hi I'm Barbara hi I'm Dave nice to have me on the show what no I'm supposed to say that yeah
okay uh I thought you you went to tick tock at where we'll talk I thought I went to tick tock
last time we were together you said you would you had a deal with Tick Tock I never said that
I think you did you said I'm gonna have to have other guests on because you were going
where to tick tock I I no I don't know where you got that impression perhaps one
of your other guests you're confusing me with another guest I don't have any other guests
all right anyway no I'm no I I don't know where you get that idea but thank you for having me I I
always enjoy being on your show uh oh I wanted to tell you that my son's High School teacher said I
don't want to ruin it he said um our last show was thrillingly close to actual entertainment
well there it is that's the goal that's all we're looking for yeah uh and and flattery and thrilling
just actually close to entertainment is all we need yes that's the question yeah you provide
your own Thrills we're not in that business this is not an amusement park yep that's all that's
all I have what do you have well uh tomorrow is election day and uh I just thought this has
been on my mind for quite some time and I'm nothing if not introspective and thoughtful
um years and years and years ago former president uh trumpy would be on our show and he would be on
a lot and it was before there was a widespread negative impression of the man as a human being
and we would talk about things like you know he was a slumlord and uh his his failing uh he
had a game show on called The Apprentice and big laughs and everything would be fun and I'd poke
fun with his ridiculous hair and uh you know it's just stuff like that and it was all good
times and I and so uh people say to me do you do you think maybe you helped make him seem like an
actual human and not like a near ape and I put put some thought into it and you know I came
up with something because I can remember each and every time trumpy was on the show either
before or during the commercial break I would be briefed and the segment producer would say uh okay
we have like eight minutes left he wants to talk about being a soulless putz and I'd say oh okay
and uh we'd run out of time or Paul would have something to say and I would completely forget
and and uh so then he'd be six months later he'd be on again and the same thing I'd be briefed oh
he's got an interesting story about what it's like to be a psychopathic uh racist and I'd
say oh okay okay and then it would slip my mind huh Trump himself wanted to talk about being a
psychopathic racist yes he wanted to let people know about these characteristics uh and then it
happened again and he says oh uh tonight Don uh wants to get into the fact that he is a a white
supremacist and uh I would I don't know what I was distracted or Paul would have a point or
something so the these things went uh on and on and I remember I think the last time uh
the segment producer said oh tonight he wants to make sure that you understand he's uh uh kind of
a an uncontrollable liar he is impossible for him to tell the truth I said oh okay and you know I
should have written these things down because uh he was so enthusiastic about saying these things
and for some reason they weren't on a page and I needed every I needed I needed notes right um
so I in that regard I wonder had he been able to tell those stories if people had had a different
opinion about voting for the guy I I don't know just sit there I'm no pundit sure you're no pundit
well I guess uh well that's it well I mean it's really just well don't you have something
do I have something on the show we want to get close to surprisingly close thrillingly close
thrillingly close thrillingly click to Damon says Adam Schwartz God bless you Adam I I think our big
message today is no matter who you vote oh you got to get out tomorrow you have to get out and
vote because we're perilously close here uh to uh I mean sure he was fun for a while but now
everybody's loopy remember when we would play Trump or a monkey oh it had to do with his hair
that's right oh that was great it's a great game yeah describe how that went that there would be a
card and you would only see the top and you had to say is it a trump or a monkey it was
hard to tell yeah and who would who would be the contestant in that we would find someone off the
street oh seven off the street and they would have to guess and we'd have three examples that's right
yeah what fun times yeah so go vote yeah yeah and and then there was another time uh where he wanted
to tell a story about being an exploitative self-aggrandizing narcissist who only cared
about himself again we ran out of time so maybe I played a small part and forgive me if I did
well thank you very much have you ever been on the tick tock with you man be yeah thrillingly close
to entertainment that's what he said that's why I wrote it down because I didn't want to ruin it