(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.
I GREETLY APPRECIATE IT.
I REALLY DO.
>> I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO LISTEN SOME MUSIC, NOW, DO YOU.
>> James: COME ON, NIALL, LET'S LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.
>> WHAT WAS THAT,.
>> James: IS THAT YOUR IMPRESSION OF ME, LET ME SEE IT,
COME ON, NIALL, LET'S LISTEN SOME MUSIC.
>> FOR SURE.
LET'S DO T SHALL WE.
I'M JUST LIKE ONE OF YOUR MATES FROM SCHOOL.
>> THAT'S ♪ "WE SHOULD TAKE THIS BACK TO
MY PLACE" ♪ THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID RIGHT TO
MY FACE ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT YOU BAD
YEAH, I WANT YOU, BABY ♪ SLOW, SLOW HANDS
LIKE SWEAT DRIPPING DOWN OUR ♪ DIRTY LAUNDRY
♪ NO, NO CHANCE THAT I'M LEAVING HERE WITHOUT
♪ YOU ON ME I, I KNOW
♪ YEAH, I ALREADY KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN'
♪ SLOW HANDS NOW I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
A PHOBIA OF YOURS.
>> YEAH.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOUR BIG FEARS.
>> CLAUSE TRO PHOBIA, BIG,.
>> James: YEAH.
>> I HATE BIRDS.
>> James: ALL BIRDS.
>> MOSTLY, I SAY MOSTLY PIGEONS.
I DO ENJOY A GOOD WALK IN THE PARK BUT THE MINUTE PIGEONS COME
INTO IT.
>> James: WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF PIGEONS.
>> I THINK THEY ARE HORRIBLE.
>> James: WHY, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HURT YOU.
>> I JUST DON'T LIKE, I DON'T LIKE THAT THIS HE ARE NOT SCARED
OF US YOU BET REALLY CLOGS TO THEM.
PEOPLE HAVE TO RUN AT A FLOCK OF PIGEONS TO MAKE THEM MOVE.
>> James: EVEN A CAR, THEY WILL STAY IN THE ROAD.
>> LAST SECRETARY.
>> James: FINE, I WILL MOVE.
>> YEAH.
>> James: I FEEL LIKE IT IS PROBABLY TIME FOR YOU TO FACE
YOUR FEAR INANY WAYS.
LET'S GO MEET THE PIGEONS.
>> OKAY, LET'S DO IT.
>> James: OKAY, NOW COME WITH ME.
NOW WAIT HERE.
LET'S BRING IN THE PIGEONS.
NOW JUST RELAX.
OKAY.
DO YOU WANT TO JUST POP HIM RIGHT THERE.
>> MY SHOULDER?
>> James: DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT.
DO YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM.
GET TO KNOW HIM WHAT IS HIS NAME.
>> THIS ONE IS TED.
>> James: TED, A LOVELY NAME.
>> DON'T LET GO.
>> James: DON'T LET GO.
>> I'M ACTUALLY SHAKING.
>> James: YOU ARE DOING GREAT.
>> I MEAN.
>> James: YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
AND NOW LET'S BRING IN ANOTHER PIGEON.
>> WHAT?
>> James: OKAY, OKAY, THERE WE GO, JUST RELAX.
JUST RELAX.
LET'S BRING IN ANOTHER PIGEON.
>> WHAT?
>> James: NOW NIALL, THIS ONE IS FLYING, THERE HE IS, HE IS ON
YOUR HEAD, NOW.
>> NO, JAMES, I'M TELLING YOU THESE [BLEEP].
>> LOOK HOW WELL YOU ARE DOING, YOU HAVE ONE ON YOUR HEAD, ONE
ON YOUR SHOULDER AND ARE YOU HOLDING ONE.
SAY TED, I'M NO LONGESCARED OF YOU.
>> TED, I'M NO LONGER SCARED OF.
>> James: SAY WE ARE FRIENDS NOW.
>> TED, WE'RE FRIENDS NOW.
>> James: OKAY.
LISTEN.
ALL WELL AND GOOD WHILE I'M HERE.
YOU HAVE TO FACE THIS FEAR ON YOUR OWN.
I WILL SEE YOU IN A BIT.
>> WHAT?
JAMES, JAMES, JAMES!
JAMES, SERIOUSLY, GET BACK HERE NOW.
JAMES, I SWEAR THIS HAS ACTUALLY MADE NIE PHOBIA WORSE.
>> HE JUST POOED ON MY BACK.
THE ONE ON MY HEAD IS FREAKING ME OUT.
THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.
THAT'S NOT GOOD, MAN, HONESTLY.
I JUST HAD-- .
>> James: I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE.
>> THREE PIGEONS AND ONE OF THEM POOED ON ME.
>> James: I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE OF THEIR ACTIONS.
>> CAN WE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR NOW, PLEASE.
>> James: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SANITIZE.
♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK, I LIKE THE THINGS YOU WEAR
♪ I WANT YOUR NUMBER TATTOOED ON MY ARM IN INK, I SWEAR
♪ 'CAUSE WHEN THE MORNING COMES, I KNOW YOU WON'T BE THERE
♪ EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, YOU DISAPPEAR
♪ NICE TO MEET YA (I GOT LOVE FOR YOU)
♪ NICE TO MEET YA, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
♪ LET ME TREAT YA TO A DRINK
>> THE THING IS I LISTEN THESE
SONGS, AS YOU KNOW, I REALLY DO, AND EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING, I
CAN REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST MET YOUR E MAIM ADDRESS-- WAS DAPIMP
IS HERE@HOT MAIL T WAS ACTUALLY DA UNDERSCORE, PIMP UNDERSCORE
IS UNDERSCORE HERE ERE.
THE@HOT MAIL.
YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> Jes: HOW IS DA PUMP, IS HE STILL HERE.
>> HE IS DEFINITELY HERE.
I AUDITIONED FOR THE THE X FACTOR.
>> James: OH MY GOD.
>> I DON'T THINK HOW DID I END NEWSPAPER THAT BAND.
>> James: HOW DID ANYBODY TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WITH THAT AS AN
EMAIL ADDRESS.
>> OH GOSH.
>> James: YOU THINK OUT THERE SOMEWHERE THERE IS A GUY WITH DA
PIMP IS HERE, AND E'S GETTING ALL OF THE EMAILS ABOUT ONE
DIRECTION.
>> POOR FELLA JUST SITTING THERE, TRYING TO MAWK A LIVING.
I JUST WANT TO BE A PIMP.
>> James: ONLY CALL ME IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO BE PITCHING.
♪ WE FIGHT WE GET HIGH HOLDING ON TO LOVE
♪ WE CAME DOWN 'CAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING HOLDING US
♪ IS IT WRONG THAT I STILL WONDER WHERE YOU ARE
♪ IS IT WRONG THAT I STILL DON'T KNOW MY HEART
♪ ARE YOU ALL DRESSED UP BUT WITH NOWHERE TO GO
♪ ARE YOUR TEARS FALLING DOWN WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE LOW
♪ ANOTHER FRIDAY NIGHT TRYNA PUT ON A SHOW
♪ DO YOU HATE THE WEEKEND 'CAUSE NOBODY'S CALLING
♪ I'VE STILL GOT SO MUCH LOVE HIDDEN BENEATH THIS SKIN
♪ SO DARLING PUT A LITTLE LOVE ON ME
♪ PUT A LITTLE LOVE ON ME WHEN THE LIGHTS COME UP AND
♪ THERE'S NO SHADOWS DANCING I LOOK AROUND AS MY HEART IS
♪ COLLAPSING 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I
♪ NEED TO PUT A LITTLE LOVE ON ME
(APPLAUSE) >> I I FEEL LIKE A LONG TIME,
TEN YEARS.
>> YEAH.
>> I THINK WE'RE READY TO TEST OUR FRIEND SLIP.
>> RIGHT.
>> I THINK IT MIGHT BE TIME THAT YOU AND I TAKE A LIE DETECTOR
TEST.
>> WHAT.
>> James: I'VE GOT MY FRIEND JN HERE WHO IS A PROFESSIONAL
LIE DETECTER.
HAS THE MACHINE AND EVERYTHING.
>> BUT HE IS QUITE A BIG PERSONALITY.
HE DOES, HE JABERS ON A BIT AND A LOT OF IT BECOMES ABOUT JOHN.
BUT BEAR WITH HIM.
WE ARE REALLY GOIN TO TEST OUR FRIENDSHIP NOW, OKAY.
>> LET'S DO IT.
>> James: HERE HE COMES.
GET READY FOR THE BIG CAT, JOHNO, HOW'S LIFE?
>> FINE.
>> GOOD TO HE SEE YOU, MAN.
>> James: OKAY.
SO JOHN, HOW ACCURATE IS THIS MACHINE?
>> SO ACCURATE THAT THE UNITED STATES YOU CANNOT BECOME A
POLICE OFFICER WITHOUT PASSING ONE.
>> James: OKAY, NIALL IS GOING TO GO FIRST.
>> YOU MIGHT WANT TO EXTEND THAT OUT A LITTLE BIT.
THERE IT IS.
>> James: ARE YOU READY?
OKAY.
DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK ONE DIRECTION WILL GET BACK
TOGETHER?
>> YES.
>> James: DO YOU LIKE SIMON COWELL?
>> SOMETIMES.
>> TRUE.
>> WOW, THESE QUESTIONS ARE UNTENSE.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LATE NIGHT SHOW TO
PERFORM ON.
>> THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WITH JAMES CORDEN.
>> THAT SAY LIE.
>> James: OH MY GOD.
>> OH NO.
>> James: WHOSE IS IT?
WHOSE IS IT, TELL THE TRUTH.
>> IS IT SNL?
>> YES, IT IS SNL.
>> THAT'S TRUE SORRY MAN, IT'S SNL, YOU KNOW, FROM NEW YORK, A
AND ALL THAT.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SWITCH IT OVER.
IT'S TIME FOR ME.
>> OBVIOUS HONESTLY, THAT WAS INTENSE.
>> I WOULD LIKE YOU TO NOT JUDGE ME BY THAT, THANK YOU.
>> I WILL CALIBRATE IT WITH.
>> ALL RIGHT, MY QUESTION TO YOU, JAMES, YOUR TURN NOW.
I USED TO BE BLOND.
DO YOU THINK I LOOK BET WE ARE DARKER HAIR.
>> NO.
>> TRUE (LAUGHTER)
>> THE THE HARSH REALITY OF THE U.S. LIE DETECTOR, WHAT DO YOU
THINK IS A BETTER SONG, SLOW HANDS BY ME OR-- SIGN OF THE
TIMES.
YOU BE CAREFUL NOW.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: I THINK SIGN OF THE TIMES IS A BETTER SONG.
>> TRUE.
>> WOW.
>> ESPECIALLY WATCHING YOU PERFORM IT IT ON SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE.
>> LAST QUESTION, I WANT TO GET THE RIGHT ANSWER HERE.
AM I YOUR FAVORITE MEMBER OF ONE DIRECTION?
>> James: YES.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
♪ YOU CAN STAY WITH ME TONIGHT.
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE WHEN
I'M AROUND YOU ♪ SO GO AHEAD AND SAY WHAT'S ON
YOUR MIND ♪ ON YOUR MIND
WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NO ♪ JUDGEMENT
YOU CAN GET THAT FROM ANYONE ♪ ELSE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE NOTHING ♪ YOU CAN JUST BE YOURSELF
WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NO ♪ JUDGEMENT
WE CAN GET THAT FROM EVERYONE ♪ ELSE
AND WE DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ♪ NOTHING
WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NO ♪ JUDGEMENT
OHH, WE DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ♪ NOTHING
MHM, WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NO ♪ JUDGEMENT
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BROTHER, I REALLY, REALLY DO.
>> I LOVE YOU.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).