Hi, I'm Samantha Bee. Welcome to Full Frontal!
So, how was your weekend?
I turned off the news and watched
an amazing film about a woman president
then I smuggled that film to the neutral
zone for the man in the high castle but
it didn't work
we're still in the wrong timeline!
Com on, it's a dick joke. I was told people like those.
Donald Trump is assembling a White House
staff now that Barack Obama has told him
that's a thing presidents have to do.
(BOLDUAN) Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican
National Committee will be President
Trump's chief of staff
Okay, Reince Priebus, establishment
Republican. Good fundraiser. If you
rearrange his name it spells Eerie RNC
Pubis. But what else, what else
Oh! Trump's populace base haaates him. They want
an outsider. If Trump wants to make an
all-out stand he's gonna need an alt
right-hand man.
(COSTELLO) Today, Trump has only fueled racial concerns with the hiring
of his campaign CEO Steve Bannon has close
ties to the alt-right
fringe including white nationalists. His
rise to being the right-hand man to the
president is stirring during deep concerns at
Washington and beyond.
Today Trump has fueled racial concerns?
Bannon joined Trump's campain last summer.
How is CNN just now discovering that
he's the milkshake that brings all the
deplorables to the yard? We tried to warn you. We
made our poor staff artist draw a
million Pepes. He did not go to art school for this
he went to art school to get back at his
parents! Bannon's alt-right media cesspool
has raised the tenor of American
discourse with a daily glut of headlines like this:
(BOULDAN) birth control makes women
unattractive and crazy. These are
headlines from Breitbart News. Bill
Kristol, Republican spoiler, renegade Jew?
he's now our president-elect's Karl Rove
would the party of Lincoln care to
comment?
(TAPPER) he used Breitbart news to mainstream
white supremacist views, anti-semitic
views, racist views,
do you have any concerns about Steve
band being in the White House? (RYAN) No, I
don't have -- I don't have, I've never met
the guy. I don't know Steve and so I have no concerns.
I don't know him?
you know "I don't know her" Steve Bannon!
know her is for pop stars you're jealous
of, not white nationalists. I guess Paul
Ryan's rigorous vetting process for
determining if someone is bad consists
of two questions: have I met them and do
they have a private email server. So what
do other Republicans think of the man
Andrew Breitbart described as the Leni
Riefenstahl of the Tea Party movement?
(GINGRICH) you get this with all these smears of
Steve Bannon. Steve Bannon was a naval
officer. He was a managing partner of
Goldman Sachs. He was a
Hollywood movie producer
oh well I guess he can't be anti-semitic
he worked in Hollywood and finance ,those
industries are heaping with Jews. Try again, Newt.
I've never heard of the alt-right
Donald Trump has to be Donald Trump and the country will organize
yourself around who he is
All the Jews on my staff just left Jew-shape
holes in the wall
Sorry folks, you'll have to make do with
joke written by our black, female, and gay
writers
Goddammit they're gone too
so America's new Tsar has found his assputin
Dare I ask who else he's
considering for his staff?
(STELLAR) On Friday, Corey Lewandowski resigned from CNN. seems like
he'll be taking a job in the Trump
administration
why would he need to leave CNN for that?
will a cranked-up buzzcut accused of
assaulting a reporter be the next press
secretary? Who knows? Trump's so
unpredictable he's just as likely to
appoint a rabid possum in hopes that it
would bite Katie Tur
I mean sure, the possums got zero
qualifications, but she's loyal and
that's what matters when you're staffing
your Sopranos pork store on Pennsylvania
Avenue