
You can't say gay?
You can't say gay.
You can't say gay?
What, wait, why can't you say gay?
Why am I offended?
Now I'm mad.
Like I get it.
Gay is like an insult to like eight year olds.
But to my gay ass, it is my call.
It's my name plate.
It's my brand, it's my money.
This time.
I'll be stronger
than I have been in the last two times before this time.
This time, I'll be an American.
Licking donuts and shit.
I don't know, you can't say gay.
They said gays, who are those?
Never heard of her.
Gays, oh, you mean the cuss word?
I'm following Lunar.
You said, hey, gays I'm not a stan.
Acknowledged the LGBTQ community.
And now you are our Charlie XCX.
Okay, this is the epitome of gameplay kids.
Is that mac me sees?
It is I and that's a tea.
O M G, you didn't kill me though.
Oh, no, I wasn't the imposter.
Oh no, I wasn't the imposter.
I'm just here.
Hello, let's go stans period.
Here he is.
That's also one, they came from.
- Melanin. - Exactly.
This time,
I'll be stronger than I have been the last seven times
in the past, this time, I will break the chain
of my intellectual property.
I don't know.
Ooh, body slay, body slew, body, slain.
Wig, flew, oh lamb beats us?
Ooh, ooh?
Okay, whatever whatever.
Hello?
This time, I'll be all over the place
because I have more muscle mass.
This time, I will destroy the chains
of my past because I have muscle mass.
That's the, those are the words.
Those are the words.
Oops, is mac in the game?
I am in the game.
Twerk if you're innocent.
I'm still stuck on how we can say gay.
Bitch, G-A-Y, why can't we say gay?
Let us say gay.
2021, let the toenail say gay.
The toenails can say gay, we allow it.
Come on among us, say gay rights.
This time, I will create a, the vast majority of humanity.
This time, I will conquer everything.
- Those are the words, those are the words.
I think I'm fine.
Honestly, kill me.
Kill me.
Honestly, murder me.
I'm perfectly fine with that.
If I were to die, I would love to die with oxygen depletion.
You know what I mean?
That sounds fun.
That sounds spicy.
(man laughing)
I'm not suicidal guys.
I promise.
This time I will break the entire internet of humanity.
This time, I will destroy the bat of the human race.
That's the lyrics.
Those are the lyrics.
I don't want to die, I don't want to die.
I don't want die, I don't wanna die.
Green sucks, green aside, green aside!
What is this?
Okay, that was weird.
I don't know.
Okay.
This time I will destroy the world
and all of its people.
This time, I will create chaos upon homosapiens.
So those are the words.
Someone murder me!
Kill me sis.
Kill me.
Sis, kill me.
Slay me sis, slay me, slay me sis, murder me.
Do it.
Take my edges.
Yes, this is, yes!
Yes!
Yes, attack of the stans!
You know what?
I'm going to play like another round or two.
And then I'm calling it a day.
I want to be murdered.
Slay me, daddy's.
The ghetto.
Lemon different, lemon built different.
Lemon built different, lemon scent.
I ain't following the ways.
Lemon said, I don't do that.
I stand in CT.
Someone better murder me.
Oop, I see a dead body, but it ain't me.
I guess I'll just piss on the floor.
Jealous, jealous, jealous of the death.
I want sweet aroma of death
Murder mac cult.
Exactly, exactly.
This time, I will break the world with all of its pieces.
This time, death is inevitable to everyone
that crosses my path.
Why am I still alive?
Why have I not been murdered?
Why are people following me and not murdering me?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I forgot that buyers a report!
I want death.
Still here, breathing.
Disappointing, is that person's username vaginya?
Why was I not murdered though?
Why was I not murdered?
Look how you ate, I didn't want to eat!
I wanted to be murdered!
Y'all just can't get murdered even if you try.
Over all witches now, we're witches now, here we go.
American Horror Story Coven, here we go.
I'm Jessica Lang, I'm Colin.
Here we go witches, last round.
Who's gonna burn at the stake?
- Ooh, oh, well.
There's a tie for murder, vaginya, it's time to commit.
Death!
Let's go, okay.
LOL Mac, it wasn't me!
No it's not, stop lying.
I just want to be murdered.
Any last words?
Stan black, pink.
Did you see that?
Only A-plus gamers get that exit.
He tried in that all that matter.
I'm big sad.
This time I will destroy the world.
And everything in it!
This time I will become the supreme,
and everyone will bow down to me.
What a great final game.
Getting booted off first, we lost, goddammit vagina.
I mean, this is my fault.
I got called out right from the beginning
but you know what?
God dammit, vagina.
Promo yourself, give that promo, tell me all your Twitter.
My bussy fat, I got that Silento, what?
Well, on that note.
Any of you bitches watching unsubscribe from Mac,
I'm going to commit arson.
Exactly, bitch, period.
What have we learned today kids?
That I suck, we learned I'm probably not the best.
Probably not the greatest.
But you know what?
Shut up.
We learned that standing black pink
doesn't have the power of keeping you alive
or getting you murdered.
And we also learned that Ariana
wants to destroy the universe.
According to her lyrics.
I didn't write 'em, I didn't write 'em.
Thank you so much for watching my little toe nails
commit some murders.
Subscribe to my only fans.
Shout out to I told you I'm bad.
And at Teddy bear Vibes who retweeted me on Twitter.
Comment down below.
What is your favorite game?
Honestly?
What is, what, what game is popular right now
that you want me to play?
Maybe I'll become more
of a gaming channel throughout the year.
Maybe that will be my switch.
Every YouTuber has that like time
where they just like switch their content.
What if I just like full ass, became a gamer.
I can't see it either sis, I'm sorry.
Last video I asked you guys what y'all doing
for Halloween and the call yourself out.
Dorksterz replied.
When people say to destroy gender roles,
I don't picture men becoming nurses
and women becoming doctors.
I picture Mac wearing sexy female clothes
that don't fit him.
Have y'all noticed like half the time
I don't even like reply with actual answers
from the question
and also enjoy your time,
y'all don't even answer my questions.
Ev's Atoms says, the Halloween party is staying home
and eating so much candy you almost barf
or do barf depending on how you feel.
Same.
Thank you guys so much for watching,
I'm going to go probably put on some deodorant
Because bitch, I'm sweating.
That made me sweaty.
Why am I, what?
(warped beat)